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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #90 on: September 08, 2023, 09:11:27 AM »
Made it about ten mins into Johnny and Clyde before having to switch it off. Feel like there's a world between a lot of the stuff mentioned in this thread and genuinely bad movies that nobody can even make it thru

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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #91 on: September 08, 2023, 01:00:19 PM »
I’m gonna go there:

A Scanner Darkly
Please explain.

Also, did you watch Waking Life?

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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #92 on: September 08, 2023, 01:42:19 PM »
Decided to binge all the fast and furious since netflix dropped the first 5...and holy shit #7 was weird with Jason Statham and was kinda aweful, I skipped 8 the trailer just looked horrible, and #9 was complete shit...I fell asleep on it 3x and still haven't worked up the energy to pick back up.  There's a scene were Carbi B shows up and it kills it for me, and Ludacris looks like he doesn't give a fuck with all of his lines
Kinda want to see #10 just for shits and giggles but know it'll be shit.

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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #93 on: September 08, 2023, 05:15:10 PM »
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I’m gonna go there:

A Scanner Darkly
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Please explain.

Also, did you watch Waking Life?

Not my style, super depressing and way into the heavy drugs. Also filmed funny. I’d say the same for Philip K. Dick’s novels.

I haven’t seen Waking Life.
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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #94 on: September 08, 2023, 06:05:47 PM »
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I’m gonna go there:

A Scanner Darkly
[close]
Please explain.

Also, did you watch Waking Life?
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Not my style, super depressing and way into the heavy drugs. Also filmed funny. I’d say the same for Philip K. Dick’s novels.

I haven’t seen Waking Life.

I thought visually, A Scanner Darkly is very interesting, but I do not remember anything that happened in the movie so I don’t believe the plot was very cohesive. I’d watch it again, but I recall wanting to like it more than I did.

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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #95 on: September 08, 2023, 06:48:27 PM »
Just remembered Glenn Danzig masterpiece Verotika, any of these movies we've been mentioning looks like Casino after watching it. At least you can laugh a little bit.

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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #96 on: September 09, 2023, 09:04:40 AM »
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I’m gonna go there:

A Scanner Darkly
[close]
Please explain.

Also, did you watch Waking Life?
[close]

Not my style, super depressing and way into the heavy drugs. Also filmed funny. I’d say the same for Philip K. Dick’s novels.

I haven’t seen Waking Life.
The visuals seemed to be a progression of the dream style animation in Waking Life. Also, if you enjoyed his first film Slackers, it is sort of similar to it.

Right now, I’m currently watching the latest Puppetmaster movie Doctor Death.

Anyone watch the last two fan fueled Friday the 13th movies?

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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #97 on: March 24, 2024, 07:45:52 PM »
Watched "Kiss of Death" (1947) on the big screen this weekend. It was fantastic, especially the performance by Richard Widmark as the baddie (his first major performance).

So I thought I would watch the 1995 remake starring David Caruso. Despite being penned by Richard Price, this is bad. Real bad. The only barely interesting thing is Nic Cage's fitness-obsessed psycho villain (and Widmark was much, much better than this dumb brute). Michael Rapaport puts in one of the worst acting jobs I've ever seen in this. Avoid at all costs.
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Re: Really bad movies
« Reply #98 on: March 25, 2024, 10:43:08 AM »
Aggro Dr1ft looks horrendous.
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