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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #60 on: January 01, 2023, 03:21:29 PM »
Classic stuff. Blame someone else for being dogshit to trigger a rebrand. They lost their money and are shitting themselves.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #61 on: January 01, 2023, 03:26:15 PM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it
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The best part of all this was DGKalis posted his cell here for people to text him to get DC’s side of the story. I texted him and he invited me to a session at the Chicago Post Office. Nothing too spicy came up, but he basically just confirmed what everyone already knows…Borra on Cluster B Personality Disorder.
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What was the dc deal? Just normal, economics, hate to break contracts but we ain’t selling enough shoes shit?
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The DC Super Team that was sorta Plan B affiliated was pushed through the Berrics. When the contract ended, DC pivoted to doing more of the golden era vibe that they are currently running and a lot of that super team was cut (cuz they expensive) and the Berrics was left without funding, which came as a surprise to Steve.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #62 on: January 01, 2023, 03:53:21 PM »
berrics are going to start hosting the nine club for sure

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #63 on: January 01, 2023, 04:15:29 PM »
Nah sorry I don't believe this. Sbeve has always been at the front making himself look like an ass taking everything personally when people shit on the berries, no way he's had 'absolutely no control' over anything they've done for five years. He knows it's sucked for the most part. I wouldn't be surprised if that was largely due to outside influence but at least take a bit of ownership in that. Such a cop out. And of course they could tell us the whole story and easily prove themselves absolved of all responsibility, but probably best not to bother. How convinien. 
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2023, 04:21:29 PM »
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They’re finally gonna let Alex Olson back in.
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Did he get banned LOL? If yes, how?
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No not ever. You should too
I'd heard that a pro or pros had been banned for whatever reason and, based on the comment, figured AO might have been one of them. I should be banned from the berrics? No worries, wasn't planning on ever going anyway. And sorry for whatever feelings I hurt whenever it was too...

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #65 on: January 01, 2023, 04:35:35 PM »
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They’re finally gonna let Alex Olson back in.
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Did he get banned LOL? If yes, how?
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No not ever. You should too
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I'd heard that a pro or pros had been banned for whatever reason and, based on the comment, figured AO might have been one of them. I should be banned from the berrics? No worries, wasn't planning on ever going anyway. And sorry for whatever feelings I hurt whenever it was too...
Someone else has the jpeg of the convo on lock here but that was Alex's response when someone asked him via comments if he ever goes to the Berrics
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #66 on: January 01, 2023, 04:50:53 PM »
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They’re finally gonna let Alex Olson back in.
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Did he get banned LOL? If yes, how?
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No not ever. You should too
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I'd heard that a pro or pros had been banned for whatever reason and, based on the comment, figured AO might have been one of them. I should be banned from the berrics? No worries, wasn't planning on ever going anyway. And sorry for whatever feelings I hurt whenever it was too...
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Someone else has the jpeg of the convo on lock here but that was Alex's response when someone asked him via comments if he ever goes to the Berrics
Olsonstuff tumblr era Olson was a good one

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #67 on: January 01, 2023, 04:51:38 PM »
Awe, it's cute how important Berra thinks he is  :)
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2023, 04:54:00 PM »
Maybe nothings changed at all and they just made up that post to get people to think they are kool again.


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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2023, 05:36:03 PM »
Maybe nothings changed at all and they just made up that post to get people to think they are kool again.
they actually did buy their controlling shares back from Hypebeast, and it took them over a year to get the funding. In the meantime all of the loyal staff jumped ship because yeah why work for a narcissist who can afford a tesla and fly back and forth to chi all the time but not give raises. the whole "we're free to make groundbreaking content now" just smells like MJ's comment about Crailtap not being able to handle his genius. theyre in denial big time.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #70 on: January 01, 2023, 06:17:20 PM »
Either way, looking forward to Berra tears content for 2023

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2023, 06:26:27 PM »
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Maybe nothings changed at all and they just made up that post to get people to think they are kool again.
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they actually did buy their controlling shares back from Hypebeast, and it took them over a year to get the funding. In the meantime all of the loyal staff jumped ship because yeah why work for a narcissist who can afford a tesla and fly back and forth to chi all the time but not give raises. the whole "we're free to make groundbreaking content now" just smells like MJ's comment about Crailtap not being able to handle his genius. theyre in denial big time.

At least it’s a step in the right direction. That hypebeast  crap is lame. But I don’t understand how all the hypebeast stuff correlates to cariama crap. Hopefully something good comes out of it, but we shall see. 


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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #72 on: January 01, 2023, 06:33:30 PM »

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #73 on: January 01, 2023, 06:35:08 PM »
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Maybe nothings changed at all and they just made up that post to get people to think they are kool again.
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they actually did buy their controlling shares back from Hypebeast, and it took them over a year to get the funding. In the meantime all of the loyal staff jumped ship because yeah why work for a narcissist who can afford a tesla and fly back and forth to chi all the time but not give raises. the whole "we're free to make groundbreaking content now" just smells like MJ's comment about Crailtap not being able to handle his genius. theyre in denial big time.
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At least it’s a step in the right direction. That hypebeast  crap is lame. But I don’t understand how all the hypebeast stuff correlates to cariama crap. Hopefully something good comes out of it, but we shall see.
I reckon it's gonna be Berrics by Cariuma.  Doesn't Berra have a stake in Cariuma?

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #74 on: January 01, 2023, 06:58:47 PM »
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #77 on: January 01, 2023, 07:06:34 PM »

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #78 on: January 01, 2023, 07:34:55 PM »
Holy shit

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #79 on: January 01, 2023, 08:21:33 PM »
While there's clearly an endless line of competitors, nobody, and I mean fucking nobody in professional skateboarding history has ever been more full of shit than Steve Borra. He needs Xenu.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #80 on: January 01, 2023, 08:25:48 PM »
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I hope we get another live stream meltdown like when DC pulled the plug.
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I forgot all about this. Would love a screen recording to it
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The best part of all this was DGKalis posted his cell here for people to text him to get DC’s side of the story. I texted him and he invited me to a session at the Chicago Post Office. Nothing too spicy came up, but he basically just confirmed what everyone already knows…Borra on Cluster B Personality Disorder.
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What was the dc deal? Just normal, economics, hate to break contracts but we ain’t selling enough shoes shit?
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The DC Super Team that was sorta Plan B affiliated was pushed through the Berrics. When the contract ended, DC pivoted to doing more of the golden era vibe that they are currently running and a lot of that super team was cut (cuz they expensive) and the Berrics was left without funding, which came as a surprise to Steve.
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Cole, Taylor, and Gustavo I’m sure have differing opinions on their separate splits with DC on the Nine Club or Blunt, but, I really don’t care to look them up, but, that was a very entertaining Berra rant. Kid still could back flip back in the day, but skateboarding doesn’t owe you anything but wheel bite and road rash.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2023, 08:35:01 PM »
Having a feature spotlight on Burberry Erry was Berries going full r***d, never go full r***d

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #82 on: January 01, 2023, 08:39:31 PM »
berries play the victim one more time

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #83 on: January 01, 2023, 09:00:42 PM »
These Steve and Eric quotes are hilarious:

https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/20/culture-juggernaut-hypebeast-takes-a-majority-stake-in-the-berrics-to-make-skating-huge-again-still/?guccounter=1

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #84 on: January 01, 2023, 09:07:20 PM »
What's this berries talk?

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #85 on: January 01, 2023, 09:11:02 PM »
can’t wait to see what they do with the skateboard mag
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2023, 03:20:37 AM »
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This one-two punch just gave me such a good laugh, thank you lads.
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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #88 on: January 02, 2023, 03:36:38 AM »
New logo looks sick. Glad these guys are gonna set things straight.

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Re: PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL (of the Berrics)
« Reply #89 on: January 02, 2023, 03:46:28 AM »
wait, so they are trying to tell us that the shitty and corny output was based on them having less executive power?