Tyshawn and Nakel’s board brand is called King skateboards

[Newphone]

Y’all bagged on lui for not inviting hitting up KB but now he got some watered poured on him and now tj is a “megalomaniac” interesting

I’m the only one who called TJ a megalomaniac, and I don’t know the water pouree in this situation, so I never said he should have invited kevin baekkel anywhere.

[Pipe Dreamer]

 Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[Uncle Flea]

Hotel trash buckets are 6% semen and 10% vomit. 100% staph

[swellbowed]

Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

TJ strikes again

[Newphone]

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TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

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TJ strikes again

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move. 

[Pipe Dreamer]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

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TJ strikes again

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These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

[backside_reacharound]

If a real one like Antwuan was forced to hang around these dudes how long do you think it would take for him to beat all of their asses? I'm guessing an hour tops before they'd start catching his fade.

[Southernmost]

Honestly I don’t see it as such a big deal. It’s just water. It seems like it’s a prank for fun and not anger. It’s not piss or even beer or Coca Cola which would be a bigger mess and smell. We used to see Bam do much worse back in the day and laugh at it. A lot more hijinx has gone down and we either looked the other way or laughed, not sure why TJ splashing water on his friends is so evil. Hopefully they get him back.

[Blueabyssofthisss]

[Dante Bichette]

#squirtzone

[bardcore]

Larry Clark taught us feed bullies to gators
He'd better not try that water game with Kader

[Watson]

My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair on fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.

It's insane, this rooster's burnt taint!

[figureitout]

What’s Nickel been up to in OZ? Getting agro with fellas doing their job? Blowing up spots?

[ungzilla]

researching new developments in pants technology

[Christmas Complete]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

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Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

[close]

On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

[close]

My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair on fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die

[No Wave Comply]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

[close]

Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

[close]

On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

[close]

My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair on fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.

[close]

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die

Shirtless Italian teen with determined visage skates by doing aimless flatground tricks.
We zoom in on his nipples, then pan down to his feet and board, then back up to his nipples for a tighter zoom.

[radcunt]

Honestly I don’t see it as such a big deal. It’s just water. It seems like it’s a prank for fun and not anger. It’s not piss or even beer or Coca Cola which would be a bigger mess and smell. We used to see Bam do much worse back in the day and laugh at it. A lot more hijinx has gone down and we either looked the other way or laughed, not sure why TJ splashing water on his friends is so evil. Hopefully they get him back.

It's the defeated vibe of the squirtee that's the kicker.

[coldbrew]

Honestly I don’t see it as such a big deal. It’s just water. It seems like it’s a prank for fun and not anger. It’s not piss or even beer or Coca Cola which would be a bigger mess and smell. We used to see Bam do much worse back in the day and laugh at it. A lot more hijinx has gone down and we either looked the other way or laughed, not sure why TJ splashing water on his friends is so evil. Hopefully they get him back.

honestly it's funny as fuck. harmless pranks and fucking with your friends is top tier entertainment.

[TwisT]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[close]

TJ strikes again

[close]

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

[close]

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

We use to do this to each other on trips.

[Newphone]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[close]

TJ strikes again

[close]

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

[close]

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

[close]

We use to do this to each other on trips.

Oh that’s cool.  Was the trip to celebrate that one of your buddies was at the top of the industry for a second time and he did all the pouring on you guys but none of the getting wet, but you didn’t say anything because he was the megalomaniacal owner of a brand called “king” and you wanted to get on even if that meant a little demoralization for his amusement?

[KGB]

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i'm not buying this 10 inch thing till it's coming at me full speed and slaps me in the cheek



no pun intended

[close]

Double team be like...


I love that the King Skateboards thread has devolved/evolved into (flaccid) dick jokes. Now if we can also veer into fart joke territory, I'd be firmly in my wheelhouse.

[close]

On farts: I’ve lit mine on fire before and it smelled like a grilled steak mixed with… fart.

[close]

My cousin who had the nickname “the rooster” used to light his farts on fire anywhere. One time though it lit his ass hair Don fire, burned up his taint enough he stopped doing it.

[close]

Here they come to snuff the rooster
Yeah, here come the rooster
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna die

 

[WPG]

Tyshawn's a savage for this one

I feel bad for the headboard looks like it's suede

[Lame_Nigga]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[close]

TJ strikes again

[close]

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

[close]

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

[close]

We use to do this to each other on trips.

[close]

Oh that’s cool.  Was the trip to celebrate that one of your buddies was at the top of the industry for a second time and he did all the pouring on you guys but none of the getting wet, but you didn’t say anything because he was the megalomaniacal owner of a brand called “king” and you wanted to get on even if that meant a little demoralization for his amusement?

It’s wild how averse to pranks y’all seem to be. It’s a dick move, but they’re early 20s guys unsupervised. That’s the shit they do, that’s what my friends did. It’s annoying but it’s not like he’s trying to demoralize or put them in their place. Y’all corny.

As an aside, I was down for the brand until I realized this is all some Hotep shit.

[Bondo_Sniffer]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[close]

TJ strikes again

[close]

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

[close]

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

[close]

We use to do this to each other on trips.

[close]

Oh that’s cool.  Was the trip to celebrate that one of your buddies was at the top of the industry for a second time and he did all the pouring on you guys but none of the getting wet, but you didn’t say anything because he was the megalomaniacal owner of a brand called “king” and you wanted to get on even if that meant a little demoralization for his amusement?

Haha, chill on this one dude. You’re sounding like you got bullied at some point and haven’t let it go. Tyshawn did not go to your high school

[IpathCats]

Has TJ squirted on anyone bigger than him/his own size?

[bigbevev]

Hows he supposed to get wet if hes not sleeping in the zone?

[Coldpizza]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[close]

TJ strikes again

[close]

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

[close]

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

[close]

We use to do this to each other on trips.

[close]

Oh that’s cool.  Was the trip to celebrate that one of your buddies was at the top of the industry for a second time and he did all the pouring on you guys but none of the getting wet, but you didn’t say anything because he was the megalomaniacal owner of a brand called “king” and you wanted to get on even if that meant a little demoralization for his amusement?

Sure.

[HORSES]

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Breaking News: Tyshawn IG Update
TJ catches someone sleeping on the zone in the backseat of the whip and proceeded to bottle squirt the unconscious victim in his sleepy face. #aintnosleepingonthezone

[close]

TJ strikes again

[close]

These yes men deserve some culpability in creating this situation. I bet TJ goes to sleep in like the zone with waters all around as some sort of sick power move, like a cult leader knowing no one’s gonna make a move.

[close]

After saying "Permission to sleep off the zone granted troops" like a true General, they all reply in unison "yes Sir , yes General".

[close]

We use to do this to each other on trips.

[close]

Oh that’s cool.  Was the trip to celebrate that one of your buddies was at the top of the industry for a second time and he did all the pouring on you guys but none of the getting wet, but you didn’t say anything because he was the megalomaniacal owner of a brand called “king” and you wanted to get on even if that meant a little demoralization for his amusement?

You see 8 seconds of 'footage; from a multi-week trip, and got 2+2=5

[Watson]

I was just watching some Thrasher stories and thinking about how bangin of a SOTY trip we would have got if Louie won.

[EXTRA SPICY]

I was just watching some Thrasher stories and thinking about how bangin of a SOTY trip we would have got if Louie won.

We wouldn’t have gotten to see that fire Gary Rogers hooping tho. I was impressed.