I nominate David Gonzalez.
David Gonzalez, a previous SOTY, desperate for companionship, took to the internet in search of a suitable mate. Though his body may have been aged and worn, his heart was young and full of passion for the sport he loved. He sought a woman who would join him in his pursuit to quench his loneliness, and who would stand by him as he navigated the treacherous of growing older.
But alas, David was not without his flaws. Battling alopecia as his joints ached with the wear and tear of years spent hucking, His balance was not what it once was. Stumbling and falling as he attempted to execute the most basic tricks.
But still, David persisted. Not only for love, but also for self-actualization. He threw himself, again and again, onto the unforgiving concrete, determined to get Insta clips which would win the heart of a fair maiden.
And so, he crafted a Instagram post, laying bare his his strengths in the hopes that a kind and understanding woman would see past his shortcomings and embrace him for the loving and devoted skateboarder that he was. In nothing but his undies whilst flexing.
So in short, sexiness is not about the way you look, but about the way you feel and carry yourself. David essentialized this, although he was mocked, his detractors were wrong. So, forget about trying to conform to society's narrow standards of beauty, and instead focus on loving and accepting yourself for who you are. Embrace your unique qualities and let your inner sexiness shine through.
Topic: Laterl0ser’s Sexiest Skater of the Year 2022 (Read 5930 times)