Trendwatch 2023

[manysnakes]

Strobecks video will be x10000000 times more worse

x10000000 is the amount of zoom he plans to use in response to all the criticism.

[nutsass]

Repeat tricks in lines

[offkilter]

Not a trend but a prediction that Mark Suiciu will be coming out with a part called “Doublets” which is only the most tasteful, genteel, scientifically perfect, mathematically profound 2-trick lines he dreamt up on airplanes.

There will be an accompanying art exhibition to celebrate the release where he will at some point explain the meaning of some poem he had painted on the wall and everyone’s going to love it.

The part will have two Beirut songs playing at once

[JamesFardy]

Brown leather jackets with black turtlenecks underneath. Only bald skaters will do it At first. Then everyone will.

[Magnolia]

Brown leather jackets with black turtlenecks underneath. Only bald skaters will do it At first. Then everyone will.

Who's going to be the first to add leather elbow patches?

[toe_knee]

Mustaches…has anyone noticed this?? There has been a resurgence of mustaches lately and I’m not sure how I feel about it, there has always been a subsect of skateboarding that subscribes to the fuzzy lip worm I.e Leo Romero, but I’ve seen a slightly larger number of bros rocking the stache, Carlisle aikens, heitor for example. I’m all for the facial hair but I just hope it doesn’t Become a retelling of the first time mustaches infiltrated pop culture, what a weird time, people were wearing all over print shirts with mustaches on them, I wonder how all those people with mustaches tattood in between their fingers are doing now? 

[Magnolia]

Mustaches…has anyone noticed this?? There has been a resurgence of mustaches lately and I’m not sure how I feel about it, there has always been a subsect of skateboarding that subscribes to the fuzzy lip worm I.e Leo Romero, but I’ve seen a slightly larger number of bros rocking the stache, Carlisle aikens, heitor for example. I’m all for the facial hair but I just hope it doesn’t Become a retelling of the first time mustaches infiltrated pop culture, what a weird time, people were wearing all over print shirts with mustaches on them, I wonder how all those people with mustaches tattood in between their fingers are doing now?

Well one of them is the first image on the Wikipedia page for "hipster" which has to be the most dubious honor possible

[Peepeeboy69]

so if you're like a loose hat skater and ur battling a trick u really gotta go pick up ur board then walk back to ur hat and pick up ur hat put it on and then go back to try the trick again

[vinithebr]

so if you're like a loose hat skater and ur battling a trick u really gotta go pick up ur board then walk back to ur hat and pick up ur hat put it on and then go back to try the trick again

I got back pain just by reading this

[Mean salto]

"your shoelace belt looks like a g string"
"No actually that is my underwear"


Toupees are gonna become more common than actual hair but maybe not this year

[somethingmustbreaknow]

"your shoelace belt looks like a g string"
"No actually that is my underwear"

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
"

[Acid Drop]

[cky enthusiast]

you prolly made ur ex wife laugh hard as fuck. too bad the pain pills got in the way of a good thing.

[Wienerboy]

Brown leather jackets with black turtlenecks underneath. Only bald skaters will do it At first. Then everyone will.

AKA the Carl Sagan

[greenbeans]

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Strobecks video will be x10000000 times more worse

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x10000000 is the amount of zoom he plans to use in response to all the criticism.

Imagine how many times he had to re film someone cause he didn’t get the board at all

[Chatbot]

Repeat tricks in lines

Ishod's new part had a line with two flat ground heelflips so others will most likely follow

[Acid Drop]

All brown fits. Brown trousers, Brown hoody, crewneck or jacket, black cap - faded to brown. Brown teeth, eyes and skin. Brown hair, Brown socks, Brown sneakers with Brown shoelaces. Skating a Brown bowl backwards, in a place where no green grass ever grows.

[behavioralguide]

Hotrodding

[behavioralguide]

Switch/nollie grabs

[Aquatic Dinosaur]

Switch/nollie grabs

Switch airwalk would be cool

[Plan9Customs]

All brown fits. Brown trousers, Brown hoody, crewneck or jacket, black cap - faded to brown. Brown teeth, eyes and skin. Brown hair, Brown socks, Brown sneakers with Brown shoelaces. Skating a Brown bowl backwards, in a place where no green grass ever grows.

Brown about town has all ready gone down. 2015

[BL0B]

All brown fits. Brown trousers, Brown hoody, crewneck or jacket, black cap - faded to brown. Brown teeth, eyes and skin. Brown hair, Brown socks, Brown sneakers with Brown shoelaces. Skating a Brown bowl backwards, in a place where no green grass ever grows.

Golden brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throughout the night, no need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Every time, just like the last
On her ship, tied to the mast
To distant lands, takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown

Golden brown, finer temptress
Through the ages, she's heading west
From far away, stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown

Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)

[Cool Ceith]

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All brown fits. Brown trousers, Brown hoody, crewneck or jacket, black cap - faded to brown. Brown teeth, eyes and skin. Brown hair, Brown socks, Brown sneakers with Brown shoelaces. Skating a Brown bowl backwards, in a place where no green grass ever grows.

[close]

Golden brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throughout the night, no need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Every time, just like the last
On her ship, tied to the mast
To distant lands, takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown

Golden brown, finer temptress
Through the ages, she's heading west
From far away, stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown

Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)
(With golden brown) never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) with golden brown (with golden brown)

This was the best part of Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. Brilliant scene.

[Acid Drop]

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All brown fits. Brown trousers, Brown hoody, crewneck or jacket, black cap - faded to brown. Brown teeth, eyes and skin. Brown hair, Brown socks, Brown sneakers with Brown shoelaces. Skating a Brown bowl backwards, in a place where no green grass ever grows.

[close]

Brown about town has all ready gone down. 2015

Around town this week. A skater, pushing in the midday sun, sweating bullets, surrounded by confuddled onlookers, neck deep in their consumerist lifestyles and carbon neutral ideologies. Forget everything you think you know, this is the real face of skateboarding.

[Coastal Fever]

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Switch/nollie grabs

[close]

Switch airwalk would be cool

Gonna be tough to beat Daniel Kim’s switch flip tail grab.

I’m waiting for some fashion forward skater to rock pants with one skinny leg and one baggy leg.

[Bigfoot is real]

The first full part released directly to instagram in 15 second, swipeable intervals or via some nike app.

Tony hawk does his "last" 900... only to do it again in 2027.

Durao applies himself and wins soty with 3 different parts, including a few noticeable one ups of TJ.

[sle_epy]

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Switch/nollie grabs

[close]

Switch airwalk would be cool

[close]

Gonna be tough to beat Daniel Kim’s switch flip tail grab.

I’m waiting for some fashion forward skater to rock pants with one skinny leg and one baggy leg.

Tight in the ass and thighs, your brother hand-me-down jnco's that're too long below the knees. You'd think that'd be a bell bottom but I'm picturing smthng far more atrocious.

[WavyDavy]

Switch/nollie grabs

Lizard kings switch Japan!!

[jgonzalez]

Looking like cariuma and c1rca will be the new adidas and Nike

[Bobbybanana]

1980 Miami vice clothing

Greco could do it well