PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)

[manysnakes]

[SneakySecrets]

Shit’s about to get real!

[FROTHY]

Just needed a little more Steve Berra, that’s all.

[goodatmeth]

So it's gonna get worse now? I don't want sbeve to be in control of anything

[Mean salto]

Guess Steve finally found his machete

[manysnakes]

Just needed a little more Steve Berra, that’s all.

[Rasmus]

I'm kinda intrigued to hear more about this. I find it fascinating how they started with just seemingly showing private videos from pros warm up sessions (or something). Their rise to fame, where batb and a commander part seemed to be super influential, until the last couple of cariuma years and footage consisting of extremely ugly combos and surveillance video (it must be nice).


Anybody knows the story of the berries?

[Newphone]

Steve and Eric’s post of lies. 

[Newphone]

A+ thread title

[Deputy Wendell]

Shit’s about to get real!

[IpathCats]

I'll remain optimistic.

At the end of the day they did make the original berrics which was cool.

So there's a chance they turn it around.

I wouldn't bet the farm on it, but it could happen.

[thebacker]

They’ll bring back butteryass Mondays and wednesdays with reda if they knew what’s good for em

[WavyDavy]

So the last 5 years of batb didn't count?

[Sketch Hitchcock]

We can all thank this heroic skater for pushing the bad guys out.   I saw a documentary about this recently:

[Terminal]

Who owned them or whatever?

[yourbreakfsat]

Who owned them or whatever?

Hypebeast

https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/20/culture-juggernaut-hypebeast-takes-a-majority-stake-in-the-berrics-to-make-skating-huge-again-still/

Honestly if this is the year that Berrics returns to its former glory or even better, that'd be really cool

[Terminal]

I'm confused,  you all have been saw-conning Berra for eternity and now you're excited about his return to the helm? Starting to think SLAP is one of those questions we may never know the answer to...

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Honestly if this is the year that Berrics returns to its former glory or even better, that'd be really cool

no it wouldnt be

[pizzafliptofakie]

They’re finally gonna let Alex Olson back in.

[Alan]

Berrics has always sucked, e.g. highlighting skater owned skateshops while running their own online store, trying to dox Slap users who criticized Berra, etc.

[Terminal]

They’re finally gonna let Alex Olson back in.

Did he get banned LOL? If yes, how?

[SneakySecrets]

So the last 5 years of batb didn't count?

The memory of those seasons was implanted by the robots.  None of them ever happened!  We’re out of the matrix now buddy.

[ilchymis]

So, does that mean Liquid Death and Cariuma bought out Hypebeast?

[offkilter]

Congrats to Steve Berr and Eric Erics! This is huge.

[Cool Ceith]

Of course he's blaming the past 5 years of shitty initiatives on Hypebeast, which is nonsense of course… the bottom line is that the best berries ideas didn't originate with Steve, he's just not creative enough to come up with that shit on his own. The people responsible for the best stuff are long gone. We're probably just gonna see a rehash of dramatic documentary style videos about people who ride for cariuma.

[Newphone]

Throwing the last 5 years of creative direction under the bus so directly is vintage Berra.  What a nutcase.  Could have just focused on the future, but gotta publicly shit on that chapter, never makes you look good.  As if Berra hasn’t been embarrassing since forever and all time before and as if koston is much better.

I mean don’t get me wrong, fuck whoever was In charge the last five years too, but come on. What a god damn psycho Steve is, fun watch though.

[pointandclick]

Berrics has always sucked, e.g. highlighting skater owned skateshops while running their own online store, trying to dox Slap users who criticized Berra, etc.

i think you had to pay for those berrics unified things too

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[Alan]

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Berrics has always sucked, e.g. highlighting skater owned skateshops while running their own online store, trying to dox Slap users who criticized Berra, etc.

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i think you had to pay for those berrics unified things too

Oh yeah, I think you're right!

[Cool Ceith]

Also, there's a clue in the post about who will be helping to run the berries this year.