Author Topic: Slap Petition to Get Walker Ryan a Board Sponsor (Read 3362 times)

Jim and Dan · « **on:** January 10, 2023, 08:35:10 AM »

The guy deserves what we did for Pete Eldridge the late 2000's, let's do it again!

Write ins are welcome too, this might not be the most exhaustive list but obvious style/fashion/marketability companies that clash with the aforementioned have been omitted.

Author's bias: Someone at Sci-Fi Fantasy get this man some boards! I know he has some connection with Ryan Lay (even if it's just their disdain for &&) or otherwise, someone please DM Jerry (I don't use Insta) like a man and get him on!

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:40:46 AM »

100% agree on jart

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:43:43 AM »

No love for Girl? He’d fit perfectly.

YMCMB · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:45:36 AM »

Sci-Fi would be a good look.

rawbertson. · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:47:24 AM »

lol something tells me he isnt paying for boards... or shoes

doomstation55 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:47:38 AM »

I just hope he’s having fun.

Rune Spliffberg · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:49:35 AM »

I was a camper at Woodward in 2009 with a sk8mafia board that had two naked chicks making out on it. Walker Ryan came up to mid-puberty me and said "I party with both of those chicks, they're not that hot", laughed and walked away.

camel filters · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:50:22 AM »

Did you see the tyshawn dap after the switch tre in the credits? Walker for King 2023

Jewel Runner · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:51:57 AM »

I could see him on Primitive

GrayCellGreen · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2023, 08:57:07 AM »

Quote from: camel filters on January 10, 2023, 08:50:22 AM

Did you see the tyshawn dap after the switch tre in the credits? Walker for King 2023

Yeah that was awesome. I think he would fit pretty well on Sci-Fi

Jebediah · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:00:20 AM »

Maybe he can't get a board sponsor because he's a Walker, not a skater. *moonwalks away*

Mean salto · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:16:43 AM »

Quote from: rawbertson. on January 10, 2023, 08:47:24 AM

lol something tells me he isnt paying for boards... or shoes

Yes but he needs to be also getting money in the bank on-top of free gear.

If dwindle wasn't currently in trouble I would of thought almost was a perfect fit of clean tech guys who can still jump shit.
1. Krooked 2. Primative 3. New company 4. April

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:21:27 AM »

Fred Gall

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:22:25 AM »

I can seem him riding for UMA boards for some reason.

Mother Goose. · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:42:58 AM »

Almost

Aquatic Dinosaur · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:49:30 AM »

Slap should collectively start a board company for shit like this. I would love to have a .1% share Any professional fundraisers in here?

Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:06:37 AM »

Quote from: Fongstarr. on January 10, 2023, 09:22:25 AM

I can seem him riding for UMA boards for some reason.

they have been paying someone who is criminally overrated so maybe start paying some who is criminally underrated to balance...I could see it working

manysnakes · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:08:33 AM »

Get him on Disorder with Clive.

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:17:56 AM »

We need to get Milou of Pizza before anything. Then Walker can have his spot.

SatanicPanic · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:25:34 AM »

Quote from: metchup on January 10, 2023, 09:49:30 AM

Slap should collectively start a board company for shit like this. I would love to have a .1% share Any professional fundraisers in here?

This is a cool plan. We can’t call it Slap, what do we call it?

apport · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:47:10 AM »

Quote from: SatanicPanic on January 10, 2023, 10:25:34 AM

Quote from: metchup on January 10, 2023, 09:49:30 AM
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Slap should collectively start a board company for shit like this. I would love to have a .1% share Any professional fundraisers in here?
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This is a cool plan. We can’t call it Slap, what do we call it?

the industry despises slap, if there were a board brand with ties to the forum it would fail miserably

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:48:55 AM »

Quote from: Rune Spliffberg on January 10, 2023, 08:49:35 AM

I was a camper at Woodward in 2009 with a sk8mafia board that had two naked chicks making out on it. Walker Ryan came up to mid-puberty me and said "I party with both of those chicks, they're not that hot", laughed and walked away.

will you forever loathe both of those chicks

Fongstarr. · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:52:07 AM »

Quote from: Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman on January 10, 2023, 10:06:37 AM

Quote from: Fongstarr. on January 10, 2023, 09:22:25 AM
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I can seem him riding for UMA boards for some reason.
[close]
they have been paying someone who is criminally overrated so maybe start paying some who is criminally underrated to balance...I could see it working

Evan Smith or Cody?

baggy spandex · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2023, 11:17:00 AM »

Maxallure

Roisto · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2023, 11:36:15 AM »

I like his skating but I think he'll get on Visit if anything. Not sure why but he seems unable to keep any decent sponsors.

Aquatic Dinosaur · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2023, 12:11:27 PM »

Quote from: SatanicPanic on January 10, 2023, 10:25:34 AM

Quote from: metchup on January 10, 2023, 09:49:30 AM
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Slap should collectively start a board company for shit like this. I would love to have a .1% share Any professional fundraisers in here?
[close]
This is a cool plan. We can’t call it Slap, what do we call it?

We call it the people’s choice abloards

ToySanta · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2023, 12:19:58 PM »

The Heart Supply? Really?? I thought you liked Walker.

Sizzle · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2023, 01:27:11 PM »

Isn’t this the guy who skated for expedition one then got verbally obliterated by && in copenhagen

SatanicPanic · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2023, 02:16:18 PM »

Quote from: Sizzle on January 10, 2023, 01:27:11 PM

Isn’t this the guy who skated for expedition one then got verbally obliterated by && in copenhagen

The sick burn heard around the world

Lou Strux · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2023, 02:41:42 PM »

Quote from: baggy spandex on January 10, 2023, 11:17:00 AM

Maxallure

Not a bad look actually.

As my preposterous offering, I’d like to submit L0C41.

Poll

Where can we find a home for Mr. Ryan?

Author Topic: Slap Petition to Get Walker Ryan a Board Sponsor (Read 3362 times)

Mother Goose.

doublesteveburger

baggy spandex