Sorry for stealing your board. I'm a bad person. It's a weird mental space to be in - clearly knowing that I'm the baddie, and at the same time, a grown adult who should know right from wrong.
I guess it's like what Al Pacino's rendition of Scarface said: You need people like me. You know, bad people who do bad things. Imagine if everyone was good. That would suck.
Rest assured though, I'm thoroughly enjoying this "skate-board." I bring it into hospitals, sit on it, and ride down the halls while flipping patients off. What can I say, I'm having fun and I'm a terrible human being.