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Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« on: January 19, 2023, 07:04:00 AM »

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2023, 09:50:46 AM »
What is „art“ these days anyway…
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2023, 10:01:45 AM »
Nuclear worm looks cool

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2023, 10:10:40 AM »
"We got the nuclear worm over here..."

I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that phrase. The timing of that sequence is perfect. I laughed so hard, probably more than I should
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2023, 10:15:01 AM »
"We got the nuclear worm over here..."

I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of that phrase. The timing of that sequence is perfect. I laughed so hard, probably more than I should

I thought he said “new Killer Worm” at first

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2023, 10:22:41 AM »
His career at Element so much reminds me of Brent Atchley where he was promoted so heavy on there and once he got off, it's almost like you never hear from the guy anymore.
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2023, 10:33:17 AM »
crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2023, 12:03:50 PM »
I like that Andy Anderson was wearing his helmet in the art show. Wouldn't want to slip and crack your melon on one of those killer worms...

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2023, 12:13:57 PM »
I like that Andy Anderson was wearing his helmet in the art show. Wouldn't want to slip and crack your melon on one of those killer worms...
everybody gunna wish they had helmets when those nuclear worms start showing up

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2023, 12:32:24 PM »
weed under the helmet for sure

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2023, 12:47:38 PM »
crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player

isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2023, 12:50:55 PM »
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everybody gunna wish they had helmets when those nuclear worms start showing up

To be a fly on the wall for a potential convo between &&, Kelly Hart, and Greyson Fletcher (in skartist mode) at an opening. I can’t even imagine what that would be like.

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2023, 12:53:27 PM »
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!

I don’t think he’s dining out on John From Cincinnati clout

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2023, 01:36:41 PM »
i fucking hate art

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2023, 01:56:53 PM »
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2023, 02:20:11 PM »
Dude is really just gonna walk up in here & rip-off Dane Vaughn’s schtick like that?

Seriously though, I enjoy that he’s created a recurring character that is identifiable. A good exercise in branding & frankly, no worse than Mikey’s “pterodactyl with hair” thing.
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2023, 02:24:59 PM »
PEOPLE SUCK!

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2023, 02:32:44 PM »
skate fast, art trash.

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2023, 02:54:17 PM »
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names

Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2023, 03:02:36 PM »
This has to be a skit, right ?

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2023, 03:07:01 PM »
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names
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Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
How are Christian and Nathan Fletcher kooks?

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2023, 03:12:31 PM »
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names
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Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
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How are Christian and Nathan Fletcher kooks?

big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2023, 03:14:57 PM »
socal is a nazi fever dream
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2023, 03:19:30 PM »
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names
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Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
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How are Christian and Nathan Fletcher kooks?
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big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit

Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2023, 03:25:05 PM »
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names
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Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
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How are Christian and Nathan Fletcher kooks?
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big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
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Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.
didn't he kickflip a surfboard in the 90s? is he the guy who rob dyrdek visited at 'man camp' and he made dyrdek and danny way do macho stuff? or was that Laaaaird? [hamilton not vern]

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2023, 03:46:49 PM »
socal is a nazi fever dream

Such a boring take.   

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2023, 03:55:49 PM »
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crazy to think that this guy is a hardcore old school runescape player
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isn't from a family of pro surfers? had a role on an HBO show? dude seems to be doing it all!
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I'm not tuned to the surf scene but I think his dad and uncle were/are big names
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Yep. He’s from the 1st family of California surfing. Grandparents are legends. His dad Christian is a legend (but a kook) and his uncle Nathan is pretty gnarly big wave and air dude. Nathan questionable on the kook meter. Typical San Clemente surf dudes. Imagine why only RVCA and vans mess with him it seems after element. Who knows.
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How are Christian and Nathan Fletcher kooks?
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big MAGA guys down with all the typical southern california white supremacy bullshit
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Are they though? I can see Christian being pretty Duane in his uneducated views, but Nathan seems pretty apolitical. Could be wrong. Probably am.


Christian's pretty fried, there might still be hope for Nathan. Christian was tweaking pretty hard many years ago. Trestles, State Beach, T-street, SC pier localism BS when they were young wouldn't have helped either of them.

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2023, 03:56:35 PM »
Imagine explaining one of these pieces to your neighbors when they ask you wtf is that. Fried golden brown to a crisp

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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2023, 03:57:23 PM »
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Such a boring take.


you know how the national socialists explicitly mentioned manifest destiny as something they looked towards when implementing lebensraum? there’s no way they didn’t look at orange county and shed tears of joy. just cause you’re from there and you did a hashtag blm post don’t mean nothin…
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Re: Greyson Fletcher Art Show!
« Reply #29 on: January 19, 2023, 04:08:00 PM »
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