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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #90 on: December 15, 2022, 06:41:57 AM »
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Between the gun nuts and golf kooks this place is depressing right now.
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Gotta know better than to even click on a thread about a pro and their guns.

We’re long overdue for a threat about Nike and Uyghur slaves to liven the mood

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #91 on: December 15, 2022, 07:02:39 AM »
That video didn't need to be 3 minutes long.

I wish it was longer. One of the best scenes in that movie lol

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #92 on: December 15, 2022, 07:14:36 AM »
What does Malto put up for scores tho? I’m going mid low-mid 80s
apparently hes a +3 handicap which is insane

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #93 on: December 15, 2022, 08:53:53 AM »


Every time I read an argument about the impact of Golf, I always think of this George Carlin stand up lol

Yeah, somebody should post that video of the Carlin golf segment before multiple other people in this thread already do...

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #94 on: December 15, 2022, 09:02:35 AM »
Yeah I'm not buying the "golf is cool" thing.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #95 on: December 15, 2022, 09:56:55 AM »
there's no denying golf attracts a lot of shitheads. prior to skateboarding i was big into golf, i played on a league and in tournaments but pretty much quit because i couldn't stand the other kids i had to play with. i remember getting shot down pretty hard with environmental impact stuff by one of my hippie friends for playing golf, thinking about it really put a damper on my enjoyment of it. i don't think i've played a full ass game of golf in like 10 years but i'll hit up a driving range every once in a while.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #96 on: December 15, 2022, 10:16:50 AM »
Did you know Al Czervik's cassette tape golf bag (featured in the classic Emmy Award winning 1980 documentary Caddyshack) was the original inspiration for the Osiris G-Bag?
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Shout out to Caltrans (not for destroying DIY spots), but for having this message plastered all over California, especially near the exits to golf courses:



On a side note, it's pretty tough to wiretap those greens, hence the ongoing theme of the rich and powerful playing rounds together.

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Re: Girl x Malbon Golf: taking dumb jock shit to new levels
« Reply #97 on: December 15, 2022, 10:29:50 AM »


(blacklight mini golf is acceptable)

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