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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2023, 10:08:58 AM »
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2023, 10:11:48 AM »
So the last 5 years of batb didn't count?
Newsflash: that was actually just “last year’s” (2021) Battle.
BATB12 just felt like it took 5 years.
And to answer your question: no… it didn’t count.

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« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2023, 10:12:52 AM »
The Bills are now in control of the AFC East after 20 historic years of dominance from the Patriots. It’s a breathe of fresh air for something new. A lot of people got tired of the Brady and Belichick era including myself.
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2023, 10:18:52 AM »
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2023, 10:29:43 AM »
I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2023, 10:32:47 AM »
I hope Borra brings the yellow rails back. I know those were his favorite thing to skate.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2023, 10:35:00 AM »
Also, there's a clue in the post about who will be helping to run the berries this year.

You think the Mike V reference means the ‘uma is bankrolling the whole op now? 

To Steve’s credit, people who love Nine Club and Mike V are probably their core demo right now.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2023, 10:37:14 AM »
I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.

I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2023, 10:39:13 AM »
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2023, 10:43:57 AM »
I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.

I can definitely see an overly emotional moment incoming, probably with this background music

https://www.instagram.com/reels/audio/1372965050140671/
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2023, 10:46:10 AM »
We can all thank this heroic skater for pushing the bad guys out.   I saw a documentary about this recently:





I saw that movie in theatres with my friend and his mom. Couldn’t tell you anything about it though.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2023, 11:07:02 AM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it

https://youtu.be/DudhDnM0tng

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2023, 11:16:23 AM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it
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https://youtu.be/DudhDnM0tng

https://youtu.be/w2AP3fQzBDU

Screenshot displaying "Borra is the Kanye of Skateboarding" didnt age too well haha

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2023, 11:17:02 AM »
In the beginning there was Steven

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2023, 11:23:50 AM »
Operation Sawcon

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they already have a team of trolls trying to infiltrate slap just look at that sizzle guy and the skategoat thread

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2023, 11:30:29 AM »
the damage has already been done


just die already

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2023, 11:30:48 AM »
Is there a reason why their logo looks like a 3D rendering of a pocket pussy?

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2023, 11:32:41 AM »
I hope we get more mid life crisis fashion from Koston

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2023, 11:37:46 AM »
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Also, there's a clue in the post about who will be helping to run the berries this year.
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You think the Mike V reference means the ‘uma is bankrolling the whole op now? 

To Steve’s credit, people who love Nine Club and Mike V are probably their core demo right now.

Or Asics.  That’d been a redemption story arc

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2023, 11:39:08 AM »
Steve I've got a line on a sick new skater to highlight, his name is Mike Hawk

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2023, 12:20:40 PM »



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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #51 on: January 01, 2023, 01:10:39 PM »
Oh shit might start to get kooky
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #52 on: January 01, 2023, 01:25:12 PM »
So you’re trying to tell me that Hypebeast, the premier snobby sneaker culture website, was responsible for the saturation of *Cariuma* content and promotion that has dominated the Berrics for the past 5 years?  Sure, that makes sense

I’m thinking Steve might have to get a job soon. 
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2023, 01:51:49 PM »
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Operation Sawcon
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they already have a team of trolls trying to infiltrate slap just look at that sizzle guy and the skategoat thread
What the fuck did I do

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2023, 01:55:25 PM »
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They’re finally gonna let Alex Olson back in.
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Did he get banned LOL? If yes, how?
No not ever. You should too
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #55 on: January 01, 2023, 02:45:13 PM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it
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https://youtu.be/DudhDnM0tng

https://youtu.be/w2AP3fQzBDU
The best part of all this was DGKalis posted his cell here for people to text him to get DC’s side of the story. I texted him and he invited me to a session at the Chicago Post Office. Nothing too spicy came up, but he basically just confirmed what everyone already knows…Borra on Cluster B Personality Disorder.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2023, 02:53:54 PM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it
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https://youtu.be/DudhDnM0tng

https://youtu.be/w2AP3fQzBDU
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The best part of all this was DGKalis posted his cell here for people to text him to get DC’s side of the story. I texted him and he invited me to a session at the Chicago Post Office. Nothing too spicy came up, but he basically just confirmed what everyone already knows…Borra on Cluster B Personality Disorder.

What was the dc deal? Just normal, economics, hate to break contracts but we ain’t selling enough shoes shit?

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« Reply #57 on: January 01, 2023, 03:08:16 PM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it
[close]

https://youtu.be/DudhDnM0tng

https://youtu.be/w2AP3fQzBDU
[close]
The best part of all this was DGKalis posted his cell here for people to text him to get DC’s side of the story. I texted him and he invited me to a session at the Chicago Post Office. Nothing too spicy came up, but he basically just confirmed what everyone already knows…Borra on Cluster B Personality Disorder.
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What was the dc deal? Just normal, economics, hate to break contracts but we ain’t selling enough shoes shit?
The DC Super Team that was sorta Plan B affiliated was pushed through the Berrics. When the contract ended, DC pivoted to doing more of the golden era vibe that they are currently running and a lot of that super team was cut (cuz they expensive) and the Berrics was left without funding, which came as a surprise to Steve.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #58 on: January 01, 2023, 03:16:43 PM »
These Insta embeds never work on my phone. What’s goin on

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #59 on: January 01, 2023, 03:18:55 PM »
DC super team just makes me think they were all wearing their jerseys together again.