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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2022, 03:53:58 PM »
I tell them to stop skating until I get my trick but I never get it so they leave.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2022, 03:57:16 PM »
I tell them to stop skating until I get my trick but I never get it so they leave.


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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2022, 03:57:26 PM »
Identify the leader, request permission to rip. If permission denied, dishonorable discharge in my shorts.
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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2022, 04:00:34 PM »
Put on my security guard Halloween costume, and let the “one more try” commence. 15 minutes later I can self film with my iPhone in peace, and not worry about people complaining their image is in my vlog background footage.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2022, 04:29:02 PM »
park my car and watch for a second to evaluate their skill level.

If I am a better skater than them I put in my earbuds get out and silently run through all of my go-to's and also do anything they're trying (if possible within 1-2 tries). It's important to hold eye contact after each make. Then I'll try a harder trick 3 times. If I don't make it after 3 tries I have a public meltdown, focus my board, and leave. If I do make it I also leave without acknowledging the trick or the other skaters.

If they are better than me I don't get out of my car. I drive to the next spot until I find a less skilled group.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2022, 04:29:17 PM »
I wait for them to leave. I follow them to the next spot.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2022, 04:34:55 PM »
I wait for them to leave. I follow them to the next spot.
I like this approach. Slowly worm your way into their crew

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2022, 04:38:58 PM »
Other skateboarders? Be stoked that im not skating alone anymore.

Random lurkers? Leave

This. To see dudes out in the streets would blow my mind

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2022, 06:55:13 PM »
i try to teach them the great gosepl of our lord and savior jesus christ
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That’s how you can get a in use spot all to yourself kids. Brilliant!

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2022, 06:59:42 PM »
Make eye contact with the leader of the group, nod, tap my board twice in deference, and wait for him to grant me permission to skate

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2022, 07:25:19 PM »
Walk up, board under my arm, coffee in one hand and phone up to ear in the other hand. Talk just loud enough so everyone can hear my conversation with the kid holding down the shop while I’m at the spot. Talk strictly about how glassy the waves were this morning and how perfect my single fin thruster was for the conditions. Set my keys, coffee, cigarettes and board down on whatever obstacle everyone is skating. Then sit my ass down in a lounging position to be as comfy as possible while I finish my phone conversation which now consists of me just saying “yeah” several times. Put my phone down, make eye contact with everyone at the spot, sip my coffee for a few minutes, then spark up a cig as I leave without stepping on my board once or saying a word to anyone there.

taht would have been a good eric andre skit

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2022, 08:17:52 PM »
It happened today. It was awkward AF. They was bmxing.

The kicker was I lost the single cig I just copped. So I was realizing that as I turned the corner of the spot I went. WHAT THE FUCK KED! Then and rolled my head back and over. I snapped my head back and there was two bikers on the ledge looking at me mouths agape.

Then I did a quick angry circle around and board slid the shit out of the tall end. Came back around to hit it again for the front nose and the dude snaked me then bailed his line. 

I sighed really loud and asked hey are either of you kids dumb enough to smoke yet? I got a dollar and I need to buy a smoke.

They stumbled to find words and one of the kids said um I wish?

I skated off to find a smoke.
Plz stop killing each other
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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2022, 09:18:27 PM »
Walk up, board under my arm, coffee in one hand and phone up to ear in the other hand. Talk just loud enough so everyone can hear my conversation with the kid holding down the shop while I’m at the spot. Talk strictly about how glassy the waves were this morning and how perfect my single fin thruster was for the conditions. Set my keys, coffee, cigarettes and board down on whatever obstacle everyone is skating. Then sit my ass down in a lounging position to be as comfy as possible while I finish my phone conversation which now consists of me just saying “yeah” several times. Put my phone down, make eye contact with everyone at the spot, sip my coffee for a few minutes, then spark up a cig as I leave without stepping on my board once or saying a word to anyone there.

Same, I'd start waxing the hell out of the ledge (at least a foot beyond the sliding surface) while continuing my phone call. Hang up, pack my shit and head home, my job is done, good sesh everyone.
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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2022, 10:26:20 PM »
represent

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2022, 10:58:49 PM »
say hi, join the session, enjoy the good times that's about to come.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2022, 12:32:55 AM »
Warning, OP is a DM and you’re all player characters in this campaign now.

I’m already at the spot lurking, I don’t have a board.
I approach you.
“I used to skate, can I try your board?”

Oh btw op, what system are we using? DND… GURPS?



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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2022, 06:18:37 AM »
in arizona we open mouth kiss everyone on the lips in order of height and social status

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2022, 06:40:14 AM »
safest bet is to break the ice by giving advice in the context of back in the day and make sure you mention your previous sponsors and how much tigther things used to be. probably want to be vulnerable too so mentioning that you just started skating again after a long break can help.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2022, 08:53:02 AM »
Warning, OP is a DM and you’re all player characters in this campaign now.

I’m already at the spot lurking, I don’t have a board.
I approach you.
“I used to skate, can I try your board?”

Oh btw op, what system are we using? DND… GURPS?
FATE I hope you all brought d6s

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2022, 09:05:19 AM »
in arizona we open mouth kiss everyone on the lips in order of height and social status

Damn, recently got back on my board after moving down here a little while back ... I'm so grateful that you let me in on this secret, no wonder I haven't been invited to join any sessions yet everyone thinks I'm an asshole because I politely declined

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2022, 09:37:19 AM »
ask them if they could film you  ;D

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2022, 10:00:31 AM »
Walk up, board under my arm, coffee in one hand and phone up to ear in the other hand. Talk just loud enough so everyone can hear my conversation with the kid holding down the shop while I’m at the spot. Talk strictly about how glassy the waves were this morning and how perfect my single fin thruster was for the conditions. Set my keys, coffee, cigarettes and board down on whatever obstacle everyone is skating. Then sit my ass down in a lounging position to be as comfy as possible while I finish my phone conversation which now consists of me just saying “yeah” several times. Put my phone down, make eye contact with everyone at the spot, sip my coffee for a few minutes, then spark up a cig as I leave without stepping on my board once or saying a word to anyone there.

Single fin thruster? Sounds like that would work horribly.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2022, 10:40:34 AM »
greet everyone and ask them if they are ready to SEND IT
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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2022, 11:23:42 AM »
keep on pushin

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2022, 11:25:58 AM »
I ride up to the spot real slow on my Bianchi Pista, being sure to angle myself so that the sun’s glare off the top tube flashes subtly yet brightly enough to alert everyone at the spot of my arrival. As I dismount my Pista, I issue a single head nod to their filmer and ignore everyone else. After securing my Pista in an out-of-the-way yet inescapably visible spot, I proceed to remove a jump rope from the racket bag slung around my shoulder. I begin skipping rope at an intense yet controlled rate, displaying my precise footwork and elegant streetwise form in profile to everyone at the spot. I skip rope until a light peppering of sweat permeates throught to the exterior of my heather grey sweatshirt. I cease my skipping and  calm my breathing as I stare ominously into the distance with my hands on my hips. Having candidly captured a long lens shot of my arrival routine from a block away, Waylon Bone walks up with my board in one hand, a San Pellegrino in the other and a discreet camera bag on his back. We chat for a bit and I mention how Bobby Puleo put me onto this spot years ago. I then step on my board, push twice, and execute a perfect nollie back 180. Then two switch mongo pushes into a perfect switch back 180. I roll back to over Waylon and give him my board just as a gaggle of geese arrive. I sling my racket bag over my shoulder, mount my Pista and pedal away as Waylon captures another long lens shot of my OG white Adidas Sambas strapped into the toe cages of my pedals.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2022, 11:41:17 AM »
Because there’s so few where I live (maybe 20 at the most, 10 who go out weekly) if there’s someone I don’t know I say a few things and act friendly. I just get excited to have new people to skate with.

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2022, 12:37:16 PM »
Because there’s so few where I live (maybe 20 at the most, 10 who go out weekly) if there’s someone I don’t know I say a few things and act friendly. I just get excited to have new people to skate with.

skating in the 80s... good times

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Re: When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2022, 02:00:18 PM »
wet my pants and cry