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FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« on: March 19, 2023, 05:32:14 PM »
If Austyn Gillette, Jake Anderson and Mason Silva had have started "Funeral" with FA, that shit would be popping off with Mason being SOTY, Jake Anderson probably being the best skater alive and Austyn Gilletes current renaissance. Instead they lost Tyshawn and none of the original Cherry kids skate anymore and they only have Dylan lite to hold down the ship.

Whose head should roll over at FA corp? Dill, Ave or the guy that does Hockey?

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2023, 05:34:41 PM »
You mean the same FA that has Louie Lopez?

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2023, 05:41:51 PM »
All I'm saying is if Dill was Rocco, Gillete/Anderson/Silva would be on.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2023, 05:46:25 PM »
Well Mason got kicked off Former so....

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2023, 05:53:17 PM »
To be honest I feel like they don't even need a team to sell product
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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2023, 05:54:20 PM »
Didn’t k ow Gillette was having a renaissance. Thought he was kinda irrelevant, no?
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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2023, 05:58:59 PM »
All I'm saying is if Dill was Rocco, Gillete/Anderson/Silva would be on.
I believe the team was supposed to be those 3 plus Louie Lopez. Although, they put Louie on FA anyway.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2023, 05:59:52 PM »
Didn’t k ow Gillette was having a renaissance. Thought he was kinda irrelevant, no?

He will be once versace kid nollie tres the spot from his thrasher cover

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2023, 06:07:01 PM »
Well Mason got kicked off Former so....

"you cant fire me if I quit!" - Mason ....

Seriously Former sucks. its so pretentious and contrived. The descriptions of each range sounds like some regurgitated Chat GPT question, it appeals maybe to surfers behind the current wave (no pun intended) and wanky art students and 5 years behind the times graphic designers who like triangles.

it looks like the kind of apparel you'd find some bloke in 90's style board shorts with his keys and giant wallet jangling in his side pocket while he does a frontside slashers in flip flops pushing mongo at the local skatepark because there is no swell today.

not sure who the fuck wants to get behind that....

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2023, 06:25:58 PM »
Kind of an outdated rant dontcha think?

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2023, 06:44:21 PM »
Kind of an outdated rant dontcha think?

always time for a good rant!

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2023, 06:51:02 PM »
To be honest I feel like they don't even need a team to sell product

I agree

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2023, 07:05:53 PM »
Didn’t Carroll say no to a Dylan/AO company?

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2023, 07:13:41 PM »
Majority of the kids I see have FA/Hockey boards, yeah they’re doing terrible

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2023, 07:15:37 PM »
Who cares they’re the most pretentious company with the worst filmer of all time

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2023, 07:22:43 PM »
No one would have bought that dumb shit
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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2023, 07:25:09 PM »
Who cares they’re the most pretentious company with the worst filmer of all time

I really do get the Benny Magliano hate but at least he’s doing something new and fresh. Plus FA is just this generations World Industries

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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2023, 07:33:30 PM »

Seriously Former sucks. its so pretentious and contrived. The descriptions of each range sounds like some regurgitated Chat GPT question, it appeals maybe to surfers behind the current wave (no pun intended) and wanky art students and 5 years behind the times graphic designers who like triangles.

it looks like the kind of apparel you'd find some bloke in 90's style board shorts with his keys and giant wallet jangling in his side pocket while he does a frontside slashers in flip flops pushing mongo at the local skatepark because there is no swell today.

not sure who the fuck wants to get behind that....

haha fuck. too true
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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2023, 08:02:52 PM »
Didn’t Carroll say no to a Dylan/AO company?
yeah he said they couldn’t do it because they had just got done doing pretty sweet and didn’t have the budget

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2023, 08:05:11 PM »
Didn’t Carroll say no to a Dylan/AO company?
Not the worst call in hindsight. Crail took a big dip, AO didn’t do so hot owning a company and Dylan…well, you know.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2023, 08:14:08 PM »
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Didn’t Carroll say no to a Dylan/AO company?
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Not the worst call in hindsight. Crail took a big dip, AO didn’t do so hot owning a company and Dylan…well, you know.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2023, 08:16:22 PM »
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Didn’t k ow Gillette was having a renaissance. Thought he was kinda irrelevant, no?
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He will be once versace kid nollie tres the spot from his thrasher cover

@versacekid420 you know the pressures on right? @Francis Xavier is in LA I think and is a master lensperson, if not an outright masterful director.


Anywho, on the Austyn thing, I had to dig up me playing Nostradamus from 2019. I stand by it still.

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Austyn has no board sponsor, which is downright shameful... Soon no shoe sponsor as well. 
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Id love to know why he left WKND.  None of those involved seem the type to air out their dirty laundry publicly (if there even is any), so I guess all one can do is speculate.  It seemed like a great fit, at least from the outside looking in.

I think it’d be kind of sick if he got on Heroin.
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Austyn isn’t marketable,
change my mind.
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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2023, 08:45:03 PM »
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Seriously Former sucks. its so pretentious and contrived. The descriptions of each range sounds like some regurgitated Chat GPT question, it appeals maybe to surfers behind the current wave (no pun intended) and wanky art students and 5 years behind the times graphic designers who like triangles.

it looks like the kind of apparel you'd find some bloke in 90's style board shorts with his keys and giant wallet jangling in his side pocket while he does a frontside slashers in flip flops pushing mongo at the local skatepark because there is no swell today.

not sure who the fuck wants to get behind that....
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haha fuck. too true

Wait, since when are triangles not cool!?

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2023, 08:48:10 PM »
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All I'm saying is if Dill was Rocco, Gillete/Anderson/Silva would be on.
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I believe the team was supposed to be those 3 plus Louie Lopez. Although, they put Louie on FA anyway.
and curren cables

who knows, in an alternate universe this brand actually happened and Elijah and austyn are bffs


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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2023, 09:00:46 PM »
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Who cares they’re the most pretentious company with the worst filmer of all time
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I really do get the Benny Magliano hate but at least he’s doing something new and fresh. Plus FA is just this generations World Industries


I think he's referring to Strobeck who has never been their main filmer let alone feature in the top 5 for filmed clips for FA/Hockey.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2023, 09:05:50 PM »
Well Mason got kicked off Former so....

How’d I miss this, was it in an interview? Always thought he was on HUF.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2023, 09:07:01 PM »
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Who cares they’re the most pretentious company with the worst filmer of all time
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I really do get the Benny Magliano hate but at least he’s doing something new and fresh. Plus FA is just this generations World Industries
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I think he's referring to Strobeck who has never been their main filmer let alone feature in the top 5 for filmed clips for FA/Hockey.

I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt because even though there are definite stylistic differences between Strobeck and Magliano, there’s just as many similarities. That being said, I had and still have a feeling he was talking about Strobeck but it’s pretty damn close to a case of tomato/tomato barring editing choices and minute camera angle differences. 

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2023, 09:52:27 PM »
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Well Mason got kicked off Former so....
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"you cant fire me if I quit!" - Mason ....

Seriously Former sucks. its so pretentious and contrived. The descriptions of each range sounds like some regurgitated Chat GPT question, it appeals maybe to surfers behind the current wave (no pun intended) and wanky art students and 5 years behind the times graphic designers who like triangles.

it looks like the kind of apparel you'd find some bloke in 90's style board shorts with his keys and giant wallet jangling in his side pocket while he does a frontside slashers in flip flops pushing mongo at the local skatepark because there is no swell today.

not sure who the fuck wants to get behind that....

…What apparel brand is cool? I feel slap shits on clothing brands more than any other category lol. I mean I wear blank comfort colors or band tees, just interested in what is sick right now.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2023, 10:32:34 PM »
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Didn’t k ow Gillette was having a renaissance. Thought he was kinda irrelevant, no?
[close]

He will be once versace kid nollie tres the spot from his thrasher cover
[close]

@versacekid420 you know the pressures on right? @Francis Xavier is in LA I think and is a master lensperson, if not an outright masterful director.


Anywho, on the Austyn thing, I had to dig up me playing Nostradamus from 2019. I stand by it still.

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Austyn has no board sponsor, which is downright shameful... Soon no shoe sponsor as well. 
[close]

Id love to know why he left WKND.  None of those involved seem the type to air out their dirty laundry publicly (if there even is any), so I guess all one can do is speculate.  It seemed like a great fit, at least from the outside looking in.

I think it’d be kind of sick if he got on Heroin.
[close]


Austyn isn’t marketable,
change my mind.
[close]
is the pressure on or are the people putting up money getting cold feet because I’m not backing down? I can’t tell, but whenever it’s ready so am i.

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Re: FUCKING AWESOME FUCKED UP
« Reply #29 on: March 19, 2023, 10:44:02 PM »
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Well Mason got kicked off Former so....
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How’d I miss this, was it in an interview? Always thought he was on HUF.
Formerly Former, formally kicked of.