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FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« on: October 04, 2022, 02:44:07 AM »
So from the thrasher SOTY thread came a fucking killer idea, let’s do our own SOTY instead of bitching about Thrasher’s.

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We can also choose our own SOTY.

SSOTY, slap skater of the year?

P-SOTY? Pals Skater of the Year?

Since this message board might be one of the largest entities living inside of the dead shell of a magazine I think our voices matter for something, especially considering how many podcasts and u t*bers cite SLAP

Could even be based on lifestyle hammers and great thread content it’s our award lol
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I'll make the trophy. Dead serious I believe we do matter in some weird way to the culture of skateboarding. I think fools would be stoked honestly, just get monkey or slamcity on it to seal the deal.


There are the best fucking ideas.

Fuck the industry, let’s do it ourselves.

Some initial thoughts

1- Fred Gall wins ever year. He gets a trophy period.

2- The #2 skater is ‘SLAP’s SOTY’

3- We can have a bunch of categories to prevent everything being lumped into a singular, undefinable ‘best’.

Best cinematography, best trick, best part, best pants, etc.

4 -I suspect that industry dudes might pic up on this if we do it, and try to sway the vote by spamming the boards with fake accounts.

I think the best way to avoid this is voting restricted to SLAP PALS.
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What do you guys think? We can do anything for prizes. Nothing gratuitous, just the honor of being chosen by SLAP.

Any good ideas for categories? Voting methods? How to do this?
« Last Edit: October 04, 2022, 03:02:31 AM by cucktard »
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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2022, 02:51:13 AM »
There are two types of people in this world: those who care about the skater of the year, those who care about their skating of the day, and those who can't count.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2022, 04:30:18 AM »
There are two types of people in this world: those who care about the skater of the year, those who care about their skating of the day, and those who can't count.

I did a really shitty slappy front nose pop out today and I'm really happy.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2022, 05:17:50 AM »

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2022, 05:47:27 AM »
This sounds rad.

I'll start the nominations with this simple question: is there anyone even coming close to Fritte Söderströms cinematography?




Edit: Regarding the practicalities of the voting – if the number of categories are somewhat limited, you could just run a poll for each? Spread a few days apart perhaps.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2022, 05:49:43 AM »
So it’s a thread that already exists with a new title

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2022, 05:53:32 AM »
So it’s a thread that already exists with a new title
personally I can only hope to be remembered in a slap post three years after my death, with my name spelled wrong

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2022, 06:10:24 AM »
I can only contribute the perfect soundtrack.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2022, 06:12:25 AM »
There are two types of people in this world: those who care about the skater of the year, those who care about their skating of the day, and those who can't count.

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2022, 06:15:15 AM »
october challenge dropping soon?

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2022, 06:16:16 AM »
The answer is Frederick John Gall, my mans
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2022, 07:18:36 AM »
POTY (pal of the year) would be sicker. Pals submit 30 second - 1 min edits, vote on the winner. No repeat winners maybe? I'm sure there's a couple rippers on here who could probably win every year if they were allowed to. idk.

voting on "our own" SOTY would be cool too, this idea just came to mind when reading this. If we voted on our own I would like there to be more specific criteria, or more categories as you mentioned previously.

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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2022, 07:38:49 AM »
POTY (pal of the year) would be sicker. Pals submit 30 second - 1 min edits, vote on the winner. No repeat winners maybe? I'm sure there's a couple rippers on here who could probably win every year if they were allowed to. idk.

voting on "our own" SOTY would be cool too, this idea just came to mind when reading this. If we voted on our own I would like there to be more specific criteria, or more categories as you mentioned previously.
@pekkaaa gonna win every year

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2022, 07:40:56 AM »
what is a "SLAP"??

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2022, 08:51:38 AM »

Op, you ok man? Being real here, you doin alright?

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2022, 08:57:03 AM »
I'd be down as fuck to vote if mods organized something

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2022, 08:57:28 AM »
me, i'm SOTY

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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2022, 08:58:34 AM »
me, i'm SOTY

Nuh uh, I am, stop copying me.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2022, 09:08:10 AM »
Best Cinematography should go to “Everything, Everywhere All at Once” that movie was beautiful.

SOTY is Dylan Jeab.


Best trick is Rowan rain boardslide.

Fred gall.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2022, 09:08:29 AM »
SLAP SOTY - Fred Gall

Then the actual award up for grabs needa have a different name fr.
FTIITS (pronounced the "fitties" or the "eff-tits"???), meaning "Fuck The Industry, I'm In These Streets"

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2022, 09:08:58 AM »
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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2022, 09:28:45 AM »
how do we know if we are "SLAP PALs" again?

either way id love to atleast comment and read yalls choice, way more interesting and a closer check with reality than a thrasher imo.

so far mine is Tfunk cause im guessing hes brewing a part for later this year on top of what hes already done.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2022, 10:02:48 AM »
how do we know if we are "SLAP PALs" again?

either way id love to atleast comment and read yalls choice, way more interesting and a closer check with reality than a thrasher imo.

so far mine is Tfunk cause im guessing hes brewing a part for later this year on top of what hes already done.

It's on the left of your post beneath your username and your trade count. You're a hero member right now. Once you post your 1000th post you'll become a slap pal and will unlock the ability to gnar or kook people (which affects their rep number).

Op, you ok man? Being real here, you doin alright?

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« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2022, 10:17:44 AM »
me fool

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2022, 10:53:58 AM »
Hey glad you all are stoked on the idea as well.

As for best pants- Bobby Dekeyzer. He makes so many other skaters look like slobs. I guess a lot of skaters are slobs, kinda a turn off when you think about certain skaters sleeping on yellowed sheets surrounded by beer cans.

As for PAL Soty- Mr. Gall. I think we can all relate to a working class guy that skates. Dedication to skateboarding is what shines through. He had the cover too, life hammer.

Was thinking about waiting to start the thread after all the SOTY media has dropped but we can totally begin discussion now.

Kook of the year: Taylor Silverman lol

I like the ideas of multiple awards. Sort of doing what Transworld used to do. On the other hand, focusing on only a handful of awards will have more impact.

Sort of related unrelated, are Levi’s 550 the new brown chords? The official SLAP pant.

Also as for poster of the year. I was thinking of beginning the discussion in December. There are some key posts I want to bring to everyone’s attention as we get sentimental during the holidays lol

nothing's been the since same

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2022, 11:11:18 AM »
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how do we know if we are "SLAP PALs" again?

either way id love to atleast comment and read yalls choice, way more interesting and a closer check with reality than a thrasher imo.

so far mine is Tfunk cause im guessing hes brewing a part for later this year on top of what hes already done.
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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2022, 11:14:45 AM »
This sounds rad.

I'll start the nominations with this simple question: is there anyone even coming close to Fritte Söderströms cinematography?




Edit: Regarding the practicalities of the voting – if the number of categories are somewhat limited, you could just run a poll for each? Spread a few days apart perhaps.

the filming in this is really incredible

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« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2022, 11:25:57 AM »
best dirt bike footage: Steve Cab

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2022, 11:36:08 AM »
So from the thrasher SOTY thread came a fucking killer idea, let’s do our own SOTY instead of bitching about Thrasher’s.

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We can also choose our own SOTY.

SSOTY, slap skater of the year?

P-SOTY? Pals Skater of the Year?

Since this message board might be one of the largest entities living inside of the dead shell of a magazine I think our voices matter for something, especially considering how many podcasts and u t*bers cite SLAP

Could even be based on lifestyle hammers and great thread content it’s our award lol
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I'll make the trophy. Dead serious I believe we do matter in some weird way to the culture of skateboarding. I think fools would be stoked honestly, just get monkey or slamcity on it to seal the deal.
[close]


There are the best fucking ideas.

Fuck the industry, let’s do it ourselves.

Some initial thoughts

1- Fred Gall wins ever year. He gets a trophy period.

2- The #2 skater is ‘SLAP’s SOTY’

3- We can have a bunch of categories to prevent everything being lumped into a singular, undefinable ‘best’.

Best cinematography, best trick, best part, best pants, etc.

4 -I suspect that industry dudes might pic up on this if we do it, and try to sway the vote by spamming the boards with fake accounts.

I think the best way to avoid this is voting restricted to SLAP PALS.

What do you guys think? We can do anything for prizes. Nothing gratuitous, just the honor of being chosen by SLAP.

Any good ideas for categories? Voting methods? How to do this?

Just make a trophy like Thrashers' Rusty, but it's Fred Gall.

And of course he get's the first one!


He's earned it this year anyway.

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Re: FUCK THE INDUSTRY, let’s do a SLAP SOTY
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2022, 11:38:03 AM »
This sounds rad.

I'll start the nominations with this simple question: is there anyone even coming close to Fritte Söderströms cinematography?




Edit: Regarding the practicalities of the voting – if the number of categories are somewhat limited, you could just run a poll for each? Spread a few days apart perhaps.

1:44 gets my vote for best backside 5-0 frontside flip out in the middle of the ledge award