Author Topic: why do Slap members say "of" instead of "off" when someone is off a company?  (Read 1801 times)

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Slap posters are medievalists who frequent Renaissance Faires, and they like to use historically accurate locutions, such as "m'lady" and "my liege." So instead of "Gino rides for chocolate," they strongly prefer "Gino of Chocolate," similar to Frodo of the Shire or Boromir of Gondor, etc. Not only is this phraseology period friendly, it's also more linguistically efficient, shaving off an average of one to two words when compared to more prolix modern speech.

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shit is lightwork

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Well-defined ambiguity, I'm already on somebody's list as a casualty

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Her dad is fedding her ice cream

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Get hungry on it girl

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some can, some can’t

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y'all remember how much tracer would boast about roller hockey


hope dude's alright these days, he was the whipping boy for a while when i first got on here

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I’d rather watch Gino push

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I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Get hungry on it girl

Him and SP are rumored to still be bringing the pipe down to Miami even to this day...
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Him and SP are rumored to still be bringing the pipe down to Miami even to this day...

I was on the bloards for years then but forgot what the deal was with SP bringing the pipe down to Miami