When you go to the spot alone and people you don’t know are there

[Puddy Smally]

i try to teach them the great gosepl of our lord and savior Scott Stapp

[Urtripping]

Skate or be a raging pussy that needs to ask a message board how to use social skills around strangers. Two threads in and I remember why I never come here. SOTY is lame. Fat Bill is lame. Thrasher is lame. The takes on this website are most times lame. But skateboarding and the act of doing it remains unchanged and beautiful. Later

Me and the homies are definitely "presenting" when you roll up to the spot!

[work_lurker]

Ask them if they have any "Bud plugs", but say it really unclear and make them wonder what kind of plug you're looking for exactly.

[versacekid420]

Skate or be a raging pussy that needs to ask a message board how to use social skills around strangers. Two threads in and I remember why I never come here. SOTY is lame. Fat Bill is lame. Thrasher is lame. The takes on this website are most times lame. But skateboarding and the act of doing it remains unchanged and beautiful. Later

I think if anything, you just added to how “lame” this place is

[hameesvx]

Skate or be a raging pussy that needs to ask a message board how to use social skills around strangers. Two threads in and I remember why I never come here. SOTY is lame. Fat Bill is lame. Thrasher is lame. The takes on this website are most times lame. But skateboarding and the act of doing it remains unchanged and beautiful. Later

Lets be real, you have a slap account, you don’t have any social skills and neither do any of us

[RoaryMcTwang]

Do a switch flip back tail on the 10 stair rail first try. Give autographs.

[rukes]

I tell em I am user 'rukes' from the slap discussion message boards and I'm kind of a big deal and maybe they are a user and which user hey what's your insta can I add you? What's the longest manual you can do can you switch banana grind your friend over there is pretty bad at skating might need to get him to leave he's pulling down the group and making us all look like amateurs so maybe go ask ihim nicely and then I'll get warmed up and hold my phone's ringing....oh shit it's Palmer, Mac Palmer yo, I got to answer this he's calling from a limo yo

[Easy Slider]

Usually people avoid me when they see my Slap sticker on my drinking bottle.

[Uncle Flea]

Everyone knows me. That's why I put my face on slap.
I want you to come over and be like hey maaaaaaan do you slap?

Does Nigel have no circulation in his feets!?! Wanna smoke nephew and or niece?

[ok boomer]

Offer HJs, BJs, or RJs as a peace offering. Then hope for the best

[boi-cuzudo]

I arrive at the spot and challenge them to a battle of SKATE. First, I need to warm up, I have my Beatz by Dre headphone (fluorescent orange) over my neck on full volume, it's so loud the headphones are jumping around, Blue Oyster Cult is on. I make small conversation and ask them if they ever heard of Andy Anderson.

We do the rocks, scissors, papers thing and I get to go first. I bust out a perfect flatground benihana first try, everyone is shocked. They start protesting, saying I'm not allowed to do a benihana, it is illegal to do grabs, etc, etcetera. I refresh everyone's memory by reminding them that Mike V refused to play by the rules when he battled against Chris Cole, so I'm fine because there are no rules, this is skateboarding, I do what I like.

My next trick is a beautiful no comply impossible, I stomp it hard and crack my board just a bit. Everyone is in disbelief, they need to know what's the secret to this do this trick, I tell them if they ever heard of the Braille channel, it's where I learned all I know.

My phone rings and it's Ben Kadow, sorry guys but I gotta go, it's something important about an obscure Mob 47 record. I tell the boys I'm sorry but I still have a last trick I wanna show off, it's a one foot nose manual g turn.

[SatanicPanic]

I arrive at the spot and challenge them to a battle of SKATE. First, I need to warm up, I have my Beatz by Dre headphone (fluorescent orange) over my neck on full volume, it's so loud the headphones are jumping around, Blue Oyster Cult is on. I make small conversation and ask them if they ever heard of Andy Anderson.

We do the rocks, scissors, papers thing and I get to go first. I bust out a perfect flatground benihana first try, everyone is shocked. They start protesting, saying I'm not allowed to do a benihana, it is illegal to do grabs, etc, etcetera. I refresh everyone's memory by reminding them that Mike V refused to play by the rules when he battled against Chris Cole, so I'm fine because there are no rules, this is skateboarding, I do what I like.

My next trick is a beautiful no comply impossible, I stomp it hard and crack my board just a bit. Everyone is in disbelief, they need to know what's the secret to this do this trick, I tell them if they ever heard of the Braille channel, it's where I learned all I know.

My phone rings and it's Ben Kadow, sorry guys but I gotta go, it's something important about an obscure Mob 47 record. I tell the boys I'm sorry but I still have a last trick I wanna show off, it's a one foot nose manual g turn.

hahahaha  I dunno why but blue oyster cult got me

[eSK3]

In this order.
1. Judge the fit.
2. Judge the set up.
3. Judge the choice of footwear.
4. Say hello
5. Mind my business.

[garçon, menu please]

Long time lurker, first time poster.

This, all day everyday:

5. Mind my business.

Or… if it is an outdoor park…
Roll up uncomfortably close to the person nearest the lowest transition.
Ask them ‘remember when Lance Mountain was on Variflex?’
Snake their drop in before they answer.
Slam immediately.
Starfish in the middle of the flat and groan uncomfortably loud.
Ask everyone without shields what is wrong with their bearings.
Continue holding my position.

[sluggers]

Streetplants in the center of the spot.

The universal language.

[landedprimo]

I usually just eat everyone there, then I'm too tired to skate so I go home.

[Easy Slider]

Depends on the vibe.

[greenbeans]

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Skate or be a raging pussy that needs to ask a message board how to use social skills around strangers. Two threads in and I remember why I never come here. SOTY is lame. Fat Bill is lame. Thrasher is lame. The takes on this website are most times lame. But skateboarding and the act of doing it remains unchanged and beautiful. Later

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Lets be real, you have a slap account, you don’t have any social skills and neither do any of us

Nothing is wrong with having a slap account. It’s the people who are behind the account

[Pooh Drunx]

make friends, ya fuckin weirdo.... the last thing you wanna do is let your presence be known, lurk around, and leave without skating. Just say whats up and go about your business.

[landedprimo]

make friends, ya fuckin weirdo.... the last thing you wanna do is let your presence be known, lurk around, and leave without skating. Just say whats up and go about your business.

You must be the most outgoing person here then. Think about us introverts