Slam So Hard You Puke

[lamfordie]

It happened to me yesterday. I was going up the side of a quarter pipe and I wanted to grind down the side, missed and slammed on my elbow. I sat down and started to feel nauseas and a couple minutes later I puked. Must have hit a weird pressure point or something. Anyone have had this happen to you?

[Noble Experiment]

Closest I came to puking after slamming was when I broke my arm skating this bank at my local years ago. It hurt so bad that I felt like puking but I didn’t. Pain so bad that I felt it in the pits of my testicles.

[GumOnMyGrip]

It happened to me yesterday. I was going up the side of a quarter pipe and I wanted to grind down the side, missed and slammed on my elbow. I sat down and started to feel nauseas and a couple minutes later I puked. Must have hit a weird pressure point or something. Anyone have had this happen to you?

I didn’t puke but I sure thought I would…slipped out on a nose grind on a mini ramp. Straight to my fucking thigh so hard I thought I snapped my femur. Literally couldn’t walk for 10 minutes, was about to crawl in the bushes I was so nauseous. It sucks. It’s a vasovagal reaction.

[rocklobster]

Credit carded myself hard a few weeks ago on a BS 5-0 BS 180 out, deck went straight up to the taint.

[versacekid420]

Credit carded myself hard a few weeks ago on a BS 5-0 BS 180 out, deck went straight up to the taint.

suciu doesn’t talk senseless shit

[rocklobster]

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Credit carded myself hard a few weeks ago on a BS 5-0 BS 180 out, deck went straight up to the taint.

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suciu doesn’t talk senseless shit

I only have myself to blame for such a tasteless trick.

[BL0B]

i peed a little once. what, i got weak bladder? i do kegels now.

[Bailedsweeper]

Shinner that then scrapes upwards. Probably the worst pain I've ever experienced over breaking a bone.

[beecee]

hit a fart rock at the base of a steep step up/euro going full speed at my local one winter. first (and last) trick of the day lmao. slammed into the bank with my knee/hip so hard i immediately started overheating & dripping sweat. had to take most my layers off and eventually threw up. my wrist started hurting more and more throughout the day/night and the next day found out i broke it pretty badly.

[Willie]

After I dislocated my elbow, I was hobbling back to my car and everything went bright and then the world turned sideways - just like when Leon gets shot in the end of The Professional.

I came to a few seconds later (I think) and made it to the car and I looked rather green in the mirror. I sure I would have puked on a full stomach.

[Esquivel]

Credit carded myself hard a few weeks ago on a BS 5-0 BS 180 out, deck went straight up to the taint.

The two times I puked as a result of a slam was after severe credit carding.

[Wienerboy]

I broke my hand and was in such pain I yacked and then felt better immediately. Then I tried to go on as if nothing happened but it was so swollen and abnormal looking that there was no acting

[TheLowerBack]

Tried to bail on a jersey and stepped back onto my board while still in transition. Got the rug pulled out from under me,  and went full horizontal and torso straight to the pavement. Puked in under a minute.
Also one time I did one of those perfect falls where your yeeks spread and your bootyhole is the first to touch pavement. Full on shit myself. Like had to go home and do laundry and shower.

[Sizzle]

Also one time I did one of those perfect falls where your yeeks spread and your bootyhole is the first to touch pavement. Full on shit myself. Like had to go home and do laundry and shower.

I have absolutely no idea what you mean by this, nor do I find it even remotely relatable, but thank you for your service soldier

[BL0B]

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Also one time I did one of those perfect falls where your yeeks spread and your bootyhole is the first to touch pavement. Full on shit myself. Like had to go home and do laundry and shower.

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I have absolutely no idea what you mean by this, nor do I find it even remotely relatable, but thank you for your service soldier

i kinda do, i've had one buttcheek stay stuck to the ground while the rest of my body kept moving, i believe it's called "tear yourself a new one"? that can feel like you're gonna shit yourself but i never have.

[Thebird]

Not a slam, but definitely felt like this and was close to puking when my hand got shut in a truck door once.

[Paco Supreme]

I slipped out on a dew covered speed hump, I think I’d have puked if I had something in my stomach, ended up with a mini concussion for a bit instead

[SneakySecrets]

Thought I was going to puke cutting my shirt off after I broke my collarbone.  Held that shit in though.

[dr.prestige]

Obligatory

[friendly dave]

Twice. Once after fucking up a backside roll in in to a vert bowl. I rolled through a puddle, my wheels slipped and I basically did a dead sailor straight to the flat bottom. That one also fucked up my sciatica for like two months. Having to sit on a cushion in high-school in the Midwest got me a lot of shit. The second time wasn't as serious. I was having some afternoon beers on a day off, and a friend hit me up to hit the local park. After getting warmed up, albeit still with a belly full of beer. I heeled out 5050ing a rail, landed on my gut, and let out a good bit of foam.

[IpathCats]

Puke? No.

Poop my pants? Definitely

[BL0B]

apparently all the cool kids are pooping their pants now a days.

[IpathCats]

apparently all the cool kids are pooping their pants now a days.

really?

well that really helps make the best of this shitty situation.

Look mom! I'm cool now!

[lurker_and_poster]

Transition related - I try to transfer from quarter to quarter - in a contest run.
Slamed so hard on my hip - torned my briefs in two pcs...  didnt finish very well.

Street - just smith grind a ledge while warming up but slammed so badly on my head I was little out of touch.
Go back to my fried on all four to ask him to drive me home (1hour ride)
First stop at the motoeway I ask him for a break - going to toilette and coudnt decide which direction I shoud
use the toilet bowl - diarrhea and vomiting at the same time.
1 hour later arriving at home I had a big haematoma at my eybrown - fully damaged going directly to bed.
Next day my eye under the haematoma all white was completely red / the face themself blue /violet

Was 16 stil living at my parents place - my father was kind of tough guy - but seeing me like that - he just was:
"Have seen people leaving the ring dying -  looking better then you"
place me in the car immediately going to the doctor.

but was ok just concussion and badly bruised. 

[lurker_and_poster]

A friend, who was good, really good.- was just puking
while entering a contest run because of pressure / stressing himself.

Have seen him skating 4-5 contest - each run he make a litte brack puking
by the side of the parcours. He was alway one of the best of this little local contest
during the practice - but leaving the Parcours during the run for puking doesnt help
the final result. It was not a huge crowd of people or pros present
 - just kids from surrounding area.

He was definitly not a competion skateboarder

[Shrinedescender]

apparently all the cool kids are pooping their pants now a days.

If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

[Arto!Arto!WakeUp!]

last hardish slam i had was putting down a heelflip primo going over a hip and getting thrown to the bottom. went and sat down and was doing really weird belches for a while. i think because of the slam?

[who da thunk it]

Slammed right on my asshole which shifted a loosely packed dump into torpedo tube #1. I then hastily made my way to the nearest toilet without incident.

My friend was having an intense session trying to learn 360 flips. After an hour of nonstop attempts, he chugged a couple pints of water and almost immediately threw it all up. He did not land a 360 flip for another year.