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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #570 on: March 25, 2023, 01:02:13 AM »
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I had to come out of retirement for this BS. Bring it or sing it, goofy.
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Was that the you-throwing-kittens-against-the-wall induced retirement? I forgot
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Shit was like 20 years ago asshole - people grow and change, are you proud of everything you did when you were young? You remembering comments someone made that long ago and holding them to that makes you the kook
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I actually am proud of everything I did 20 years ago.

Is one of the highlights in your perfect existence being soo good at trolling people on twitter and instagram comments? So cool.

Also - I hope you do this @versacekid420 !
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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #571 on: March 25, 2023, 04:59:09 AM »
any guidance on what days/times work best for skating this spot, for when VK’s planning his trip? maybe the legend who measured the jump can chime in

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #572 on: March 25, 2023, 05:44:13 AM »
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I had to come out of retirement for this BS. Bring it or sing it, goofy.
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Was that the you-throwing-kittens-against-the-wall induced retirement? I forgot
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Shit was like 20 years ago asshole - people grow and change, are you proud of everything you did when you were young? You remembering comments someone made that long ago and holding them to that makes you the kook
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I actually am proud of everything I did 20 years ago.
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Is one of the highlights in your perfect existence being soo good at trolling people on twitter and instagram comments? So cool.
are you really going to bat this hard for a guy who killed kittens? you actually think that what pizzaflip did (which rules, by the way) is more worthy of derision and scorn than throwing a box of kittens against the wall?

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #573 on: March 25, 2023, 06:40:58 AM »
"Smoke Crack kills kittens and Paul Cicero loves him for it"

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #574 on: March 25, 2023, 07:12:04 AM »
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I had to come out of retirement for this BS. Bring it or sing it, goofy.
[close]

Was that the you-throwing-kittens-against-the-wall induced retirement? I forgot
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Shit was like 20 years ago asshole - people grow and change, are you proud of everything you did when you were young? You remembering comments someone made that long ago and holding them to that makes you the kook
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I actually am proud of everything I did 20 years ago.
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Is one of the highlights in your perfect existence being soo good at trolling people on twitter and instagram comments? So cool.

Also - I hope you do this @versacekid420 !

pipe down we’re doing important business here

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #575 on: March 25, 2023, 08:01:21 AM »
any guidance on what days/times work best for skating this spot, for when VK’s planning his trip? maybe the legend who measured the jump can chime in

Saturday or Sunday, early AM only. Before traffic gets heavy

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #576 on: March 25, 2023, 09:09:38 AM »
@Nancy Chin don't forget my $25 on anything landed nollie

wanna make sure I get my dividends
that's how this works, right

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #577 on: March 25, 2023, 09:17:33 AM »
Bring it do not sing it. Opera house vibes

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #578 on: March 25, 2023, 11:04:57 AM »
My mom said she’ll fakie trey it if you land the nollie trey VK420. She said you have to land bolts tho and no baker makers


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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #579 on: March 25, 2023, 11:06:17 AM »
 :P

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #580 on: March 25, 2023, 12:40:36 PM »
@Nancy Chin don't forget my $25 on anything landed nollie

wanna make sure I get my dividends
that's how this works, right

I put you down on the list
So if we are to assume everyone's offers are serious, I've got 30 bucks on the proper make of any trick other than an ollie over the bump the hydrant, @gub has 5 (possibly a joke) and @devils acrobat has another 30 with the condition that the shame is properly documented in the event of no land. I made my offer before that so I'm not gonna make that a condition for mine but I'd  appreciate if @versacekid420 considers it as one. Unclear if @devils acrobat's offer only applies to a nollie tre. @shannamal also has 100 on a switch Tre over it, which Versace seems to have already turned down. We've got a nice pool going here. Seems like a massive bunt but I hope I'll have to eat my words

edit: @coldbrew has thrown in 20 on any flip/shove trick over it.
@shrap pal has thrown in 10 for a documented effort and and extra 30 for a make of a nollie tre
@Rasmus will throw in 150 danish krones under same original conditions as devil's acrobat (minus shame clause) if they can transfer from outside the US. I am also outside the US so I will be switching my form of transfer to PayPal. Danish Krones are an available currency on PayPal so I suggest that as a form of payment. Versace you better set up an account
@ApesPissed has 10 on either make or attempt of a nollie tre
@offkilter has 25 on the land of any trick other than ollie or regular stance 180
@backside_frontside has 5 on the land of a nollie tre
@doyle has 50 Canadian dollars on the land of a nollie tre
@devils acrobat has updated their conditions to 30 for the land of any trick other than or regular stance 180. In the event of the land 10 will be given if there was a proper try. They have also removed the shame clause from their offer.
@scab has 25 on the land of any flip trick. Will go up to 50 if said flip trick is a nollie tre has offered 50 toward a plane ticket, another 25 toward an honest attempt at anything other than ollie and front 180 and another 25 toward any such make.
@Nosferatu has 5 on a no powerslide hill bomb
@Made In China has 10 on the land of a nollie tre and a separate offer that felt a little too mean to include :(
@TheVisitor has 50 on the land of a nollie and extra 50 if Jenkem somehow documenting this
@Jagr has 50 on the land of a nollie tre
@Dusty has 10 on the land of a nollie tre
@Atiba Applebum has 50 on a tow-in from the freeway exit a block up the hill (unlikely this one was not sarcastic) has 25 on documented good faith attempts (I'd say documentation is a requirement for any of the offers)
@witty pseudonym has 50 on the land of a nollie tre. PayPal transfer only
@Cheshire Cat has 15 euros for the land of any NBD shove it or flip trick performed in an all white outfit. Also PayPal
@Madam, I'm Adam has 5 Canadian dollars for the land of any for "modern street trick mid-level difficulty up". It has already been specified that this means no trick grabbing your board however further explanation would be appreciated as the request is quite vague. This means any flip trick or 360 ollie, no grabs allowed. Offer expires in 2 weeks time as of posting. This is the most elaborate offer given and is also the one for the smallest of amount money. Offer expires March 22nd, 2023. PayPal transfer only This offer has expired
@S. has 20 euros on the land of a nollie tre. PayPal
@Lessfillingtastegreat has 20 on the land of nollie and an extra 5 if done in an all white outfit a la Heath. Same payout for the land of a kickflip in all white kit. Land of other tricks may be considered for payout however there zero tolerance for an ollie or 180 except possibly for a well done switch back 180. Nut grab after land a la Stevie Williams recommended.
@fakie nollie will fly Versace out, film the clip, hand him cash and buy him dinnerfor the land of a nollie tre with the condition if he doesn't land it, Versace has to get a tattoo (I’ll pay for) that is 2x4 inches, in a visible place if asked to present it, that says “SLAP is my personal hell”. Versace has agreed to these conditions
@matty_c has 50 Australian dollars on a popped attempt
@figureitout has 30 on anything nollie over the hydrant
@Roy Machine has 10 euros on the first pal to give a real attempt of any trick over the hydrant. 50 euros if it is done by Versace and it is a nollie tre attempt. (evidence required however, I'd say that is a requirement for all offers)
@DERBY has 20 canadian dollars on the land of a nollie te
@muntcusclethrow has 20 on the land of a nollie tre
@EdLawndale has 30 on a popped attempt of a nollie tre that at least makes contact with the hydrant
@FatGuy92 has 100 on the land of a nollie tre and has also offered 100 to help fund Versace's flight. All white Heath fit requested
@modern life is war has 10 on the land of anything other than ollie or 180
@Style Police has 20 on the land of any flip, shove it or nollie trick
@Bigfoot is real has 100 sek (specifications for offer pending). PayPal only
@swellbowed has 20 on the land or anything other than ollie. Nollie tre is preferred. Is willing to send the money in advance if Venmo is provided. (specification of trick pending and footage required however, footage is probably a requirement for all of these)
@radcunt said: "You have my $20.  Front Heel it, big guy!"
@whale has 10 euros for a properly attempted and documented nollie tre and an extra 20 euros if landed. PayPal only
@smellymoron69 has 500 on the land of a nollie tre
@big_kev_215 has 30 on the attempt of a nollie tre
@HeavyAndExpensive has 50 on an attempt of any trick where Versace actually puts both feet on the board. Goes up to 100 if he lands it.
@rxcr has 25 on the land of anything nollie

As of the moment of this edit we've got 1345 US dollars, 70 Canadian dollars, 115 euros, 150 Danish krones, 100 Swedish krona and 50 Australian dollars for a properly executed nollie tre over the hydrant with the promise of documented shame if trick is not executed. an extra 5 for a no power slide hill bomb, an extra 50 the freeway exit a block up the hill, an extra 50 if it gets documented by Jenkem and 15 euros and 5 (form of currency pending)  if trick is landed in an all white outfit. Canadian dollar amount goes down to 50 if trick is not landed by March 22nd, 2023. (the 5 Canadian dollar loss is only like 3.50 US dollars). Additionally, @fakie nollie has offered to fly Versace out, film the clip, hand him cash and buy him dinner for the land of a nollie tre with the condition if he doesn't land it, Versace has to get a tattoo paid for by fakie nollie, that is 2x4 inches, in a visible place if asked to present it, that says “SLAP is my personal hell”. Versace has agreed to these conditions There is an up and running GoFundMe to donate money towards Versace's travel

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #581 on: March 26, 2023, 02:09:27 AM »
5$ added to the go fund me to get the guy out.
Bust or bail. Go for it

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #582 on: March 27, 2023, 12:45:27 AM »
Small update from the poll thread. @somedudefromnj and I have both dm'd Jenkem to document the hydrant attempts
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=125879.90
As I said in that thread, I think we can actually get this to happen if we all get together to dm them like men
à la care bear stare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44-Ufd2oiKE
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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #583 on: March 27, 2023, 01:13:47 AM »
It would probably look something like this:

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #584 on: March 27, 2023, 06:38:06 AM »
Small update from the poll thread. @somedudefromnj and I have both dm'd Jenkem to document the hydrant attempts
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=125879.90
As I said in that thread, I think we can actually get this to happen if we all get together to dm them like men
à la care bear stare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44-Ufd2oiKE

Well if they want to ask why people are donating from all over the world, they are free to contact me. In my boring ass life, this has been the most excitement i have experienced in a long ass time!

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #585 on: March 27, 2023, 07:54:27 AM »
@versacekid420 Jenkem answered a they're interested! They need your ig

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #586 on: March 27, 2023, 08:06:10 AM »
@versacekid420 Jenkem answered a they're interested! They need your ig


YOOOO

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #587 on: March 27, 2023, 08:37:19 AM »
Damn. Wait, I gotta grab some popcorn and a lemonade.
IG: @flowterspace

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #588 on: March 27, 2023, 08:49:02 AM »


I did a basic Expedia search, for flying out from Raleigh on Friday April 21st to LAX and then back to Raleigh on Monday April 24th and the round trip would be around $480. So even without Jenkem’s help,

The gofundme is at $310 after only being up a few days. I think it would be nice for VK to have extra for Ubers / food etc. but if we hit $480 I’ll hand him over the login info for the gofundme.

https://gofund.me/fdacabfc


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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #589 on: March 27, 2023, 09:51:06 AM »
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@versacekid420 Jenkem answered a they're interested! They need your ig

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YOOOO

It's ON!!!!

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #590 on: March 27, 2023, 12:48:05 PM »
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@versacekid420 Jenkem answered a they're interested! They need your ig

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YOOOO
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It's ON!!!!
holy shit hahaha I don’t have instagram but if they want my email, pm me and I’ll give it to you. It has my name in it so I’m trusting you to not blow my cover

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #591 on: March 27, 2023, 12:53:18 PM »
Oiam might be dead but I am alive. I do this for yall

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #592 on: March 27, 2023, 12:58:03 PM »
yessssssssssssssssssss
ohyeahohyeah

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #593 on: March 27, 2023, 01:01:38 PM »
Shit's getting better and better

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #594 on: March 27, 2023, 01:19:56 PM »
Oiam might be dead but I am alive. I do this for yall


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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #595 on: March 27, 2023, 01:20:47 PM »
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@versacekid420 Jenkem answered a they're interested! They need your ig

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YOOOO
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It's ON!!!!
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holy shit hahaha I don’t have instagram but if they want my email, pm me and I’ll give it to you. It has my name in it so I’m trusting you to not blow my cover
No worries, pm me it to me, I'll only show it to Jenkem.  They wanna make sure you're actually gonna make the trip

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #596 on: March 27, 2023, 01:26:01 PM »

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #597 on: March 27, 2023, 01:49:07 PM »
Alright, Jenkem has Versace's email

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #598 on: March 27, 2023, 02:20:23 PM »
VK420, check your PMs. I’m handing you over the Gofundme now, with Jenkem involved I don’t want to be in charge of this in case they post something about it and it gets a ton of donations lol.

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Re: Austin Gillette Thrasher cover
« Reply #599 on: March 27, 2023, 03:25:13 PM »
This whole situation is the best thing to happen on Slap in a very long time. Thank you for the entertainment, VK420.