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New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« on: March 14, 2023, 03:16:21 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpx-slfPHN8/

Well I hate Nike letís get that straight off the back, but this ad actually sucks. It has no real pros throwing down in them, just a bunch of lame no style skating in it. Even though Iím not into Nike, I was at the least expecting a kinda dope edit ya know? Like what gets me fucked up about this ad is the fact that someone like Theotis Beasley is noooooo where in site, and you know heís typically always in these Nike ads throwing down. Just curious to see what you guys think of the ad.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2023, 04:07:39 PM »
I'm sorry for you that Theotis was no where in site to throw down.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2023, 04:14:35 PM by Watson »

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2023, 04:08:16 PM »
I liked it.
i like the tiny headed bear who says nice stuff to everyone.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2023, 04:12:33 PM »
I have seen 0 fems in Jordans in many years... Nike only get worse.


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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2023, 04:16:39 PM »
I'm sorry for you that Theotis was no where in site to throw down.

Theotis is site unseen

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2023, 04:18:05 PM »
"Seeing women wearing tennis shoes is jarring and upsetting and shocking. Everyone involved should know better and also should be ashamed of themselves. I guess Nike decided they didn't want MY money! Oh but just for the record I never liked Nike anyways."

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2023, 04:19:17 PM »
how dare women exist in my righteous dicksport, right my dude?

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2023, 04:41:35 PM »
Froskate is rad and has just as much a place in skating as a bunch of pros wearing cool shoes.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2023, 04:54:24 PM »
how dare women exist in my righteous dicksport, right my dude?

 I never said anything bad on womens skating, youíre putting words in my mouth for no reason. If youíre gonna show females skating then why not Nicole Hause? Sheís a great female skater whoís on Nike. I donít get why these ads donít show the top dogs in female skating, but they show meh females. I fuck with female skaters who really get down, like for example Nelly Morville, sheís mega swaggy. Thatís not me being misogynistic, thatís me trying to say that they down play the really good female skaters for the meh ones to push some weird kind of agenda. Then again this is slap and this is my first post so itís living up to the famous degenerate reputation it always has lmao.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2023, 05:08:41 PM »
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how dare women exist in my righteous dicksport, right my dude?
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 I never said anything bad on womens skating, youíre putting words in my mouth for no reason. If youíre gonna show females skating then why not Nicole Hause? Sheís a great female skater whoís on Nike. I donít get why these ads donít show the top dogs in female skating, but they show meh females. I fuck with female skaters who really get down, like for example Nelly Morville, sheís mega swaggy. Thatís not me being misogynistic, thatís me trying to say that they down play the really good female skaters for the meh ones to push some weird kind of agenda. Then again this is slap and this is my first post so itís living up to the famous degenerate reputation it always has lmao.

Have you considered that the average person (which nike wants to spend their money) would rather see some girls having fun than any tech tricks that mean nothing to them? Do you think nike cares about actual skateboarders that make up 1% of their customer base?

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2023, 05:13:53 PM »
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how dare women exist in my righteous dicksport, right my dude?
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 I never said anything bad on womens skating, youíre putting words in my mouth for no reason. If youíre gonna show females skating then why not Nicole Hause? Sheís a great female skater whoís on Nike. I donít get why these ads donít show the top dogs in female skating, but they show meh females. I fuck with female skaters who really get down, like for example Nelly Morville, sheís mega swaggy. Thatís not me being misogynistic, thatís me trying to say that they down play the really good female skaters for the meh ones to push some weird kind of agenda. Then again this is slap and this is my first post so itís living up to the famous degenerate reputation it always has lmao.

Sheís in their original post, dipshit

http://www.instagram.com/p/Cpve1M1PAyR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2023, 05:17:11 PM »
It looks like something that would have played on a tv behind the counter of a Journeys in 1999
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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2023, 05:54:42 PM »
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how dare women exist in my righteous dicksport, right my dude?
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 I never said anything bad on womens skating, youíre putting words in my mouth for no reason. If youíre gonna show females skating then why not Nicole Hause? Sheís a great female skater whoís on Nike. I donít get why these ads donít show the top dogs in female skating, but they show meh females. I fuck with female skaters who really get down, like for example Nelly Morville, sheís mega swaggy. Thatís not me being misogynistic, thatís me trying to say that they down play the really good female skaters for the meh ones to push some weird kind of agenda. Then again this is slap and this is my first post so itís living up to the famous degenerate reputation it always has lmao.
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Sheís in their original post, dipshit

http://www.instagram.com/p/Cpve1M1PAyR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Oooh Caleb always throws down sick photo

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2023, 06:08:49 PM »
how dare women exist in my righteous dicksport, right my dude?

Oh my bad too busy guzzling and sliding in cum to agree sooner lol I got your back yeah haha wtf women lol

Air Jordan 4 Skin amirite  8=D

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2023, 06:26:46 PM »

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2023, 07:20:53 PM »
Theotis of Atlantis. 😢

I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2023, 07:28:24 PM »
I think thereís a Johnny wilson edit coming out for it

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2023, 07:31:43 PM »
buy last resorts instead

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2023, 07:35:41 PM »
i'm gonna kook you so hard for this
Youíre a Florida native, arenít you?

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2023, 07:41:45 PM »
Growing up in DC, I would see kids at this skill level or lower skating in their Jordans all the time.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2023, 07:45:38 PM »
Theotis of Atlantis. 😢

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2023, 07:47:30 PM »
Look guys I know we are all posting on Slap, but some of us still need to get a life.
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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2023, 08:02:54 PM »
can we at least get a board feel ruling on these, or is that only for the gear thread

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2023, 08:41:56 PM »
Jordanís are dope, Iíll rock em

https://youtu.be/Abr_LU822rQ


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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2023, 08:55:57 PM »
Look guys I know we are all posting on Slap, but some of us still need to get a life.

But Nike SB Air Jordan 4 Jumpman Pine Green retail $225 USD is my life

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2023, 09:34:48 PM »
can we at least get a board feel ruling on these, or is that only for the gear thread
They took the air thing out of the forefoot so safe bet is a bit better than the regular Jordan 4

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2023, 09:35:17 PM »
Midler has been wearing either these or actual air Jordanís for awhile.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2023, 09:43:44 PM »
Froskate is rad and has just as much a place in skating as a bunch of pros wearing cool shoes.

Froskate also started in Chicago, the city that Jordan played for, so that also makes sense from a branding angle.

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Re: New Nike SB X Air Jordan 4 ad
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2023, 09:59:14 PM »
Friends having fun skating in the streets? No thanks. Iíll wait for the ďmega swaggyĒ skatepark trap edit to drop.