What's the most offensive gear you've ever ran?

[Easy Slider]

Is spraying your deck and griptape considered offensive? Like any teenage skater I was obsessed with stair counts and Diego Bucchieri was a favorite of mine, sprayed my griptape white with BUTCHER in red.

Spraying is cool. I painted House Of Pain on my griptape with tippex. I had the I *heart* Cops baseball cap. Also an overall floral print T Bags longsleeve comes to mind. Snow camo pants. I could go on.

[Skatebeard]

enjoi panda graphic grip.

It put me off so much that I removed it after a couple of sessions.

[goldfishboot]

that "poo shooter" shirt sent me into a laughing fit all alone in my room for a solid minute. outrageous

either you all aren't copping to how this is making you feel or my relationship with my past self is much more strained than I even thought because this has been a deeply uncomfortable (but funny) trip down memory lane for me

I arbitrarily picked the color orange to be my "thing" for maybe a year around age 13. shirts, basketball shorts, shoelaces, everything.
mismatched shoes
trip pants
extremely skinny ccs denim with a skull printed on the leg. I remember a girl in the hall at school say hushed to her friend that she could see my penis. didnt wear those for long
fingerless gloves
I wore a newsboy hat for a minute??

my actual skate gear was pretty hilarious too in retrospect but that was mostly due to not having money rather than choices being made.

[Síota]

For a few years during my hard drugs years I used to rock a "jerk to inflate" pull cord thing from an airplane lifejacket attached to the fly of my jeans/shorts whatever.