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Below 5 inches
7 (9.3%)
5.0 - 5.9in
15 (20%)
6.0 - 6.9in
28 (37.3%)
7.0 - 7.9
18 (24%)
8in+ (daddy 😩)
7 (9.3%)

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Official Penis Size Thread
« on: January 30, 2023, 08:17:38 AM »
Be honest, what we working with here? Any answers above 8in will require photo verification via my PM 😈

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2023, 09:33:59 AM »
Iíll show you mine if you show me yours firstÖ

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2023, 09:34:48 AM »
Glad thereís an official thread.    Was tired of getting scammed by all these adhoc polls that didnít submit the proper paperwork

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2023, 10:32:43 AM »
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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2023, 11:02:44 AM »
Mines a banana, do I measure the arc or the central angle?

The ladies (my wife) love it regardless.

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2023, 11:35:58 AM »
Itís unmeasurable
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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2023, 12:40:19 PM »
Do I measure it flaccid, or when chubís in town?

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2023, 01:06:25 PM »

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM »
How does one take an official measurement?

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2023, 04:22:41 PM »
How does one take an official measurement?
from the top and convert to cm so it sounds bigger

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM »
How does one take an official measurement?

I was looking at methodology on some wiener measuring studies and seems as though itís ok to press your fupa as far back as you need to get the maximum length of your shaft. Used to think that was cheating.

Sup with girth tho

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

nothing's been the since same

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2023, 10:39:42 PM »
Very average penis I think (given the polling data), but I hear itís girthy. I have my foreskin intact, all the boys are jealous. My flaccid dick looks dope though which I think leads to disappointment.

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2023, 12:03:02 AM »

Quote from: ChuckRamone
I love when people bring up world hunger. It makes everything meaningless.
"That guy is double parked."
"Who cares? There are people starving to death! Besides, how does that affect you? Does it lessen the joy of parking?

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2023, 01:23:40 AM »
Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2023, 01:32:45 AM »
Same width as my deck (said in New Zealand accent)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2023, 02:08:30 AM »
About as short as my list of tricks
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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2023, 03:28:11 AM »
Shit I forgot to measure mine

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 31, 2023, 02:07:07 PM »
Damn that's crazy that so far 70% of slap posters have bigger dicks than like 95% of the population

Haha

Youíre a Florida native, arenít you?

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2023, 07:59:16 PM »
I mean Iíve posted it before I will do it again
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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2023, 08:15:50 PM »
(daddy 😩) is the most tiktok zoomer thing i have ever seen on this website
also did anybody ever get the official johnny layton penis dimensions? i mean we have photos

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2023, 09:26:04 PM »
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How does one take an official measurement?
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I was looking at methodology on some wiener measuring studies and seems as though itís ok to press your fupa as far back as you need to get the maximum length of your shaft. Used to think that was cheating.

Sup with girth tho

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

Need to know durometer too
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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2023, 09:37:22 PM »
I mean Iíve posted it before I will do it again

I already hated Bob Dylan before you posted it but that was the nail in the coffin

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2023, 05:44:38 AM »
Y'all have an innie or an outie?

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2023, 11:18:59 AM »
1/2

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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2023, 11:20:52 AM »
Mines a banana, do I measure the arc or the central angle?

The ladies (my wife) love it regardless.
BBS style not PS Stix style
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Re: Official Penis Size Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2023, 10:02:53 PM »

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.