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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2023, 10:50:33 AM »
Worst is: Ride the Sky
Because when you're talking about it, you are heard as saying: "Ride this Guy"

Hopefully not a kook, but if so, fuck it.

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2023, 12:49:09 PM »
Plan B True has to be the most bland and uninspired name ever
Code is also lame AF. They’re competing with Primitive for most corporate sounding video title

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2023, 01:14:04 PM »
Fulfill the Dream is pretty good
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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2023, 01:25:29 PM »
For great ones: I like "Ban This", considering the time when it was released when there was a hysteria (especially in the US) to ban street skateboarding. Also like Public Domain. UWT definitely a good one, as is Rubbish Heap.

Welcome to Hell, Jump off A Building and Misled Youth all sound rad.

Skypager is def. great. At least not being from US it was like what the hell is Skypager, just sounds cool.

Always liked Real to Reel a lot. And Fucktards of course and Cash Money Vagrant. Chomp on this! is fun...

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2023, 01:50:53 PM »
Sometimes the name's only as good as the company

"Mind field" is not that great on its own. Could be a Darkstar video

But it's AWS so it rules

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #35 on: February 10, 2023, 01:51:23 PM »
Best: First Love

Worst: Purple
Miss you Rusty Berings

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2023, 03:18:45 PM »
I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2023, 04:35:21 PM »
Away Days sounds so fucking stupid.

Purple isn’t any better either.

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2023, 04:49:10 PM »
"True" combined with the plan b logo to spell out "B true" was pretty bad

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2023, 09:54:37 PM »
Best Shackle Me Not.

Worst Rodney Vs Daewon. So many Mullen fans got their heart pieces smash in by people like me in skate shops all over the world.

You think Rodney won that shit? What are you a fucking NARC or some shit? Get the fuck outa here cop.
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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2023, 01:37:43 AM »
any video ty evans named is the worst. "the flat earth" and "we are blood" are the correct answers.

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2023, 04:57:29 AM »
worst:baker 4
best:baker 3

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2023, 05:51:54 AM »
not the worst but the title misled youth makes me cringe

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2023, 06:25:45 AM »
Worst is: Ride the Sky
Because when you're talking about it, you are heard as saying: "Ride this Guy"
Toniiiiiiight ride this guuuuy
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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2023, 07:09:35 AM »
Deathwish: uncrossed.   That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2023, 09:39:21 AM »
Best: they don’t give a fuck about us! (Tons of runners-up)

Worst : Gareth Stehr's Go-Go Toe Jam (tons of runners up as well)

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2023, 11:46:48 AM »
Blood Wizard vids always tend to have good titles

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2023, 12:09:21 PM »
Zero’s “Cold War” I always thought was a little ridiculous of a title

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2023, 12:21:39 PM »
I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.

Some girls aren’t and dark chocolate isn’t sweet

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2023, 12:50:43 PM »

From whence the Solo Jazz name is derived.

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2023, 12:53:21 PM »
I thought Pretty Sweet was clever. Since girls are pretty and chocolate is sweet.

You thought that was clever?!

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2023, 01:06:07 PM »
Deathwish: uncrossed.   That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
I just thought it had to do with their logo being a cross thing

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2023, 01:12:16 PM »
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Deathwish: uncrossed.   That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
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I just thought it had to do with their logo being a cross thing

Their logo and name are straight stolen/inspired from the movie Death Wish. 

Even still, “uncrossed” doesn’t mean anything unless it’s your arms or fingers.   

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2023, 01:51:00 PM »
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Deathwish: uncrossed.   That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
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I just thought it had to do with their logo being a cross thing
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Their logo and name are straight stolen/inspired from the movie Death Wish. 

Even still, “uncrossed” doesn’t mean anything unless it’s your arms or fingers.   

I didn’t know about this video until this thread and now I am also bothered by the stupidity of its title.



Best: Listen

Worst: Pretty Sweet, Be Free

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2023, 01:55:50 PM »
Best: they don’t give a fuck about us! (Tons of runners-up)

Worst : Gareth Stehr's Go-Go Toe Jam (tons of runners up as well)

This, but the other way around.

I also liked Big Brother’s “Number Two”

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2023, 01:56:28 PM »
Deathwish: uncrossed.   That title is meaningless and it drives me crazy that I’m the only one that it bothers
never gave this one much thought but yeah this is annoyingly terrible, hopefully they call the sequel “double crossed” to make up for it

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2023, 02:21:52 PM »
I always liked Foundation’s video titles. I don’t think I ever understood the significance of them but they sounded cool. Tentacles of Destruction. Barbarians at the Gate.

Worst: It’s been said enough times already but yeah TWS videos cringe me out. First Love. In Bloom. Right Foot Forward. Corny, on-the-nose bullshit

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2023, 03:51:31 PM »
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Best: they don’t give a fuck about us! (Tons of runners-up)

Worst : Gareth Stehr's Go-Go Toe Jam (tons of runners up as well)
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This, but the other way around.

I also liked Big Brother’s “Number Two”


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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2023, 05:09:58 PM »
Best- Welcome to Hell
Worst- any primitive video. Like what fucking corporate branding dipshit comes up with those? DEFINE. Define what, fuckers? That’s so stupid.

Might have to question about your opinion on the worst name

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Re: best/worst skate video names
« Reply #59 on: February 11, 2023, 07:16:22 PM »
'Cow' is very nice. And it's such a beautiful illustration of a cow and I love that yellow colour.

that skinny motherfucker with the high voice