Prostitution

[Banned from the room]

I guess I was kinda a hooker. They call it banging for board or hobo sexual these days tho.

I fucked my way across the country 4x.

[sometimeperhaps]

You can’t make that statement and not provide a story or two. This thread has been real interesting.

[Síota]

Thread is crazy. My flat mate for a bit in NZ dated an escort he had crazy stories. Mostly threesome's and hard drugs and having to leave when she got a text message.
Another mate down there was dating a chick who worked at a brothel, crazy punks, last time I seen her she was walking to work and asked If I wanted a freebie. No thanks, never pay for something you can get for free is my moto. No offense to anyone thou... different strokes different folks.
I remember sitting on a lovely granite ledge at 3h downtown Toronto after losing all my mates and wishing I had a skateboard and heaps of cars pulled up and opened the passenger door and just sat there...yeah I'm good..

[pugmaster]

IDK why this came to mind but substitute the tuxedo for a crust punx vest with the spikes

[Idk]

Ok so during the pandemic when the government was giving a lot of money I had recently started becoming sexually active. After hooking up with a girl a few times she left to the beach and I guess since I was a late bloomer I had thought sex was going to be this big thing so I started going to massage parlors. I found them through Reddit and slowly found websites that easily give you options in your city.

After a few happy ending massage I started going to hotels for blowjobs. The second blow job I went in for the lady stopped and told me to get up and she laid down and wanted me to go in. After that I started going for full service. Mind you a lot of these women were not the best looking women’s out there. But a few times you’d get lucky. Once I went to a Colombian place where the lady was very hot but I busted when she had just put her mouth on my member so I didn’t get a fun time. At one point I stopped completely to just hook up with girls off tinder but I definitely missed the experience of having the sole focus being my pleasure. My favorite was Korean massage parlors where you’d get a table shower and then get the fuck the girl after.

[Banned from the room]

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I guess I was kinda a hooker. They call it banging for board or hobo sexual these days tho.

I fucked my way across the country 4x.

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were you selling ass or slangin dick?  either way, it's interesting.

Shaking up with kooks for the winter lol. Also men are usually too dangerous to use for a place to live when heavy drugs are the chief motivation for temporary team ups.

Locals only

[modern life is war]

How do you know which massage parlors have the girls that will jack you off? Never paid for anything sexual in my life, the whole world is alien to me so I'm enjoying the thread

[Sila]

How do you know which massage parlors have the girls that will jack you off? Never paid for anything sexual in my life, the whole world is alien to me so I'm enjoying the thread

They're open later or you usually can't see much through the windows. Basically most places that aren't sports/physio based will have girls that will jack you off. Even the ones parading as 'wellness' centres where typical white yoga women work, but they'll be more discreet there. Once you go to a few they're easy to pick.

[j....soy.....]

Isn’t Christmas lights a sign as well?

[GardenSkater77]

Or…

https://www.rubmaps.ch/

[PatrickSkateman]

Y’all are giving off that blank deck energy.

All that money spent on rub & tugs, you all must skate drop offs.

[Dante Bichette]

Or…

https://www.rubmaps.ch/

Another helpful sex service related link

https://skipthegames.com/

Compiles escort ads from multiple sites all into one.

[Banned from the room]

I hate pimps. One invaded my first apartment. I told the story once here. LSD blah blah blah. Thinking about that shit I was thinking about earlier is bad enough for today.

Pimps are the worst. Most are informants too.

[Tom Pearl]

[Mundungus]

Damn this thread is weird. Personally, I like to keep clear of any possibility of supporting human trafficking. Even if I could somehow source an ethical, free-range, grass-fed hooker I don't think I would. I feel guilty enough when my haircut lady shampoos my hair.

[matt_2993]

Damn this thread is weird. Personally, I like to keep clear of any possibility of supporting human trafficking. Even if I could somehow source an ethical, free-range, grass-fed hooker I don't think I would. I feel guilty enough when my haircut lady shampoos my hair.

Corn-fed is what you want

[TheLurper]

Corn-fed is what you want

[TheLowerBack]

I was a pretty big shit bag most of my 20's. Hard drugs, way too much whiskey, and sex with anyone who was down. I got a few esscorts from CL and the back page of the indie newspaper. The most notable was when I had called a girl from the paper two nights in a row. First night she came over: she was mid 30's and I was 23 so she seemed old to me. Petite hispanic gal, covered in 90's tattoos, and had fake tits. She brought her security with and she sat reading a book in my living room while it went down. I wanna say it was $150-200? The next night I was super loaded and called her back. I told her I only had $50 and asked if she was down to come back. At first she was not having it and I was like "alright, worth a shot. Thanks anyway." And as I was about to hang up she was like "you know what? That actually took guts to call me like that. Sure, I'll come over."

[jakeumms]

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I hate pimps. One invaded my first apartment. I told the story once here. LSD blah blah blah. Thinking about that shit I was thinking about earlier is bad enough for today.

Pimps are the worst. Most are informants too.

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Is there any chance we could get an Uncle Flea stories thread? There’s always a ton of info in your posts that makes me think, “Would love to hear more about that!”

On topic, https://privatedelights.ch/
I saw someone posted about deposits and it’s very common to pay a deposit as a first time client. It’s generally a fraction of overall services and is used to gauge how real your interest actually is, as well as securing an advanced booking.

In terms of advice, make sure you know what’s on their “no list” so that you can get the experience you want. It runs the gamut, and some just want to strip while others will do bareback with recent tests. When you contact them be as concise and professional as possible (“Hi, my name is ____  and I’m a new client, interested to book a two hour session on this date/time, how’s your availability?”) Oh, and be prepared to go through some kind of screening process that can involve sending a pic of an id or social media page plus a LinkedIn or work badge to verify who you are.

I'm gonna break character here and give some age old monger advice. Under nearly no circumstances should you pay a deposit. There are some exceptions but seriously think about it would you really send a digital transaction to a stranger under any other circumstance? 304 ads are overrrun with scammers who put up ads looking to bilk newbs outta deposits. Never send more than what you can afford to lose because it is likely you have just been had.

[matty_c]

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How do you know which massage parlors have the girls that will jack you off? Never paid for anything sexual in my life, the whole world is alien to me so I'm enjoying the thread

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They're open later or you usually can't see much through the windows. Basically most places that aren't sports/physio based will have girls that will jack you off. Even the ones parading as 'wellness' centres where typical white yoga women work, but they'll be more discreet there. Once you go to a few they're easy to pick.

There was/is one across the road from this high rise I worked on in like 2019. Mary Street. Anyways, hella blokes would go there, guy I know goes there one Friday arvo it's his first time, he didn't have the right money at the end and she had no change and then he got flustered and was looking in his pockets, forgets he's got a backpack on, turns around and breaks a bunch of plates or some shit they had on the wall. She's like 'go just go' and he never went back.

I probably could have told that story better, the way bloke told it on the Monday was pretty funny

[jakeumms]

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I hate pimps. One invaded my first apartment. I told the story once here. LSD blah blah blah. Thinking about that shit I was thinking about earlier is bad enough for today.

Pimps are the worst. Most are informants too.

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Is there any chance we could get an Uncle Flea stories thread? There’s always a ton of info in your posts that makes me think, “Would love to hear more about that!”

On topic, https://privatedelights.ch/
I saw someone posted about deposits and it’s very common to pay a deposit as a first time client. It’s generally a fraction of overall services and is used to gauge how real your interest actually is, as well as securing an advanced booking.

In terms of advice, make sure you know what’s on their “no list” so that you can get the experience you want. It runs the gamut, and some just want to strip while others will do bareback with recent tests. When you contact them be as concise and professional as possible (“Hi, my name is ____  and I’m a new client, interested to book a two hour session on this date/time, how’s your availability?”) Oh, and be prepared to go through some kind of screening process that can involve sending a pic of an id or social media page plus a LinkedIn or work badge to verify who you are.

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I'm gonna break character here and give some age old monger advice. Under nearly no circumstances should you pay a deposit. There are some exceptions but seriously think about it would you really send a digital transaction to a stranger under any other circumstance? 304 ads are overrrun with scammers who put up ads looking to bilk newbs outta deposits. Never send more than what you can afford to lose because it is likely you have just been had.

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I don't know who you've dealt with in the past, but the majority of high end providers require a deposit for new clients. I'm talking the ones who are face out, have socials, websites, reviews, etc. They're not trying to get rich off of 50-100 dollar deposits (the usual rate), they want consistent clients who can afford a deposit and won't waste their time. Deposits are required for all kinds of services and sex work is no different.

That's totally fine but that's not what's happening on Private Delights. PD is full of fake reviews, fake ads and deposit scammers. I think mentioning that site in the same breath as deposits was potentially setting up some dabblers to get burned. If you're talking about high end providers then you are likely gonna have to deal with a deposit as a first timer but in that case there will also be a long digital footprint and at least an active twitter account where you can verify that you aren't dealing with a scammer. Due diligence is part of the deal but that's not always obvious when dealing with a user friendly site like Private Delights. I think they're set up to be easy for neophyte mongers to use and also to protect providers but scammers have weaponized that and made it a pretty treacherous place.

[Punished Skateboards]

So what’s up when there’s like four massage parlors on the same one/two mile span of a street. Seen this many times in certain parts of LA, not even bad parts necessarily.

[tuesday]

So what’s up when there’s like four massage parlors on the same one/two mile span of a street. Seen this many times in certain parts of LA, not even bad parts necessarily.

competition stimulates business

[therealnod]

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So what’s up when there’s like four massage parlors on the same one/two mile span of a street. Seen this many times in certain parts of LA, not even bad parts necessarily.

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competition stimulates business

That's a handy way to put it.

[Jebediah]

I tried for a happy ending massage once without success. I found some older reviews for a place near by me that sounded good so I checked it out.

There was a young cute girl working reception but when it was massage time I was hooked up with an older Asian women. She gave me the best massage I've ever had but I just wasn't feeling attempting to make anything else happen.

I think if you're mainly looking for a happy ending experience you could do better looking for a girl who does sensual body rubs or Nuru massage on an escort site. Massage parlors kinda sketch me out with how they have been raided in the past, and how it's not a guarantee you'll be with someone attractive or willing to go the extra mile.

[Atiba Applebum]

So what’s up when there’s like four massage parlors on the same one/two mile span of a street. Seen this many times in certain parts of LA, not even bad parts necessarily.

Nope there’s definitely a bunch (one per shopping center seemingly) in my neck of hollywood/West Hollywood.   All seem to be run by kindLy older Thai people.  There is one that has given a friend of mine a HE and they seem normal except they’re next door to a childrens dentist office.   

[theresnothinghere]

Ignoring all the weird anti-sex work remarks in this, there's nothing wrong with paying for sex. As a former fet worker and friend of many SWers, it's a service and as long as you are being safe, respectful, and communicative then you're good. There are a lot of reddit forums that can offer you more info and tips on seeking out a good fit.

from r/SexWorkers

Alongside that, Fetlife is a great social media tool that can help you figure out what you're interested in, more about sex and fetish culture, and connect with others who might want exactly what you want. For money or free even. There are also sex parties that are easily searchable through looking up event groups on the site.

Granted, this website is kind of weird and can get dorky or (unfortunately) dark fairly quickly, it a very judgement free space generally, with no sexual interest being off limits (except the illegal ones). I mainly use it for reading the forums now but some of the information is very helpful and a lot of SW have reddits that you can see how to properly find a safe provider and how to treat them respectfully.

[Jewel Runner]

Don't let this thread die!

On the route to my old job facilitites there's a road that's known for prostitution. It has woods on both sides of the road so the girls will just bring a chair or whatever and be there ALL day waiting for customers to pull over and get to action. Most of them are pretty ugly and when it's summer they are all burnt from the sun and shit it's awful. But I once saw a really good looking younger woman sitting there and I thought what if.....

Unfortunately I can't contribute with any stories to keep it going but I had a blast reading yours lol

[matty_c]

Thats full skid row type shit bro one time I picked a girl up from her house and she sucked my penis in the car. She came with this towel to spit cum into

Sometimes I think about that pink towel but never her

Car jobs are grim imo

[matty_c]

@L33Tg33k bro have you considered saving up a couple grand and going to Thailand for 2 weeks

You’ll fucking LOVE it in a place like Pattaya