What's the most offensive gear you've ever ran?

[MyUserName]

Zero wrist sweat bands. Wait, you know what, those were cool. Fuck you.

[chillclinton87]

early 2000s after wathing fulfill the dream i had some smolik size swooshy pants, definetly wanted to look like that.....

Later on kinda skinny but not skin tight altamont pants. had some purple cords that were hella dope! if polar made 93 pants in that color i'd rock em today too!
definetly guilty on the tie dye shirts too.

definetly had some purple reynolds 3s around the time BAKER 3 came out! i sometimes fuck with colored shoes....

[bigbevev]

K-skinnys sewn yet tighter with purple thread that i never ever washed.

Altamont davis chinos that would fade in the craziest ways after one wash, but were the top tier in comfort.

[Giftedly Hater’d]

VSW pink gator swirl beret

[GAY]

Guess I have two most offensive gear stories...not sure which is worse:

When I was old enough to know better, one day I went to school with my clothes on backwards just like Kriss Kross. I had scored some kind of jersey and my pants were massive, so yeah I told myself this was going to be awesome and went to school with everything backwards. A close buddy of mine had also put my hair into those rubber band tiny braids things just like Mike Carroll.

It didn't go over well at all. I think I made it all the way to lunch before I turned everything right-way round and took the rubber bands out of my hair.

It's no wonder the next 12-13 years of my life were spent consoling myself with meth and GHB.

[usehername720]

Neon orange shirt + neon orange wheels combo

[Mean salto]

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When I was maybe ten I had this "poo shooter" t shirt that was a weird dog with a human head with anus and balls visible forcefully blasting out a turd. Makes zero sense that my parents either bought it for me or that however It got to me they had no problems with me wearing it.

Skateboarding years:
Size 13 or 14 es cybers
Big shorts with long socks(often random coloured football socks)
Tensors with orange sliders

Had a friend who would run full blackout setups and weirdly dress in all non matching colourful clothes eg maroon emerica high tops, Kelly Green jeans, a purple t shirt and that classic all over print Krew hoody

[close]

Haha I remember that shirt. Was it Mambo?


I used to think I was hard as fuck wearing an NWA shirt that said FUCK THE POLICE on the back in 89 in the Australian suburbs.

I think poo shooter was its own thing but they definatly saw what mambo was doing and thought fuck it we can outdo that

[Gab]

I done it all baby. A more apt question for me would be what offensive gear haven’t I ran.

[LebowskisRug]

My grandma bought me, a white kid, a velour FUBU tracksuit for Christmas. My parents made me wear it to school at my new HS juuuuuust as I was making new friends. Never lived that one down.

[GAY]

I done it all baby. A more apt question for me would be what offensive gear haven’t I ran.

Well? What offensive gear haven't you run?

[Sizzle]

I had a tshirt of this I bought when I was living at my grandmas house and when she found it she threw it away and didn’t tell me ((

[big_kev_215]

When I was in sixth grade I had Muska Circas and picked out a white Ghetto Child visor from CCS.  I distinctly remember wearing it for almost the entirety of a family vacation around New England that year.  I’m sure my mom was mortified.

[gaunting]

early 2000s after wathing fulfill the dream i had some smolik size swooshy pants, definetly wanted to look like that.....

Later on kinda skinny but not skin tight altamont pants. had some purple cords that were hella dope! if polar made 93 pants in that color i'd rock em today too!
definetly guilty on the tie dye shirts too.

definetly had some purple reynolds 3s around the time BAKER 3 came out! i sometimes fuck with colored shoes....

that reminded me of the emerica cords I had. they were like “prince” purple. idk what happened to those, but I loved them. I’m almost positive that if I put them on today though, they would look like compression pants or leggings… 😬

[MOE SYZLAK]

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When I was maybe ten I had this "poo shooter" t shirt that was a weird dog with a human head with anus and balls visible forcefully blasting out a turd. Makes zero sense that my parents either bought it for me or that however It got to me they had no problems with me wearing it.

Skateboarding years:
Size 13 or 14 es cybers
Big shorts with long socks(often random coloured football socks)
Tensors with orange sliders

Had a friend who would run full blackout setups and weirdly dress in all non matching colourful clothes eg maroon emerica high tops, Kelly Green jeans, a purple t shirt and that classic all over print Krew hoody

[close]

Haha I remember that shirt. Was it Mambo?


I used to think I was hard as fuck wearing an NWA shirt that said FUCK THE POLICE on the back in 89 in the Australian suburbs.

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I think poo shooter was its own thing but they definatly saw what mambo was doing and thought fuck it we can outdo that

This thing is gnarly…

[Democratic Republic Of Mongo]

The “Arrest Me, I’m A Skateboarder” t-shirt.

Very edgy for middle school.

[backside_frontside]

Lime green griptape for the Popwar board my parents got me for Christmas in the mid aughts. I was kinda into lime green and bright colors back then.

[Sketch Hitchcock]

Bob’s Stores used to have tons of cheap Hawk clothing back in the day, I ran so many T-shirts like this

[Pasta Monster]

galaxy print Krux on a shorter width/wheelbase when I was going through my psychedelics phase

[Acid Drop]

[landedprimo]

Damn

[Gab]

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I done it all baby. A more apt question for me would be what offensive gear haven’t I ran.

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Well? What offensive gear haven't you run?

Honestly racking my mind, maybe all over print pants?

[moonordie]

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I done it all baby. A more apt question for me would be what offensive gear haven’t I ran.

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Well? What offensive gear haven't you run?

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Honestly racking my mind, maybe all over print pants?

I'd put my.money on Krux trucks and Cariumas.

[Gab]

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I done it all baby. A more apt question for me would be what offensive gear haven’t I ran.

[close]

Well? What offensive gear haven't you run?

[close]

Honestly racking my mind, maybe all over print pants?

[close]

I'd put my.money on Krux trucks and Cariumas.

Orion and globe 4 lyfe!!!!

Actually you’re right, never had krux or carumbas. Thanks for helping me figure that out!

[a1d]

fluorescent purple superior board in 6th grade, cant find any photos of the setup but it was color coordinated and had these fluorescent green spitfires

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

In seventh grade, I wore a Big Johnson t-shirt to my Catholic school once a month "dress down/out of uniform" school day. It did not go well and ended up having to be inside out by mid-morning.

[minilogoflow]

I grew up kinda poor so I couldn't indulge in the kind of offensive gear I really wanted but my worst offense was definitely rocking the 5 for $10 blank t shirts in every florescent color I could find in middle school. I then went from that plus skin tight jeans to baggy Dickies, flannels and 2xl t shirts my last couple years of high school haha. Changing friend groups for the worst definitely influenced the wardrobe.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

I was pretty poor as well and unfortunately stubborn. Tried to make “trip pants” with some baggy ass grey jeans and safety pins, tight hand me down pants with a xxl hand me down lrg shirt, base ball hat with a beanie over it (Diy beanie visor). I was that little homie who you kicked your gear down to.

What an awkward fucking time to think about haha. I was stuck between hesh and fresh with not enough money to do either. Hot topic white zombie tee shirt and some baggy ass faux-phresh looking pants.

Shit never ends though. Im almost 30 and rock chinos and band tees 24/7. I’ll look back in 5-10 years and be like “what a fuckin hipster douche bag” wearing a target collared shirt and some fucking slacks or something.

[Pbn_jake]

Around the time everyone was using the song “banquet” by bloc party I decided to sharpie “listen to bloc party” on a white T. Rocked that a good amount

[moonordie]

Around the time everyone was using the song “banquet” by bloc party I decided to sharpie “listen to bloc party” on a white T. Rocked that a good amount

We have a winner here. Thank you for making me feel better about my "destroy" griptape that embarrassing it wasn't that long ago

[rocklobster]

Is spraying your deck and griptape considered offensive? Like any teenage skater I was obsessed with stair counts and Diego Bucchieri was a favorite of mine, sprayed my griptape white with BUTCHER in red.