Author Topic: Best/worst skate brand names (Read 3401 times)

modern life is war · « **on:** January 23, 2023, 06:11:40 PM »

I'll list a couple to get the ball rolling:

Best: Deathwish
Worst: Shake junt

(sorry i edited it to be more emotionally evocative)

Tom Pearl · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2023, 06:17:34 PM »

Shake Junt is actually a great name, it's Memphis slang for strip club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq65da1z1WU

my english is bad · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2023, 06:42:22 PM »

Best:Bueno Skateboards
Worst:Pizza

greenbeans · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2023, 06:49:03 PM »

Quote from: my english is bad on January 23, 2023, 06:42:22 PM

Best:Bueno Skateboards
Worst:Pizza

It would have been the other way around for me

big_kev_215 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2023, 06:58:28 PM »

Worst: street plant

modern life is war · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:05:32 PM »

Best: Frog
Worst: Frog

Brad Wesley · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:17:00 PM »

Best: Toy Machine
Worst: Sandlot Times

Roisto · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:36:39 PM »

Worst:
Sk8mafia
Skate mental
Flip
Real skateboards

WorldsbestWeedsm0ker · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:41:00 PM »

Best: shake junt
Worst: deathwish

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2023, 07:43:30 PM »

worst: fucking awesome

Steely Daniel · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2023, 08:18:32 PM »

Jart

best and worst because it sounds like something that happens when you try to fart while wearing jean shorts and a trickle of dooky comes down your leg

Mean salto · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2023, 08:46:19 PM »

Best: alien workshop and toy machine. You want something a little off that people immediately don't quite get. (Altho once in highschool I wore a toy machine t shirt and some "hot" girl looked at me puzzled for a minute then was just like "omg this fag still plays with toys!")

Worst: pretty much everything else especially if it's a thing like pizza, pass port and the girls names trends gotta stop

Heshrat · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2023, 08:58:29 PM »

Best
iPath
Worst
Primitive, Slave, gnarhunters

Sizzle · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:02:06 PM »

Hitler Did Nothing Wrong Skateboards would probably be the worst one

RoughStylin · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:09:23 PM »

I remember being 14 and hearing Shane O’Neill was named on a new brand Skate Mental and thinking it was the lamest brand name I’d ever heard. I’m 27 now and totally agree with my 14 year old self.

Dino Spumoni · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:15:28 PM »

Worst: Heroin

Best: Passport, Fancy Lad

willphansbiggestfan · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:22:25 PM »

Bad: Real, April, Plan B, Girl, Frog, Jart, FA, violet, gullwing, creature, zoo York, heroin, weekend,
Mystery, disorder, pig wheels, worble, shorties, cariuma

Good: Krooked, deathwish, cliché , 917, zero, pyramid country, bootleg, Arizona iced tea

Marv · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:46:42 PM »

Worst:
A Team
Color
TV
Business & Company
& (formerly G&S I think)

I might be way wrong about this one, but I have a memory of some wheel company in early 90s called HIV

Best:
Bitch (Rocco’s reaction to the Girl defection)

modern life is war · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:51:50 PM »

Worst: hoddle

TheDingus · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2023, 10:53:51 PM »

Come on now. Bryte. End of thread.

Bill Salt · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:02:46 PM »

worst:
APRIL
GIRL
KING
ELEMENT
DISORDER
DEATHWISH

best:
ANTI HERO
BLACK LABEL

Paul Cicero · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2023, 11:10:01 PM »

Best:
Toy Machine
Alien Workshop
Flip
Deathwish
Anti Hero
Hockey

Worst:
Pizza
Jart
Consolidated
Disorder
Frog

roba · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2023, 01:49:26 AM »

worst: pizza, uma landsleds (if it was uma skateboards it would be ok but that landsleds thing is cringe as fuck in my eyes), fallen footwear, fucking awesome, grizzly, flip, TEAM BURRITO

best: bike, limosine, hockey, world industries, dime, classic griptape

Acid Drop · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2023, 02:19:01 AM »

Worst: Creature

Best: Thrasher

somethingmustbreaknow · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2023, 02:34:02 AM »

best: BAKER BAKER BAKER

skate_or_dingus · « **Reply #25 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:13:44 AM »

Whale Cock: you decide

RoaryMcTwang · « **Reply #26 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:19:31 AM »

Best: Baker, Toy Machine,

Worst: Sovrgn, Bryte, Braille

warmonke · « **Reply #27 on:** January 24, 2023, 03:23:27 AM »

Best: Hockey
Worst: Fucking Awesome

marty mcfly · « **Reply #28 on:** January 24, 2023, 04:22:56 AM »

best: alien workshop
worst: fucking awesome

ziggy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 24, 2023, 04:32:42 AM »

Hockey is a fucking stupid name for a skate brand

so is Quasi. pretentious crap

Author Topic: Best/worst skate brand names (Read 3401 times)

marty mcfly