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chihuahuadad2000

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Where’s Milton?
« on: November 01, 2022, 07:39:28 PM »
Dude dropped one of the gnarliest parts in history and then disappeared… any news?



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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2022, 07:48:31 PM »
First part in this bitch. Only a month old



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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2022, 08:04:23 PM »
First part in this bitch. Only a month old


Wanted to watch, but the weed/beer/fighting with property owners is just so damn old at this point I just stop watching the video. Probably some HILARIOUS footage of Milton abusing a homeless mentally ill person or two, hahahaha sooo edgy

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2022, 08:33:10 PM »

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2022, 09:21:26 PM »
who cares

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2022, 09:34:56 PM »
Respecting people is the real Hellride.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2022, 09:36:25 PM »
whose milton

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2022, 01:14:55 AM »
So you didnt wanna Watch.
Dont just assume shit russell, cause i think you are the one who wants to be edgy

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First part in this bitch. Only a month old

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Wanted to watch, but the weed/beer/fighting with property owners is just so damn old at this point I just stop watching the video. Probably some HILARIOUS footage of Milton abusing a homeless mentally ill person or two, hahahaha sooo edgy
fun fun fun

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2022, 01:22:19 AM »
He goes from school to school to educate children about the serious consequences marijuana can have on your mental health

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2022, 01:22:43 AM »
Seems like he has been living that a-boy-and-his-dog life lately.
"Was just about to say, wtf is up with this EdLawndale guy?"


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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2022, 07:13:38 AM »
According to his Instagram, he's hanging out with his daughter, taking up medium-format film photography, and ollieing off of rooftops.


This is not my SOTY. I'm telling my kids there was no SOTY for 2021

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2022, 07:27:10 AM »
I think he died in the 90’s

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2022, 08:20:12 AM »
I think he died in the 90’s

July 5, 2001

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2022, 08:21:18 AM »
Miltons trick and spot selection is the exact same as a bad street snowboarding video

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2022, 08:38:50 AM »
aren't you allowed a 3 year coast period after a soty where do nothing but release a shoe if you haven't already

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2022, 08:59:56 AM »
Screw Milton, wheres Nilton???

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2022, 09:29:16 AM »
Miltons trick and spot selection is the exact same as a bad street snowboarding video
He jokes about only being able to do kickflips.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2022, 10:14:25 AM »

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2022, 10:32:55 AM »
Milton has stayed skating heavily. Dumb post.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2022, 11:13:02 AM »
Rewatched his SOTY-winning part recently, and it still stands as probably the gnarliest part of all time.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2022, 11:26:32 AM »
He is in Argentina, his sister just married Miss Puerto Rico and he had to officiate the wedding.
Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2022, 11:29:05 AM »
Milton has stayed skating heavily. Dumb post.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2022, 11:45:24 AM »

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2022, 12:46:50 PM »
whose milton

If it's nacho Milton, whose Milton is it?

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2022, 01:52:46 PM »
According to his Instagram, he's hanging out with his daughter, taking up medium-format film photography, and ollieing off of rooftops.


This spot is no more, they demolished the building.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2022, 07:15:52 PM »
aren't you allowed a 3 year coast period after a soty where do nothing but release a shoe if you haven't already

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2022, 09:25:58 PM »
Just follow the yews, broken glass and smooooke

You’ll find him

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2022, 04:13:38 AM »
Perhaps pursuing professional pickleball?
Nah…dude RIPS.

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2022, 06:14:56 AM »
Just so we are claro, the answer to OP was "in some local homey video that only local homeys were checking for"?

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Re: Where’s Milton?
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2022, 09:51:55 AM »
Fixing spots with mr. lawnmower thrower man




And not surfing I guess?