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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #780 on: January 27, 2023, 11:37:10 AM »
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a lot of white people feeling persecuted in here
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Ever have a random 5% person screaming at you threaten to kill you calling you a white devil? It's not fun.
Yeah, sure, but it’s probably even less fun being harassed by police, surveilled suspiciously by security in stores, etc. just because you’re black.

I’m a full-on white dude, but I think getting randomly called white devil by a screaming Five Percenter is having it pretty easy, all things considered.
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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #781 on: January 27, 2023, 11:54:41 AM »
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a lot of white people feeling persecuted in here
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Ever have a random 5% person screaming at you threaten to kill you calling you a white devil? It's not fun.
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those aren’t 5%ers they’re black israelites and if you take it personally you’re a little baby- sorry.

If someone threatened to kill you, you wouldn't take that seriously? Wow. Now flip what I said and call others babies.

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #782 on: January 27, 2023, 12:06:04 PM »
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a lot of white people feeling persecuted in here
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Ever have a random 5% person screaming at you threaten to kill you calling you a white devil? It's not fun.
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those aren’t 5%ers they’re black israelites and if you take it personally you’re a little baby- sorry.
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If someone threatened to kill you, you wouldn't take that seriously? Wow. Now flip what I said and call others babies.

Going to pride, walking down the street holding another guys hand, leaving a gay bar/establishment, a family gathering or two, hanging out at the beach or the park with some friends, just generally existing as who I am.

All you can do at a certain point is chuckle about the absurdity of it all and move the fuck on with your life.

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #783 on: January 27, 2023, 01:27:25 PM »
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a lot of white people feeling persecuted in here
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Ever have a random 5% person screaming at you threaten to kill you calling you a white devil? It's not fun.
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those aren’t 5%ers they’re black israelites and if you take it personally you’re a little baby- sorry.
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If someone threatened to kill you, you wouldn't take that seriously? Wow. Now flip what I said and call others babies.

if they’re dressed like a ninja turtle like they usually are, i don’t take it seriously. i’m sorry you felt scared :(

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #784 on: January 27, 2023, 02:35:43 PM »
i just realized that kevin 'the god' taylor is likely one of them. he's from philly which is full of black muslims like dark lo and ar-ab. and who else would go by 'the god' or allow others to call him 'the god' unless it was 5% stuff? nobody. i'll likely never buy a king board but i'd watch a new kt part if they put him on.

Robbie Fowler is a black Muslim?!?!?!

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #785 on: January 27, 2023, 04:55:38 PM »
Yakub is said to have been born in Mecca at a time when 30% of original black people were "dissatisfied". He was a member of the Meccan branch of the Tribe of Shabazz. Yakub acquired the nickname "big head", because of his unusually large head and his arrogance. At the age of six, he discovered the law of attraction and repulsion by playing with magnets made of steel.

This insight led to a plan to create new people. He "saw an unlike human being, made to attract others, who could, with the knowledge of tricks and lies, rule the original black man.” By the age of 18, he had exhausted all knowledge in the universities of Mecca. He then discovered that the original black man contained both a "black germ" and a "brown germ". With 59,999 followers, he went to an "isle in the Aegean Sea called Pelan", which Muhammad identifies with Patmos. Once there, he established a despotic regime and set about breeding out the black traits, killed all darker babies, and created a brown race after 200 years.

Yakub died at the age of 150, but his followers carried on his work. After 600 years of this deliberate eugenics, the white race was created. The brutal conditions of their creation determined the evil nature of the new race: "by lying to the black mother of the baby, this lie was born into the very nature of the white baby; and, murder for the black people was also born in them—or made by nature a liar and murderer".

The new race traveled to Mecca where they caused so much trouble they were exiled to "West Asia (Europe), and stripped of everything but the language....Once there, they were roped in, to keep them out of Paradise....The soldiers patrolled the border armed with swords, to prevent the devils from crossing." For many centuries they lived a barbaric life, surviving naked in caves and eating raw meat, but eventually they were drawn out of the caves by Moses who "taught them to wear clothes". Moses tried to civilize them, but eventually gave up and blew up 300 of the most troublesome of them with dynamite.


Thanks for creating white people Yakub, very cool.
You’re a Florida native, aren’t you?

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #786 on: January 27, 2023, 05:18:25 PM »
At this point I’m just bummed none of the pals caught my ace Ventura 2 line. :(

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #787 on: January 27, 2023, 06:13:40 PM »
i just realized that kevin 'the god' taylor is likely one of them. he's from philly which is full of black muslims like dark lo and ar-ab. and who else would go by 'the god' or allow others to call him 'the god' unless it was 5% stuff? nobody. i'll likely never buy a king board but i'd watch a new kt part if they put him on.

Kevin Taylor’s from Pittsburgh. 

What do Ab and Lo have to do with your incoherent point? 


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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #788 on: January 27, 2023, 06:35:36 PM »
it’s so insane that sharktits incoherent ass has been banned at least 20 times, none of his accounts last more than 72 hours, he’s clearly not appreciates or wanted here, but he’s just… gonna make another burner account and start posting on here regardless until the librarian kicks him out

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #789 on: January 27, 2023, 09:54:35 PM »
hockey has done more than FA, no ?

I definitely prefer hockey over fa. I'm not big on the fa logo.
I liked chocolate more than girl too. But There was no way I wasn't riding Guy boards every chance I had to cop I was doing it.

I had madness around riding the guy boards. There's no doubt in my mind they helped me stay stoked on skating. Eventually I became not stoked because boards lasted like 3-15 days tops. Bad times bad times. The early 00s kinda sucked.

Now I'm on a psstixs 8.5 kick. I gotta keep that shit going as long as possible. I've fallen in love with big square noses. Chinese ollies yo. That's what's keeping me happy rn. And silver and pink glue team graphic. They really got me going. It chipped bottom ply on a wall ride to driveway bomb attempt. 3rd or 4th day. I was bummed AF. Mega bummed.
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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #790 on: January 27, 2023, 09:55:42 PM »
it’s so insane that sharktits incoherent ass has been banned at least 20 times, none of his accounts last more than 72 hours, he’s clearly not appreciates or wanted here, but he’s just… gonna make another burner account and start posting on here regardless until the librarian kicks him out

Gotta respect the mans gumption

Nothing to say exact this yakub is drunk I’m gonna go try to do fakie heels as high as tyshawn, I love all of you so much. Stay steezy and buttery my friends. You are all so close to my heart (except for you w*ne br*dy)

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« Reply #791 on: January 27, 2023, 10:18:34 PM »
Sizzle & Wane gon’ make some cute babies one day soon here; y’all mark my words.
I seen it in the stars.

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #792 on: January 28, 2023, 12:34:49 AM »
It’s cool seein [size=78%]people catch up with early 90s hip hop. [/size]

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #793 on: January 28, 2023, 09:16:14 AM »
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So basically you guys never payed attention to any of the lyrics used in all those Wu Tang songs that are in all those skate videos.
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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #794 on: February 04, 2023, 02:49:33 AM »
I just hope they hire Greyson Fletcher to do their artwork. That would be a sick move.

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« Reply #795 on: February 04, 2023, 04:48:43 AM »
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a lot of white people feeling persecuted in here
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Ever have a random 5% person screaming at you threaten to kill you calling you a white devil? It's not fun.


I agree it’s not fun, and it’s intimidating the first time.  those dude won’t touch you - and in the most polite way, fuck them and fuck religion and hatred and especially both combined.

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #796 on: February 04, 2023, 07:41:02 AM »
At this point I’m just bummed none of the pals caught my ace Ventura 2 line. :(

I see you dog, it gave me a chuckle

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« Reply #797 on: February 04, 2023, 08:10:25 AM »
I just hope they hire Greyson Fletcher to do their artwork. That would be a sick move.

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #798 on: February 04, 2023, 02:16:22 PM »
Enough about 5 percenter stuff, did you guys see Nak's pants in the Thrasher story today?



Might warrant a stylin on you thread.

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« Reply #799 on: February 04, 2023, 02:21:50 PM »
Tyshawn and Nak both are dressing like 2009 Britney Spears lately

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #800 on: February 04, 2023, 02:29:04 PM »
Enough about 5 percenter stuff, did you guys see Nak's pants in the Thrasher story today?



Might warrant a stylin on you thread.

OMG hahahahahaha

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« Reply #801 on: February 04, 2023, 02:50:22 PM »
looks like TJ's soty trip is in Australia again... also, one of the weaker soty trip squads in awhile? TJ, Nak, Nico, Zach S, and Robert Neal??

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #802 on: February 04, 2023, 03:29:35 PM »
Enough about 5 percenter stuff, did you guys see Nak's pants in the Thrasher story today?



Might warrant a stylin on you thread.

This is shocking!

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #803 on: February 04, 2023, 03:29:56 PM »
Why would he do that?!

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #804 on: February 04, 2023, 03:30:32 PM »
unquestionably the worst pants of all time

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« Reply #805 on: February 04, 2023, 03:35:20 PM »
unquestionably the worst pants of all time

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« Reply #806 on: February 04, 2023, 04:01:17 PM »
He really thought he was doin sumn 😭
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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #807 on: February 04, 2023, 04:06:49 PM »
Sizzle & Wane gon’ make some cute babies one day soon here; y’all mark my words.
I seen it in the stars.

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #808 on: February 04, 2023, 04:34:30 PM »
looks like TJ's soty trip is in Australia again... also, one of the weaker soty trip squads in awhile? TJ, Nak, Nico, Zach S, and Robert Neal??

Yeah looks like they can’t rely on KB randomly busting out some God shit anymore.

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Re: Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards
« Reply #809 on: February 04, 2023, 05:25:20 PM »
Enough about 5 percenter stuff, did you guys see Nak's pants in the Thrasher story today?



Might warrant a stylin on you thread.
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