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Best/worst skate brand names
« on: January 23, 2023, 06:11:40 PM »
I'll list a couple to get the ball rolling:

Best: Deathwish
Worst: Shake junt

(sorry i edited it to be more emotionally evocative)
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Re: Good/bad skate brand names
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2023, 06:17:34 PM »
Shake Junt is actually a great name, it's Memphis slang for strip club


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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2023, 06:42:22 PM »
Best:Bueno Skateboards
Worst:Pizza

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2023, 06:49:03 PM »
Best:Bueno Skateboards
Worst:Pizza

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2023, 06:58:28 PM »
Worst:  street plant

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2023, 07:05:32 PM »
Best: Frog
Worst: Frog

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2023, 07:17:00 PM »
Best: Toy Machine
Worst: Sandlot Times

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2023, 07:36:39 PM »
Worst:
Sk8mafia
Skate mental
Flip
Real skateboards

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2023, 07:41:00 PM »
Best: shake junt
Worst: deathwish
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2023, 07:43:30 PM »
worst: fucking awesome

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2023, 08:18:32 PM »
Jart

best and worst because it sounds like something that happens when you try to fart while wearing jean shorts and a trickle of dooky comes down your leg

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2023, 08:46:19 PM »
Best: alien workshop and toy machine. You want something a little off that people immediately don't quite get. (Altho once in highschool I wore a toy machine t shirt and some "hot" girl looked at me puzzled for a minute then was just like "omg this fag still plays with toys!")

Worst: pretty much everything else especially if it's a thing like pizza, pass port and the girls names trends gotta stop

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2023, 08:58:29 PM »
Best
iPath
Worst
Primitive, Slave, gnarhunters
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2023, 09:02:06 PM »
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Skateboards would probably be the worst one

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2023, 09:09:23 PM »
I remember being 14 and hearing Shane O’Neill was named on a new brand Skate Mental and thinking it was the lamest brand name I’d ever heard. I’m 27 now and totally agree with my 14 year old self.

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2023, 09:15:28 PM »
Worst: Heroin

Best: Passport, Fancy Lad

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2023, 09:22:25 PM »
Bad: Real, April, Plan B, Girl, Frog, Jart, FA, violet, gullwing, creature, zoo York, heroin, weekend,
Mystery, disorder, pig wheels, worble, shorties, cariuma

Good: Krooked, deathwish, cliché , 917, zero, pyramid country, bootleg, Arizona iced tea
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2023, 09:46:42 PM »
Worst:
A Team
Color
TV
Business & Company
& (formerly G&S I think)

I might be way wrong about this one, but I have a memory of some wheel company in early 90s called HIV

Best:
Bitch (Rocco’s reaction to the Girl defection)

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2023, 10:51:50 PM »
Worst: hoddle

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2023, 10:53:51 PM »
Come on now. Bryte. End of thread.

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2023, 11:02:46 PM »
worst:
APRIL
GIRL
KING
ELEMENT
DISORDER
DEATHWISH

best:
ANTI HERO
BLACK LABEL

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2023, 11:10:01 PM »
Best:
Toy Machine
Alien Workshop
Flip
Deathwish
Anti Hero
Hockey

Worst:
Pizza
Jart
Consolidated
Disorder
Frog


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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2023, 01:49:26 AM »
worst: pizza, uma landsleds (if it was uma skateboards it would be ok but that landsleds thing is cringe as fuck in my eyes), fallen footwear, fucking awesome, grizzly, flip, TEAM BURRITO

best: bike, limosine, hockey, world industries, dime, classic griptape
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2023, 02:19:01 AM »
Worst: Creature

Best: Thrasher

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2023, 02:34:02 AM »
best: BAKER BAKER BAKER

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2023, 03:13:44 AM »
 Whale Cock: you decide

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2023, 03:19:31 AM »
Best: Baker, Toy Machine,

Worst: Sovrgn, Bryte, Braille

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2023, 03:23:27 AM »
Best: Hockey
Worst: Fucking Awesome

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2023, 04:22:56 AM »
best: alien workshop
worst: fucking awesome



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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2023, 04:32:42 AM »
Hockey is a fucking stupid name for a skate brand

so is Quasi. pretentious crap