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Inhaling a fart
« on: March 25, 2023, 04:15:41 AM »
I recently finished my studies and started at my new job Wednesday last week.

Monday I come to work. I chit chat a little with the receptionist who had been on extended weekend the week before. I knew her from having a practical period in the company as a part of my time studying, so I wanted to say hi and tell her I got the job she knew I had applied for.

I head on to the basement to shower and change clothes. I bicycle to work, so this is a staple as I'm often drenched and sweaty when I get to work.

In front of the changing room there's a small hall with four doors. Two toilets and two locker rooms M/F. And it stinks in here. Like getting to the bathroom right after your dad on a bad day. I take one step into the hall and simultaneously with noticing the small red dot next to the door handle indicating, that one of the toilets is taken, I start to get the taste of the fart in my mouth. Again, I know that you know the feeling from heading in to a war zone post a dad-visit.

I head on towards the second door from the left to get to the changing room. As I do, I pass right by the toilet in use, and just as I pass through the door to the changing, I breath in. And I can feel it. I can feel the fart in my lungs. I can feel the fart in my lungs the same way as when you inhale a cigarette. and... I grew up on a farm and I'm used to, that things smell the way things smell. That's how it is, but this is something new.

As I get into the changing room to safety, I start to think about the person sitting out there on the shitter, right in the middle of this. With a poopy fart so strong, that it can make it the way to the next room and leaving a mark all the way down in my lungs, I imagine a person sitting in a heat haze like environment, holding on to the walls, struggling barely to stay conscious.

I don't know what more to say about this, except that I've never tried anything like this, and I sure hope that this will be my only time.
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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2023, 04:23:34 AM »

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2023, 07:52:50 AM »
Weíre already getting plenty of rodent feces in our food so inhaling a couple of poop particles is just a drop in the bucket.  Itíll put hair on your chest.

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2023, 10:21:50 AM »
I've driven through a fart while passing by the front of a store after a group of people crossed the street ahead of me. Felt like my personal space was invaded by a stranger.

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2023, 10:30:33 AM »

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2023, 11:58:14 AM »
Are we going to get another Satan Jens story up in this thread?

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2023, 01:52:12 PM »
By the time you smell it itís already in your mouth
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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2023, 03:07:21 PM »
Usually just put my face in the front of my shirt and smell my cologne.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2023, 04:10:18 PM by EdLawndale »
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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2023, 03:09:44 PM »
Are we going to get another Satan Jens story up in this thread?
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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2023, 04:30:22 PM »
I was severely hungover and was dropping bombs on an airplane a few years back.  Everyone around me was sickened.

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2023, 12:40:15 AM »
 Open wide and take a big breath.
 That's the essence of life right there.

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Re: Inhaling a fart
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2023, 03:55:19 AM »
Childís play.  Real men inhale sharts.