Author Topic: Official Penis Size Thread (Read 1430 times)

Sizzle · « **on:** January 30, 2023, 08:17:38 AM »

Be honest, what we working with here? Any answers above 8in will require photo verification via my PM 😈

whale · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2023, 09:33:59 AM »

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours first…

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2023, 09:34:48 AM »

Glad there’s an official thread. Was tired of getting scammed by all these adhoc polls that didn’t submit the proper paperwork

manysnakes · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2023, 10:32:43 AM »

Fred Gall

Albatras · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2023, 11:02:44 AM »

Mines a banana, do I measure the arc or the central angle?

The ladies (my wife) love it regardless.

Sick_McCrank_ · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2023, 11:35:58 AM »

It’s unmeasurable

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2023, 12:40:19 PM »

Do I measure it flaccid, or when chub’s in town?

Síota · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2023, 01:06:25 PM »

https://youtu.be/UCP8kiL3jhA

sometimeperhaps · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM »

How does one take an official measurement?

chronicbackpain · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2023, 04:22:41 PM »

Quote from: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM

How does one take an official measurement?

from the top and convert to cm so it sounds bigger

jgonzalez · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM »

Quote from: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM

How does one take an official measurement?

I was looking at methodology on some wiener measuring studies and seems as though it’s ok to press your fupa as far back as you need to get the maximum length of your shaft. Used to think that was cheating.

Sup with girth tho

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

LesbianPUNCH · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2023, 10:39:42 PM »

Very average penis I think (given the polling data), but I hear it’s girthy. I have my foreskin intact, all the boys are jealous. My flaccid dick looks dope though which I think leads to disappointment.

TheLurper · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2023, 12:03:02 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

scab · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2023, 01:23:40 AM »

Quote from: jgonzalez on January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #14 on:** January 31, 2023, 01:32:45 AM »

Same width as my deck (said in New Zealand accent)

cucktard · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2023, 02:08:30 AM »

About as short as my list of tricks

Jewel Runner · « **Reply #16 on:** January 31, 2023, 03:28:11 AM »

Shit I forgot to measure mine

modern life is war · « **Reply #17 on:** January 31, 2023, 02:07:07 PM »

Damn that's crazy that so far 70% of slap posters have bigger dicks than like 95% of the population

Haha

matty_c · « **Reply #18 on:** January 31, 2023, 07:59:16 PM »

I mean I’ve posted it before I will do it again

my bad cuh · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2023, 08:15:50 PM »

(daddy 😩) is the most tiktok zoomer thing i have ever seen on this website
also did anybody ever get the official johnny layton penis dimensions? i mean we have photos

Resident Jeff · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2023, 09:26:04 PM »

Quote from: jgonzalez on January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM

Quote from: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM
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How does one take an official measurement?
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I was looking at methodology on some wiener measuring studies and seems as though it’s ok to press your fupa as far back as you need to get the maximum length of your shaft. Used to think that was cheating.

Sup with girth tho

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

Need to know durometer too