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Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« on: January 23, 2023, 03:32:50 PM »
i always think about how crazy it is that we wax/lacquer stairs, aka philly steps. i wonder how many non-skaters have gotten obliterated from reasonably using the stairs the way they were meant to, only to slip on the wax lmao. i'm sure it's even worse on rainy days. there's some spots i wanna get goin that involve waxing stairs but i feel like my conscious won't let me
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2023, 03:39:34 PM »
That 3 stair looks fun and perfect. Anything waxed more than a 4 a little shady

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2023, 03:42:49 PM »
I wonder how many porn stars have fallen on those waxed stairs on there way to a shoot
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2023, 03:45:20 PM »
What kind of pussy gets hurt falling down three stairs anyways?  You’ll need way more than that to take me out.
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2023, 03:47:06 PM »
What kind of pussy gets hurt falling down three stairs anyways?  You’ll need way more than that to take me out.

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2023, 03:51:10 PM »
yeah but have you thought about how many people soaped them shits?

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2023, 03:54:26 PM »
has anyone ever actually seen a porn star at 3 up 3 down?

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2023, 03:57:34 PM »
i always think about how crazy it is that we wax/lacquer stairs, aka philly steps. i wonder how many non-skaters have gotten obliterated from reasonably using the stairs the way they were meant to, only to slip on the wax lmao. i'm sure it's even worse on rainy days. there's some spots i wanna get goin that involve waxing stairs but i feel like my conscious won't let me
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2023, 04:02:33 PM »
I don't know but I do know I ate shit hard heading up to the stairs with some speed and doing a little ollie over a hole in the ground and catching my back truck at 3 up 3 down
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2023, 04:05:50 PM »
What kind of pussy gets hurt falling down three stairs anyways?  You’ll need way more than that to take me out.

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2023, 04:26:55 PM »
What kind of pussy gets hurt falling down three stairs anyways?  You’ll need way more than that to take me out.

As in specifically the three in question? That would be the type of pussy known as, “pro pussy,” or, “working pussy,” my friend.
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2023, 04:34:18 PM »
has anyone ever actually seen a porn star at 3 up 3 down?
Well I saw ur mom walking out a few times
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2023, 04:37:39 PM »
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What kind of pussy gets hurt falling down three stairs anyways?  You’ll need way more than that to take me out.
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As in specifically the three in question? That would be the type of pussy known as, “pro pussy,” or, “working pussy,” my friend.

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2023, 03:56:05 PM »
Richie Jackson comes to mind when I seen this. Unless you’re waxing with the intention of doing a dark slide down the whole set I don’t see a problem.

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2023, 04:06:26 PM »
I’ve definitely had this thought like waxing up church stairs just to have gma slip out on Sunday

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2023, 04:21:30 PM »
has anyone ever actually seen a porn star at 3 up 3 down?

it's in the mission, not in the best part of SF.  More likely to have a hooker slip on them


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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2023, 06:24:42 PM »
Not if your going to skate them.
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2023, 06:30:40 PM »
At my old local someone waxed the shit out of the ground right at the step off/turn around part of the run up to the flat bar. That was fucked up. As for stairs, some are just asking for it.
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2023, 06:33:26 PM »
At my old local someone waxed the shit out of the ground right at the step off/turn around part of the run up to the flat bar. That was fucked up. As for stairs, some are just asking for it.
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2023, 09:07:48 PM »
I’ve definitely had this thought like waxing up church stairs just to have gma slip out on Sunday

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2023, 09:14:03 PM »
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I’ve definitely had this thought like waxing up church stairs just to have gma slip out on Sunday
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2023, 09:35:23 PM »
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has anyone ever actually seen a porn star at 3 up 3 down?
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it's in the mission, not in the best part of SF.  More likely to have a hooker slip on them

More likely to see people having sex on those stairs

They did that stranger things experience there

Post a porn with 3 up 3 down in it or shut up

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2023, 09:52:20 PM »
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What kind of pussy gets hurt falling down three stairs anyways?  You’ll need way more than that to take me out.
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2023, 01:56:46 AM »
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has anyone ever actually seen a porn star at 3 up 3 down?
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it's in the mission, not in the best part of SF.  More likely to have a hooker slip on them

Considering the building is literally the kink.com headquarters, I think there's a decent chance of seeing one there.

There's more than one entrance/exit, so most likely they got sick of dodging entitled manchildren at that one and just use a different door.

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2023, 03:18:48 AM »
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has anyone ever actually seen a porn star at 3 up 3 down?
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Well I saw ur mom walking out a few times
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2023, 05:07:36 AM »
Now that you mention it, yeah it's kinda suss

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2023, 05:59:25 AM »
just go faster
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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2023, 06:00:18 AM »
At my old local someone waxed the shit out of the ground right at the step off/turn around part of the run up to the flat bar. That was fucked up. As for stairs, some are just asking for it.

Recently at mine, some local kid straight up went and waxed the fucking pyramid I shit you not. Did that for an Instagram clip of a powerslide across which you don't even need wax for, some other locals do it all the time without. Specifically did that on a day where none of the older 'regulators' were around and singlehandedly ruined the pyramid for the next two weeks.

Not as bad as that other kid who a different time bent not just one, but two of the identically built flatbars on the same day by what I later learned was jumping onto them on some electric scooter thing (but he normally skates). What particularly eludes me there is I'm sure he probably realized what he did to the first flatbar, but still consciously went to the second one and then did it again.

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Re: Is it fucked up to wax stairs
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2023, 06:21:44 AM »
i really wish i would have went to this spot when i went to SF. i think i could grind the whole thing. if someone could please send the pin, i wasnt able to find it on street view

I try to just wax abandoned stairs, i remember one time i did one that was in current use and they just put railings up the very next day.. i was kinda glad anyway cause i remember thinking someone might slip on them.
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