Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards

[KGB]

[No Wave Comply]

i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

[Atiba Applebum]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

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Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

Like a Pharoah Tootingkamen deck for their next rich graphic

[No Wave Comply]

Like a Pharoah Tootingkamen deck for their next rich graphic

Boo-yar!

[Uncle Flea]

Small dicks are better.

[Mean salto]

Small dicks are better.

Well they're less prone to damage apparently. Brb gotta go to the doctor

[GrayCellGreen]

Small dicks are better.

#Alldicksmatter

[Cool Ceith]

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Hahaha, I always wondered if pornstar has pretty vanilla recreational sex lives (didn't expect to type that out)

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Now that I think about it, maybe they are the rare type of woman that actually want slow, not-loud, romantic recreational sex, to make it different.

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with a regular ass wang... yeah, probably not. she probably had to call up johnny sins immediately afterwards.

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Not to brag but I'm a 10 inch cocker (when soft) and I'm not a porn actor so I'd hold my judgement on Lui
Anyway, that's not the point

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pics soft and hard or take your internet lies somewhere else

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I recently bought extra large condoms by mistake and only found out when my dick was in it, I tried to tell myself I could do it but at that point I had already lost, I got distracted which made it softer therefore worse and I couldn't feel anything.
It reminded me that long ago I lost a condom inside a girl cause she was having a crazy long orgasm so I didn't wanna stop even though I had nutted minutes earlier, it got soft and the condom slipped away. It was weird later having to explain that I have to fish it out.

So no it's not a tenner, 'when soft' was to make that clear
@Watson more like the topic not point, which was pornstars interested in recreational loving sex, backside that brought dick size into the chat, and I overshot the reply

I used to buy the euphemistically named "Snug Fit" condom line, which is just a coded way of saying "Awww just look at your teeny hog!"

[swellbowed]

Tyshawn's a savage for this one

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

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Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

[urbneathme]

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The comments on youtube are making me wonder if I just watched the same video as everyone else. That was unbearable.

reading these comments has sapped me of more hope for the future than my job in education does. we’re doomed as a species.

[Uncle Flea]

I'm surprised that I guessed correctly about the Australian soty tour.

[Newphone]

Tyshawn's a savage for this one 
https://www.instagram.com/stories/tyshawn/3034504692194549971/

Dumping water on someone at his age is not savage, it’s douchey, like so much of what this megalomaniac does.  It’s so tyshawn though (just like it was so Bam).  Also, it’s a thing drunk people do to other drunk people, isn’t tyshawn sober?  If so even more questionable.  What’s next, soberly destroy the hotel room?

[Sizzle]

Might be an unpopular opinion here but I love Gary Rodgers. Guy seems like an absolute sweetheart who really loves skating and gives me zero coolguy vibes. Video was unwatchably boring but people give the guy too hard of a time.

[doomstation55]

My first thought when I saw that video is that Tyshawn is a megalomaniac!

[KGB]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

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Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

[close]

On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair on fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.

[Newphone]

My first thought when I saw that video is that Tyshawn is a megalomaniac!

Very funny, but you know it’s a accumulation of things.  “Atiba here’s a shirt from my moms fried food shop.  You’re gonna wear it on this Australia trip paired with these brick boxers.  You can cash app me whenever for the fit.”

[jakeumms]

For the record the first Tyshawn SOTY trip was to Puerto Rico (and Miami I guess)

[Christmas Complete]

Tyshawn's a savage for this one

WHO DID IT!? WHO DID IT!?

[vinithebr]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

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Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

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On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

The only time my body decides to fart is right after I wake up, and I often can make it continuous for like a whole minute, with what accumulated since the day before
Some could even say it's equivalent to a 10 inch long soft fart

[vinithebr]

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Tyshawn's a savage for this one 
https://www.instagram.com/stories/tyshawn/3034504692194549971/

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What’s next, soberly destroy the hotel room?

He doesn't smoke either right? Imagine Tyshawn trying to pull a Kader but being level headed and analytical about where and how to throw his wall punch

[Newphone]

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Tyshawn's a savage for this one

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WHO DID IT!? WHO DID IT!?

It’s funny right?

[MusclesMarinara]

[Pipe Dreamer]

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Tyshawn's a savage for this one 

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Dumping water on someone at his age is not savage, it’s douchey, like so much of what this megalomaniac does.  It’s so tyshawn though (just like it was so Bam).  Also, it’s a thing drunk people do to other drunk people, isn’t tyshawn sober?  If so even more questionable.  What’s next, soberly destroy the hotel room?

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My first thought when I saw that video is that Tyshawn is a megalomaniac!

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What does "on the zone" even mean anyway?

I have no idea, sounds like a insomniac catchphrase perhaps? The mind boggles.

[DillsDarts]

This is giving big grade 7 school trip vibes

[sprained_ankle]

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My first thought when I saw that video is that Tyshawn is a megalomaniac!

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Very funny, but you know it’s a accumulation of things.  “Atiba here’s a shirt from my moms fried food shop.  You’re gonna wear it on this Australia trip paired with these brick boxers.  You can cash app me whenever for the fit.”

my guess is atiba asked for the gear

[Newphone]

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My first thought when I saw that video is that Tyshawn is a megalomaniac!

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Very funny, but you know it’s a accumulation of things.  “Atiba here’s a shirt from my moms fried food shop.  You’re gonna wear it on this Australia trip paired with these brick boxers.  You can cash app me whenever for the fit.”

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my guess is atiba asked for the gear

Pretty sure it happened the way I’m imagining it. 

[Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman]

at my local a few times when Gary was skating and can say he always been nothing but A+.

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

[close]

Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

[close]

On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

[close]

My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair on fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.

¡Dios mío! You’re supposed to do it wearing pants or something as a shield and even then you can smell burned cotton fibers, warning you of the real dangers of this activity.

[versacekid420]

Y’all bagged on lui for not inviting hitting up KB but now he got some watered poured on him and now tj is a “megalomaniac” interesting