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I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« on: December 28, 2022, 04:51:05 PM »
has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?




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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2022, 05:02:40 PM »
nah

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2022, 05:11:11 PM »
has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?
you just realized that?

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2022, 05:15:47 PM »
every oldhead bowl dude is salty he calls himself goat cause they all have a friend named goat who RIPS and will do your siding for cheap

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2022, 05:25:29 PM »
Who?

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2022, 05:34:46 PM »
I crashed the pizza party

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2022, 06:11:47 PM »
every oldhead bowl dude is salty he calls himself goat cause they all have a friend named goat who RIPS and will do your siding for cheap

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2022, 06:20:20 PM »
Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2022, 06:22:26 PM »
Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.

How is this a gimmick?

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2022, 06:24:18 PM »
How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2022, 06:33:27 PM »

I still remember when this dude came on the scene he switched Ollie off this huge set over these poles. It was amazing I hope he pulls some thing out like that again

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2022, 06:48:59 PM »
How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...


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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2022, 06:52:11 PM »
Seemed Kelly had him locked in at es. He was in some es model photos. Also on the deathwish program until he went full berries(bryte, Cariuma), never go full berries, never go half berries at this point.


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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2022, 06:53:44 PM »
Handful of skaters I can think of who could essentially make the claim of being stanceless that don't. Shane comes to mind as the only footage of him skating transition almost always has him doing some switch trick.
https://youtu.be/8kcnAKtkJ8Y?t=134

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2022, 06:59:34 PM »
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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2022, 07:11:28 PM »
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
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No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2022, 07:14:47 PM »
these new threads fucking suck I miss Alex Olson pissing people of once a month

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2022, 07:19:33 PM »
You sonuva bitch you got me, I clicked the fucking thread, good job nerd
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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2022, 07:25:03 PM »
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
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No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2022, 07:25:28 PM »
Come on dawg leave the horse alone it’s already dead

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2022, 07:27:48 PM »
The goat parts the worst

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2022, 07:30:14 PM »
Dude, you clearly missed the first drop!  Still time to grab this for your board wall.  Only 99 bucks (before shipping and tax) and you’ll never ever forget that the baby goat can either go goofy or regs at any given time!


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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2022, 07:30:18 PM »
The only thing good about SkateGoat was his girl had an Onlyfans for a bit.

(the hotter one that makes pants, not her weird self-turning pro sister)

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2022, 07:36:06 PM »

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2022, 07:38:58 PM »
Handful of skaters I can think of who could essentially make the claim of being stanceless that don't. Shane comes to mind as the only footage of him skating transition almost always has him doing some switch trick.
https://youtu.be/8kcnAKtkJ8Y?t=134

Shane skating his mini ramp is so good. Wish he posted it more.


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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2022, 07:46:26 PM »
has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?





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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2022, 09:41:57 PM »
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
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No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?

Cause he doesn’t have two natural stances dude. He just learned to skate tranny in one and do like 5 tricks in the other. If you pay attention you realize he can’t do much more than Ollie in his transition stance when it comes to street skating .

 Plus I’m pretty sure can’t skate actual switch or nollie. It’s all fakie technically which is impressive but still it’s not the same. Really it’s only a few people like Shane , p rod, and maybe nyjah and Tiago who are truly stanceless . The latter of those two being just exceptionally good at rails and ledges switch respectively .

Getting back skate farm animal though , yeah he might be more comfortable skating tranny one way and street another but he can’t skate tranny in his street stance and vice Versa.

For more anecdotal logic , I skate regular naturally but I snow board goofy. That doesn’t mean I’m stanceless on a snowboard though just cause I can fuck around both ways comfortably. Im clearly goofy cause I’ll die trying to make it down a mountain in regular. Same applies here .

He would’ve been cooler had he not got big on himself and the Berrics stuff. Like 2 years ago when Bryte was starting I got Berra all in a huff on the ig dms calling him out on being a Berrics/ cariuma brand and he went mental on me and then deleted each message as I read it so I couldn’t screen shot it . That’s all you need to know about how lame you have to be to ride for these people .
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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #28 on: December 28, 2022, 10:23:46 PM »
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
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No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?



hi, steve and or random berries dude.

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Re: I know riding for Cariuma is kooky but...
« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2022, 11:17:30 PM »
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
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No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
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hi, steve and or random berries dude.

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