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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2022, 12:35:05 AM »
Depends how many pockets I’m running,

Days off I try to keep as little in there as possible, so it’s really lens wipe, metro card, phone.

But if I’m at work, multiple pens, multi tool, cell phone, cordless work phone, knife plus all the other shit as well and sometimes some change I snag off co-workers if I’m buying things for them

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2022, 12:53:10 AM »
tator tots (x5 for snacking)
bam margera velctrow wallet
g&s pocket belt watch
keys

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2022, 01:20:08 AM »
Phone, Wallet, Keys on the beltloop, airpods and some snus

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2022, 02:16:15 AM »
Phone, keys, card holder and pack of snus in pants pockets.
Jacket usually gloves, bandana, charger and various receipts, business cards, small pieces of thrash and some ibuprofein maybe.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2022, 07:54:08 AM »
Front left: phone
Front right: Keys. Bert's bees with the sticker removed (always). A drum key I found in my brothers room when I had to clean it out after he passed away. I've lost this so many times, but somehow it always finds it's way back to me.
Back right: slim card wallet
Back left: nothing. I don't think I've ever put anything there in my entire life.

I used to carry a small swiss army knife or a little Leatherman, but I've lost so many of them. Now I have this little SOG knife that's shaped like a key on my key ring. Works great.

If I need more, I'll bring a sling bag or a backpack.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2022, 10:36:03 AM »
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Some people walk around with like 2lbs in change and receipts and gum in their pockets.

Some people have basically nothing.

Where on the spectrum are you? Do you ever find shit in your pockets and you have no idea where it came from?  Candy, ticket stub, wooden nickel, lighter…

Real talk with real dudes about real pockets.  Responsible lint-talk will be allowed.
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I started wearing a little bag thing cause I had too much shit in my pockets. Now my pockets are just little trashcans. I just put rubbish in 'em. I bought a trenchcoat/rainjacket thing at the op-shop and it had a cool raffle ticket stub in there. Every time i wear it I forget but then I'm fondling about in the pocket and feel the soft little ticket stub and then I pull it out and I look at it and I smile and then I put it back in the pocket. It's cool.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2022, 02:57:16 PM »
I spend a lot of time commuting in the car, so I swore off wallets a long time ago.  I know you can always throw it on the dash, but I justed opted for a phone case that holds 4 cards.  I've got my DL, Debit Card, MMJ card and a random credit card. 

Front left:
Cell Phone
Microfiber clothe to clean my glasses.

Front Right:
Bic Lighter'
Car Keys

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2022, 06:32:58 PM »
Phone Front right
Wallet Rear right
Keys Front left
Holster on right hip

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2022, 12:27:52 AM »
Phone Front right
Wallet Rear right
Keys Front left
Holster on right hip
oh sh-

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2022, 09:38:23 AM »
Found a lone sunflower seed in my pants pocket last night.  I haven’t been around any sunflower seeds at all.  I legit have no idea how it got in there.  A classic pocket mystery.  Any theories?
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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2022, 01:55:19 PM »
Found a lone sunflower seed in my pants pocket last night.  I haven’t been around any sunflower seeds at all.  I legit have no idea how it got in there.  A classic pocket mystery.  Any theories?

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2022, 02:12:15 PM »
phone, wallet, keys, presto and a lighter

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2022, 02:37:04 PM »
Found a lone sunflower seed in my pants pocket last night.  I haven’t been around any sunflower seeds at all.  I legit have no idea how it got in there.  A classic pocket mystery.  Any theories?
Somebody planted (get it) it on you. They're probably hoping you cross state lines so then their accomplice can pick pocket you and get it back.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2022, 03:34:15 PM »
Phone, wallet, knife and car keys on the carabiner attached to the belt loop. Anything more feels weird.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2022, 04:05:23 PM »
wallet, phone, keys, spare change, lighter

ideally nothing at all if i'm wearing a jacket where i can put that stuff in securely, have the keys on a carabiner dangling from a belt loop.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2022, 09:12:45 PM »
Just wanted to wish everyone’s pockets a merry Christmas and many blessings in the year to come.
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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #46 on: December 24, 2022, 10:11:43 PM »
I think you're all insane putting keys on a carabiner and attaching it to your belt loop. That shits just jangling around with every step right?

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2022, 11:42:41 PM »
I think you're all insane putting keys on a carabiner and attaching it to your belt loop. That shits just jangling around with every step right?
Well it depends how many keys you have, like myself I have only one key and electronic tag for work so it’s no biggie. No wallet, I keep my cards with my phone. A lighter, smokes and maybe couple markers. That how I roll.
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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #48 on: December 25, 2022, 03:16:39 AM »
pants are just keys left, phone right. thats all, nothing in the back pockets, hate how that feels.
jacket usually wallet in the inside pocket. marker or stickers in the other. (if i dont wear a jacket i either dont take anyting or i take a fannypack for those items)
others pockets can be anything random i might need that day. gloves if its cold. mask if its required, snacks if im out really long.
and ofcourse random shit thats been there for ages. got movie ticket dating back to 2017 in one. and now i refuse to take it out since it belongs to that jacket now.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #49 on: December 25, 2022, 05:33:09 PM »
Found a lone sunflower seed in my pants pocket last night.  I haven’t been around any sunflower seeds at all.  I legit have no idea how it got in there.  A classic pocket mystery.  Any theories?


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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #50 on: December 25, 2022, 06:51:55 PM »
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Found a lone sunflower seed in my pants pocket last night.  I haven’t been around any sunflower seeds at all.  I legit have no idea how it got in there.  A classic pocket mystery.  Any theories?
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Well, I was going to sleep soundly tonight, but instead, there is this.


Oh yeah, the thread:
Ideally - nothing
Most days - phone, key, debit card + drivers license

Less is best.


Anyone skate with shit in their pockets?
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #51 on: December 25, 2022, 07:03:32 PM »
oh yeah

front left: keys and wallet
front right: phone

back pockets are for random trash, and the aforementioned blueberries

but yeah ideally nothing in my pockets when I'm out skating


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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #52 on: December 25, 2022, 08:33:47 PM »
As little as possible. Ideally, just a credit card and the fob to get into my apartment building nothing else.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #53 on: December 25, 2022, 10:10:32 PM »
Phone
Pack of cigarettes
Lighter
Vape
Lens cleaning cloth
Bag of coca leaves
Packet of baking soda
Loose bills (almost never carry my wallet)

I've always worn slim fit jeans but I make it work.

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Re: How Much Shit Do You Walk Around With in Your Pockets?
« Reply #54 on: December 26, 2022, 07:00:06 AM »
chums zip wallet
ford bronco keys on a black diamond carabiner
benchmade bugout on bearings
google pixel 6
dab pen

Great phone. It's what I'm runnin' as well. The camera is UNREAL.