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Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« on: December 06, 2022, 09:11:39 PM »
Apparently this happened some time ago but I didn't notice until she posted herself on her IG story skating a Zero board while wearing a Zero sweater today. She isn't on the Creature team page anymore either. I couldn't find a thread about this.

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I wonder what happened since she's been on Creature for maybe about 7 years? I put a question mark in the title since it doesn't seem there's been a formal announcement of her joining Zero.

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Posted yesterday:


« Last Edit: December 14, 2022, 07:15:48 PM by yourbreakfsat »

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2022, 09:21:16 PM »
oh my god! no way!!!

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2022, 09:29:41 PM »
Well i see a lot of videos of her hanging out with that sex pest Dane Burman so maybe he's giving her the hook up. But seriously seeing any video of dane burman hanging out with a younger chick like that just gives me the creeps
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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2022, 09:41:07 PM »
So, does she get a free bunk in the warehouse? What is the benefit of riding for Zero?

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2022, 09:44:24 PM »
Well i see a lot of videos of her hanging out with that sex pest Dane Burman so maybe he's giving her the hook up. But seriously seeing any video of dane burman hanging out with a younger chick like that just gives me the creeps

She’s 26, but yeah fuck him for being a creep

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2022, 10:30:13 PM »
misled youth...

(i like zero though)

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2022, 10:43:33 PM »
She did a “thank you” post to Creature a while back.

And like someone said, her living in North SD has her hanging and skating with Dane Burman a lot—more so than she did with any of the Creature team.

I like her skating. But she doesn’t really produce anything for any of her sponsors. So she probably left Creature to free up roster space for someone else and at the same time, still get free gear from Zero.

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2022, 10:44:10 PM »
Those are also questionable Indy's. Those are the forged hollows and haven't done that graphic in years. She's either found a set somewhere or they're those Alibaba/ebay rip offs.
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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2022, 10:50:34 PM »
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Well i see a lot of videos of her hanging out with that sex pest Dane Burman so maybe he's giving her the hook up. But seriously seeing any video of dane burman hanging out with a younger chick like that just gives me the creeps
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She’s 26, but yeah fuck him for being a creep
fuck own adult for hanging out with an adult

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2022, 11:05:10 PM »
This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2022, 11:15:25 PM »
This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?

What?

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2022, 11:20:00 PM »
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This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
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What?
This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2022, 11:27:19 PM »
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This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
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This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?

She needs one of these:


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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2022, 11:30:33 PM »
This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
can we get a link to this!!!!!

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2022, 03:45:03 AM »
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This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
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What?
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This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
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She needs one of these:



That head strap looks perfect for people who suck their own dick too much.
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Good weed does - these broke ass skateboard designers smokin spice

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2022, 04:19:43 AM »
Sex pest buster

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2022, 04:53:04 AM »
Who?

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2022, 05:31:16 AM »
For the longest time I thought her name was Ally Shale. I think thats just how my brain made sense of her IG handle.

I'm clearly super smart/literate.

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This the chick who masturbated on ig live right?
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can we get a link to this!!!!!

I mean, if she put it out there to share, it would be rude not to watch right? In the name of POLITENESS and nothing else, I will watch this if it exists. But ONLY because I'm an honorable gentleman.

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2022, 06:24:33 AM »
this is all i see in a girl masturb8n vid


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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2022, 07:17:30 AM »
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Well i see a lot of videos of her hanging out with that sex pest Dane Burman so maybe he's giving her the hook up. But seriously seeing any video of dane burman hanging out with a younger chick like that just gives me the creeps
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She’s 26, but yeah fuck him for being a creep

Lol I thought she was like 19. She's aging well
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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2022, 07:19:42 AM »
In San Diego, Everyone knows that Dane Burman is the single horny weirdo that only skates with developing skater girls to try and mold them.. Actually the entire zero team is single and horny.

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2022, 07:21:15 AM »
In San Diego, Everyone knows that Dane Burman is the single horny weirdo that only skates with developing skater girls to try and mold them.. Actually the entire zero team is single and horny.

I don't know if you're trolling or not but this is unironically the impression I get of dane burman in every vid I see. Strong first post
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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2022, 07:22:59 AM »
In San Diego, Everyone knows that Dane Burman is the single horny weirdo that only skates with developing skater girls to try and mold them.. Actually the entire zero team is single and horny.

entire zero team on sex pesting and in horny jail

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2022, 07:25:33 AM »
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Well i see a lot of videos of her hanging out with that sex pest Dane Burman so maybe he's giving her the hook up. But seriously seeing any video of dane burman hanging out with a younger chick like that just gives me the creeps
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She’s 26, but yeah fuck him for being a creep
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Lol I thought she was like 19. She's aging well

Well 26 isn’t exactly mid 40’s.

Zero x Allysha…

This has potential to revive the Asian girl’s shitting memes we started on here.
Do you get deja vu, huh?

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2022, 07:29:01 AM »
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In San Diego, Everyone knows that Dane Burman is the single horny weirdo that only skates with developing skater girls to try and mold them.. Actually the entire zero team is single and horny.
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I don't know if you're trolling or not but this is unironically the impression I get of dane burman in every vid I see. Strong first post

I thought he was mostly thirsty over Doja Cat. Didn't know he was like that with all women. Pretty sus

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2022, 07:45:42 AM »
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In San Diego, Everyone knows that Dane Burman is the single horny weirdo that only skates with developing skater girls to try and mold them.. Actually the entire zero team is single and horny.
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I don't know if you're trolling or not but this is unironically the impression I get of dane burman in every vid I see. Strong first post
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I thought he @IpathCats  was mostly thirsty over Doja Cat. Didn't know he was like that with all women. Pretty sus

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2022, 07:49:45 AM »
Seems like a lateral move

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2022, 08:03:06 AM »
Seems like a lateral move

Zero is definitely a downgrade from creature at this point
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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2022, 08:10:43 AM »
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Seems like a lateral move
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Zero is definitely a downgrade from creature at this point

Which is a shame considering they have some fucking rippers on their roster.

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Re: Allysha Le of Creature, on Zero (?)
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2022, 08:19:43 AM »
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Seems like a lateral move
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Zero is definitely a downgrade from creature at this point
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Which is a shame considering they have some fucking rippers on their roster.

It's all good, they're not really a downgrade from Creature.