Why is Dan Corrigan such an annoying dumbass?

[streetmeat]

i’ll have his vids on in the background, i dont mind him. sometimes i have to remember hes purposely using over the top cringe titles in jest. his board control and creativity is undeniable imo

[Lou Strux]

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i actually feel sorry for him for whatever issue with his teeth that he has, there is a huge social stigma against having fucked up teeth in the usa and he's probably not making enough money from his powell sponsorship and youtube vids to cover getting them fixed

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He could go the influencer way and do a gofundme to travel to a cheap country and do a tour vid and fix his teeth

He needs to go see our guy Dr. Montoya.
and if he does, I hope we get one of those publicity videos out of it.
“Donyell, Donyell, Donyell!”

[modern life is war]

imagine having those whiskers tickle your mouth as he kissed you.
imagine his dick in your vagina.
imagine the jungle rot.
imagine the powell socks he wore in bed.

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[modern life is war]

i’ll have his vids on in the background, i dont mind him. sometimes i have to remember hes purposely using over the top cringe titles in jest. his board control and creativity is undeniable imo

Yeah if I'm hella bored and can't find anything else to watch I will usually throw on a dan Corrigan vid where it has some of the powell transition rippers skating like kiko Francisco or whoever. He is still pretty annoying in the videos but at least there is like unlimited content. Although most of the Powell team seem like they are those local rippers that are out of touch with skate culture and what is fashionable so they end up doing some wack tricks like using the biggest bowl as a gap to flat or fly outs and shit. Kiko Francisco has a sick style though

[Uncle Flea]

Can someone plz take me to Dr Montoya. My dentist cancelled my new teeth and next year's looking grim for heath care.

I would sacrifice a testicle on the black market for new teeth.

Regular people don't know what it's like to be worried about kissing people and smiling. I try not to give a fuck but I've always been thinking about that shit.
The older and less into one night stands I get the worse it gets.

I can't even eat salad that's been shredded. I only have two molars up top.

[Sizzle]

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imagine having those whiskers tickle your mouth as he kissed you.
imagine his dick in your vagina.
imagine the jungle rot.
imagine the powell socks he wore in bed.

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imagine his musk as he pins your wrists against the bed forcefully yet lovingly.
imagine him struggling to enter your tight little hole.
imagine how safe you would feel in his arms afterwards, like nothing in the world could ever hurt you as long as he loves you.

[backinaction]

He's still JV when it comes to bad teeth.

[Natas Fauxas]

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imagine having those whiskers tickle your mouth as he kissed you.
imagine his dick in your vagina.
imagine the jungle rot.
imagine the powell socks he wore in bed.

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imagine his musk as he pins your wrists against the bed forcefully yet lovingly.
imagine him struggling to enter your tight little hole.
imagine how safe you would feel in his arms afterwards, like nothing in the world could ever hurt you as long as he loves you.

Christ thats so jacked. He yells out tricks for you to do while this is all happening.

[lilyung]

What a blitzkrieg of a first post!

This. 🫡

Have you tried not watching his content?

But also mostly this 🤙🏽

[Kenny Logins]

Dan reminds me cancer

This right here is what I was after.

[Kenny Logins]

Hi Dan

He would just for even more attention

[Kenny Logins]

What a blitzkrieg of a first post!

guns blazin’

[Kenny Logins]

Have you tried not watching his content?

I have. But then the urge to hate him draws me back in. I didn’t say I was a good man. But I can spot a DUMBASS!!!!!

[Kenny Logins]

Something about is fits is so frumpy. Like he wears the same stretchy fabric pants to skate too much without washing them

And that wool hat he wears all summer looks like it would smell so freakin bad. Just, urrgghh!

[Kenny Logins]

It'd be really nice if he learned to either

A. Properly trim his fucking beard/ear/nose hair
B. Hold the camera more than 2 inches from his unkempt face
C. Both

You’ve really nailed one of my main issues. Aside from using A Anderson's talent as content for his videos. Aside from talking so loud next to the mic. It’s the constant, unnecessary close ups of his dumbass face. Remember on Ren and Stimpy when they’d show those jacked close-ups that were like, ultra detailed. That what it reminds me of. Barf.

[passtheish]

Dale Decker supremacy

[manysnakes]

I'd never heard of this guy or that George P fellow until the Gifted Hater came along.

[SatanicPanic]

We can mock the man but his living is skating all day and he has a girlfriend who does some rad skating when she’s not doing dork tricks. He’s basically living the dream

[Baglady]

I’d flourish his wedding with weeds from the ditches of Pasadena, for dinner would be in n out burgers and desert would be Oreo cheesecake from 7-11.
Dj stylings from bresinski. Wu forever

[pointandclick]

what ever tick or blinking issue he has is really annoying to me.
also just how powell-y he is.

[goodatmeth]

what ever tick or blinking issue he has is really annoying to me.
also just how powell-y he is.

That's the one single thing about him you're a kook for criticizing, since it's an actual condition he can't do anything about. And I'm not talking about powell

[cucktard]

Unpopular opinion, but I like him.
And I don’t understand the hate, the dude is the breathing, skating embodiment of SLAP.

He has the same amount of dedication to the minutiae of skate mannerisms, openly jokes about &&s style to his face, has pretty much the same opinions, and is funny and insightful enough to actually listen to.
Isn’t much if a fashion whore, just loves skating.

He’s put in the time to become a good skater, but the snark is the main reason I watch.

I’m not a fan of the nostril hair close-up expositions either, but it’s not enough to hate a man. He’s out there doing God’s work and documenting a ripping team that doesn’t get nearly enough recognition.

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what ever tick or blinking issue he has is really annoying to me.
also just how powell-y he is.

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That's the one single thing about him you're a kook for criticizing, since it's an actual condition he can't do anything about. And I'm not talking about powell

its really hard to want to watch him when his face is the most central thing of all his videos. whatever im an asshole.

[yourbreakfsat]

a minimum post count to start a thread sounds pretty good right now.

[Rune Spliffberg]

despite the YouTube skater stigma, Dan Corrigan is a genuinely nice person and you should feel bad about making this thread unless you are in fact Dan Corrigan. In which case, Hi Dan.

[Sketch Hitchcock]

despite the YouTube skater stigma, Dan Corrigan is a genuinely nice person and you should feel bad about making this thread unless you are in fact Dan Corrigan. In which case, Hi Dan.

He’s a nice person but you wouldn’t put it past him to start a thread about himself talking shit.

[Underpressureflips]

Dan Corrigan introduced me to Whitmer Thomas, so there’s that.

[Madam, I'm Adam]

imagine his dick in your vagina.

[FatGuy92]

Unpopular opinion, but I like him.
And I don’t understand the hate, the dude is the breathing, skating embodiment of SLAP.

He has the same amount of dedication to the minutiae of skate mannerisms, openly jokes about &&s style to his face, has pretty much the same opinions, and is funny and insightful enough to actually listen to.
Isn’t much if a fashion whore, just loves skating.

He’s put in the time to become a good skater, but the snark is the main reason I watch.

I’m not a fan of the nostril hair close-up expositions either, but it’s not enough to hate a man. He’s out there doing God’s work and documenting a ripping team that doesn’t get nearly enough recognition.

I think Dan being a YouTube skater is in itself the main reason why he catches flack from people. I've seen some of his videos and I wouldn't call him completely insufferable, but some of his opinion piece videos (specifically his defense of Cariuma) was top tier kook shit.

[Sick Duck]

Honestly what happened to that guys teeth? Only ppl i’ve seen in the US who have teeth like that were big time tweekers or really old