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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #120 on: January 31, 2023, 09:00:39 AM »
Jacuzzi Unlimited.

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #121 on: February 02, 2023, 09:10:29 PM »
Best: Alien Workshop, Hockey, Krooked, Baker
Worst: Shake Junt, Almost, Fucking Awesome

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #122 on: February 03, 2023, 11:13:26 AM »
Best: Fred Gall

Worst: Probably every truck company

Would you care to explain why every truck companies have the worst names?

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #123 on: February 03, 2023, 11:19:24 AM »
Best: Alien Workshop, Toy Machine, Stereo, World Industries, Habitat, Blind, Osiris.

Worst: Numbers, Sovryn, Business & Company, Illegal Civ., Jart, Thank You, Almost, Grimple Stix, Slave, Deathwish, 1031, NSS shoes (with the N as a upside down U).
I feel like grimple should get a pass considering it originated as an April fools joke
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #124 on: February 07, 2023, 11:42:32 PM »
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Best: Alien Workshop, Toy Machine, Stereo, World Industries, Habitat, Blind, Osiris.

Worst: Numbers, Sovryn, Business & Company, Illegal Civ., Jart, Thank You, Almost, Grimple Stix, Slave, Deathwish, 1031, NSS shoes (with the N as a upside down U).
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I feel like grimple should get a pass considering it originated as an April fools joke
agrred, exception is made on Grimple that is funny and still a great under brand

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #125 on: February 08, 2023, 04:31:45 AM »
The lack of Free Dome in this thread is pretty surprising to me.

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #126 on: February 08, 2023, 04:35:30 AM »
The lack of Free Dome in this thread is pretty surprising to me.
beacause we all secretly want “Free Dome” ! xD

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #127 on: February 08, 2023, 05:02:06 AM »
Phat Klown was by far the worst. Matt Hensley rode for them too, which is hilarious.
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #128 on: February 08, 2023, 05:31:38 AM »
Best

Krooked
Spitfire
Killing floor
Palace


Worst

fucking awesome
King
Disorder
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #129 on: February 14, 2023, 02:34:09 AM »
skate mafia
april

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #130 on: February 14, 2023, 02:37:32 AM »
Always liked Witchcraft and Alien Workshop

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2023, 02:30:14 PM »
Best: Independent, Dickies, Shorty's

Worst: Kyrptonics, Hoopla, Billabong
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #132 on: February 18, 2023, 04:30:40 PM »
cash only

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #133 on: February 18, 2023, 05:00:51 PM »
cash only

Was thinking about this one. Savemart doesn't take cash, credit only, cash unaccepted due to covid. It's a second hand clothing store. You have got to be kidding me.
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #134 on: February 18, 2023, 06:28:38 PM »
Still don't know if Scram Earth Skii belongs on the best or worst list.

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #135 on: July 17, 2023, 04:57:36 AM »
Worst:
A Team
Color
TV
Business & Company
& (formerly G&S I think)

I might be way wrong about this one, but I have a memory of some wheel company in early 90s called HIV



I wasn’t imagining it.


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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #136 on: July 17, 2023, 05:12:08 AM »
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Worst:
A Team
Color
TV
Business & Company
& (formerly G&S I think)

I might be way wrong about this one, but I have a memory of some wheel company in early 90s called HIV

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I wasn’t imagining it.



I actually thought TV, Color, and & were great names. Was a fan of all 3 companies. Huge fan of Color.

Worst wheel company name is Teenage Runaway.
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #137 on: July 17, 2023, 05:30:49 AM »
Best:

Chocolate
Cream
Profile
Experience
60/40
Bitch
Dynasty
Maple
Infamous
Jade MFG
Shaolin
Neighborhood
Especial
American Dream Inc.
Stamina
Forties

Worst:

Limosine
Girl
Metal
Prime
Plan B
23
Dead Endustries
Screw
Number 9
Judah (loved the Flores art though)
Acme
Channel One
Shaft
Habitat
Seek (was originally going to be called Tekneat)
Hellrose
Pig Wood
Six Gun
Legacy
Scarecrow
Arsenal
Transit
Shuvit
G.A.S. (Great American Skateboard)
Basic
Clean
Bike
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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #138 on: July 17, 2023, 02:06:57 PM »
Otherness is such a sick name

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #139 on: July 17, 2023, 03:35:48 PM »
Best: Toy Machine

Worst: Hockey

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #140 on: July 17, 2023, 08:19:51 PM »
Best:
Toy Machine
Chocolate
Frog
Glue

Worst:
Uma Landsleds
Numbers
King
Primitive
Organica
Slave
Zoo York
DGK


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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #141 on: July 17, 2023, 10:53:29 PM »
skate mafia
april
Skate mafia is a terrible name but they are one of the best things in skating right now. Just a tight crew of homies that rip. Reminds me of some of the early 90’s teams.

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #142 on: July 18, 2023, 11:12:02 AM »
Thank you and April have to be the worst

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #143 on: July 18, 2023, 11:34:06 AM »
Good names.                      Bad Names.

Anti-Hero                           Carpet
Deathwish                         Magenta
Creature                            Pizza
Thunder                            Killing Floor
Foundation                        Snot/Heroin
Polar                                 Frog
Shorty's                            Sk8 Mafia
Zero                                 Rip'n'Dip

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #144 on: July 18, 2023, 11:37:27 AM »
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skate mafia
april
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Skate mafia is a terrible name but they are one of the best things in skating right now. Just a tight crew of homies that rip. Reminds me of some of the early 90’s teams.

But it isn’t Skate Mafia.  It’s Sk8Mafia.   And they have a special hand sign.  And their logo looks like an icon for an email app

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #145 on: July 18, 2023, 11:46:56 AM »
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skate mafia
april
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Skate mafia is a terrible name but they are one of the best things in skating right now. Just a tight crew of homies that rip. Reminds me of some of the early 90’s teams.
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But it isn’t Skate Mafia.  It’s Sk8Mafia.   And they have a special hand sign.  And their logo looks like an icon for an email app

I always thought the sk8mafia logo looks like a little house, but I can kinda see an envelope too now that you mention it

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #146 on: July 18, 2023, 02:00:15 PM »
Best

Alien Workshop
Shortys
Frog Skateboards
city stars
Quasi
element
Birdhouse
Speed Demons
Limosine
habitat






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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #147 on: July 18, 2023, 02:04:23 PM »
Best: Parkour skate boards

Wost: Anti-Hero

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #148 on: July 18, 2023, 02:43:06 PM »
Best: Parkour skate boards

Wost: Anti-Hero

Anti-Hero is wost

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Re: Best/worst skate brand names
« Reply #149 on: July 18, 2023, 07:26:10 PM »
Best - Menace, DOA, The Killing Floor, 101, and Axion

Worst - That company Koston and Mariano started, guess it wasn’t around long enough for me to care
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