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Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?

Jah
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T-Funk
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Louie
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Tyshawn
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Other
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Voting closed: December 10, 2022, 09:52:05 AM

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #150 on: December 06, 2022, 01:25:15 PM »
realistically, is it humanly possible for a butthole to stretch the size of a softball and still live after pooping it out?
conversely, can a human dick hole actually pee out something the size of a marble?
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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #151 on: December 06, 2022, 01:33:07 PM »
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I think tyshawn will win. I want T Funk or Louie to win. I think they would be closer to what Phelps would pick. I do think tyshawn deserves it more this year than the year he actually won. But I woukd pick t funk it Louie.
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Why should Phelps have any say? The guy is dead, this is the Burnett era now.

Money and the Olympics talks and Thrasher follows the changing times. That's why Jah will win.

never been a fan of Nyjahs skating. I actually enjoyed that Nike part. After seeing Louie's part I realized he is the most well rounded out of the "contenders"

not that any of that shit matters

Lol. Eldee is definitely a human. He’s like a raider on horse back who’s kinda scared to do battle. Somehow he closes his eyes and swings his sword wildly and wakes up in a pile of dead orcs.


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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #152 on: December 06, 2022, 01:33:36 PM »
Ironically, Tyshawn is the one who recently said "Skating would be way sicker if we could talk shit to our opponents like they do in professional boxing"

Man if that's true that's a bummer.
I could be wrong, but I always got a kind of arrogant vibe from Tyshawn.
I've never been the type of person who separates the art from the artist, if you're an arrogant prick you ain't getting my money no matter how talented you are.

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #153 on: December 06, 2022, 01:39:35 PM »
That professional boxer quote is hilarious, where did he say that? I don’t think having a competitive spirit in the way Tyshawn does is a bad thing.

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #154 on: December 06, 2022, 01:44:52 PM »
who?

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #155 on: December 06, 2022, 01:47:23 PM »
Man if that's true that's a bummer.
I could be wrong, but I always got a kind of arrogant vibe from Tyshawn.
I've never been the type of person who separates the art from the artist, if you're an arrogant prick you ain't getting my money no matter how talented you are.

In mma/boxing they talk trash to sell the upcoming fights. That's how you should interpret shit talk also in skateboarding - it's for generating emotion and creating interest. Nothing wrong with that.

Instead of playing victim people should just talk back like in the good old days. Then battle it out via video parts.

Edit: gotta say though tyshawn playing the race card is a weak move. A boxer would never do that.

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #156 on: December 06, 2022, 01:49:25 PM »
realistically, is it humanly possible for a butthole to stretch the size of a softball and still live after pooping it out?
conversely, can a human dick hole actually pee out something the size of a marble?
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Watch jenkem steal our idea to contact Phelps in the other realm. Honestly skating needs a brand to fill the void of having no paranormal skate brands. I could see Hsu being into backing a ghost hunter team. You know where my DMs are.

If I pee out a marble, can you guys call me Marble Princess? How do I get the marble into my bladder?

Do you like have a sounding kit to make your pee hole wider and wider kinda like butt plugs? Is anyone here a Dom that will make their sub pee out a marble for SLAP? Marble in your dick baseball in your ass kickflip would be sick.

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Marbie Miller for gay soty tho. Hell of a year for her.

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #157 on: December 06, 2022, 01:53:35 PM »
tyshawn is a jock and everyone so desperately wants to believe that nyjah is a jock but in reality he isn't, he's just kind of lame.  the correct answer is spanky.  put out a lot of footage throughout the year without a contrived push

Nyjah is a weirdo trying to be a jock, tyshawn is a jock trying to be a weirdo
Tfunk and Louie are both somewhere in-between.

If tfunk, Louie or nyjah get it I'll be okay with that. Would prefer tfunk because hellride but Louie and nyjah worked hard this year too. If tyshawn wins I'll be bummed. He's too arrogant.
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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #158 on: December 06, 2022, 01:56:45 PM »
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Oof, Thrasher’s Instagram with the least subtle attempt at reconciliation in history.

A fuck up is a fuck up, and Thrasher fucked over TJ Rogers hard.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl1eX8GLKI_/

lol did they make him film all that in a thrasher shirt just to get on the list?
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lol thought the same but i took a closer look and it's his Blind pro model reaper deck. it does look a lot like those colorful Alien Workshop team decks with the 3 aliens though

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #159 on: December 06, 2022, 02:19:46 PM »
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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #160 on: December 06, 2022, 03:40:59 PM »
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Oof, Thrasher’s Instagram with the least subtle attempt at reconciliation in history.

A fuck up is a fuck up, and Thrasher fucked over TJ Rogers hard.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl1eX8GLKI_/

lol did they make him film all that in a thrasher shirt just to get on the list?

Am I stupid? Why was this all in the same shirt? Did he film this all in one day??? That would be fucked.
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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #161 on: December 06, 2022, 03:45:04 PM »
louie is my SOTY. the fact that riley hawk is on that list but not bobby dekyzer is heresy.

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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #162 on: December 06, 2022, 04:25:48 PM »
Now that all the parts are dropped I’m kinda over it. Whoever wins wins

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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #163 on: December 06, 2022, 04:42:01 PM »
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Oof, Thrasher’s Instagram with the least subtle attempt at reconciliation in history.

A fuck up is a fuck up, and Thrasher fucked over TJ Rogers hard.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl1eX8GLKI_/

lol did they make him film all that in a thrasher shirt just to get on the list?
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Am I stupid? Why was this all in the same shirt? Did he film this all in one day??? That would be fucked.
He filmed that last part in 2.5 days, so it’s possible.

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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #164 on: December 06, 2022, 04:44:11 PM »
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Oof, Thrasher’s Instagram with the least subtle attempt at reconciliation in history.

A fuck up is a fuck up, and Thrasher fucked over TJ Rogers hard.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl1eX8GLKI_/

lol did they make him film all that in a thrasher shirt just to get on the list?
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Am I stupid? Why was this all in the same shirt? Did he film this all in one day??? That would be fucked.

I’m sure he filmed it in like 2 hours, this is light work for TJ

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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #165 on: December 06, 2022, 04:57:56 PM »
After watching all the footage...the Jah is gnarly. But I did get a bit desensitized to all the rail chomping.

Overall: trick selection, style, music, and spot selection matter to me. Hence my SOTY pick is Louie--though if he wins people will say its rigged because Nyjah didn't get it. But yeah, Louie Lopez for SOTY. Otherwise do the right thing and just give to Uncle Freddy.

*Also, did Tyshawn or Jah even leave the country for footage this year? I could be completely wrong, but both of their parts looked like they only filmed in the US. I don't know, but since Louie has footage all over the world...it felt more like a solid, well-rounded part.
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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #166 on: December 06, 2022, 05:22:29 PM »
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Ironically, Tyshawn is the one who recently said "Skating would be way sicker if we could talk shit to our opponents like they do in professional boxing"
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Man if that's true that's a bummer.
I could be wrong, but I always got a kind of arrogant vibe from Tyshawn.
I've never been the type of person who separates the art from the artist, if you're an arrogant prick you ain't getting my money no matter how talented you are.
That professional boxer quote is hilarious, where did he say that? I don’t think having a competitive spirit in the way Tyshawn does is a bad thing.
Oh found it. 17 min mark here https://youtu.be/Up4pwzJHTL4
Yet again, the “arrogant ” claim for Tyshawn doesn’t really hold up

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #167 on: December 06, 2022, 05:52:36 PM »
I was like "I'm not watching a half hour edit about Nak and Tysahwn" but then it came up on my YouTube and started playing so I watched and dug it.

Didn't come across as arrogant at all. He came across as motivated maybe, but overall it just seemed like 3 good mates who are trying to do what they want and have fun.

I don't know how you watch that and get arrogance. Sometimes an offhand rumour, or similar on slap becomes almost gospel, and wrong assumptions are made about some skaters.

Is it true?  Or did you read it on the slap message board?

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #168 on: December 06, 2022, 06:00:23 PM »
Tyshawn is amazing, he’d win any other year.
Nyjah is amazing, politics aside, he’d win and would’ve win previously.
T-Funk is a piece of shit and horrible human, doesn’t deserve a win even after going for the SF brownie points.
Louie has been on it forever and deserves it. Most well rounded part, most enjoyable to watch and a great person, personality matters.

Hell of a year, everyone did ground breaking shit.

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #169 on: December 06, 2022, 06:28:32 PM »
Just asked my gf who she thinks should win soty and she said me instantaneously so I think this conversation is over

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #170 on: December 06, 2022, 06:29:49 PM »
Just asked my gf who she thinks should win soty and she said me instantaneously so I think this conversation is over

Does your girlfriend even skate?  Need to see some of her clips before I can comment on such a claim.

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #171 on: December 06, 2022, 06:43:14 PM »
my wife said louie but she sucks at skating and can't even ollie so i don't know what to think

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #172 on: December 06, 2022, 06:43:30 PM »
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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #173 on: December 06, 2022, 06:43:33 PM »
gonna go with the easy anser

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #174 on: December 06, 2022, 07:21:28 PM »
Me: I found skate Jesus.

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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #175 on: December 06, 2022, 07:32:06 PM »
My guy Nik Stain lookin sexy in that headshot with the flames

Looking at some of these contenders got me thinking, what’s the least amount of footage/coverage put out in a winning year by a previous SOTY? 

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Re: SOTY 2022 Contenders
« Reply #176 on: December 06, 2022, 09:00:48 PM »
Putting out 3 parts while fighting cancer is pretty hellride.

Quote of the Year…. Or “QOTY”.

You know who our pick is.   :)
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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #177 on: December 06, 2022, 10:55:56 PM »
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Just asked my gf who she thinks should win soty and she said me instantaneously so I think this conversation is over
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Does your girlfriend even skate?  Need to see some of her clips before I can comment on such a claim.
she’s heard me complain about not getting a clip or being sore way too much. I think she’s soty. Fuck it we all are

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #178 on: December 06, 2022, 10:59:33 PM »
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Just asked my gf who she thinks should win soty and she said me instantaneously so I think this conversation is over
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Does your girlfriend even skate?  Need to see some of her clips before I can comment on such a claim.
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she’s heard me complain about not getting a clip or being sore way too much. I think she’s soty. Fuck it we all are

They are going to do this but for SOTY

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Re: Realistically, who do you anticipate winning SOTY this year?
« Reply #179 on: December 06, 2022, 11:31:31 PM »
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Just asked my gf who she thinks should win soty and she said me instantaneously so I think this conversation is over
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Does your girlfriend even skate?  Need to see some of her clips before I can comment on such a claim.
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she’s heard me complain about not getting a clip or being sore way too much. I think she’s soty. Fuck it we all are
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They are going to do this but for SOTY


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