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Quote from: lurkluke on March 23, 2023, 04:15:16 PMExpand QuoteQuote from: Lucky_Basek on March 23, 2023, 02:37:18 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: C Dash Money on March 21, 2023, 01:25:08 PMExpand QuoteAustralians are just generally boring people. The only thing good they do are reality shows, like Master Chef and Lego Masters Australia - think about it, how many great painters, poets, philosophers, novelists or what have you are Australian? Not many.[close]Err, so Jake Hayes' lack of appeal as a skateboarder somehow proves an entire multi-ethnic nation of 30 million people with 54.3% tertiary educated (higher than the US as % of population, and Switzerland and France and Denmark if you are counting...according to OECD and higher than the OECD average of 47%) lacks artistic and intellectual achievement. A frequent reader of Discourse and Society are you? Thesis Eleven? Philosophical Review? Been scouring the author bylines for affiliation and nationality? And thought, wow, not many Australians here! How boring! Like Jake Hayes!Typical!Been hitting up the bienale? The local contemporary art gallery and checking off nationalities of artists as you go? Not many Australians here, Hayes! Keeping an eye on the music press and cross referencing the nationality against genre against notoriety are you? Hang on, there are barely any Australians at this northern Ohio folk fest. Hayes!Australia is in the southern hemisphere. Asia is the neighborhood. Not every one wants the approval of the northern hemisphere. Not everything travels that far. Most things don't have to. You might not also look very hard. But then again Jake Hayes did travel...and his Dickies part was boring, prejudice justified.[close]tbf the year I went to the Biennale the Australian entry was one of the weaker by a long way. Didn't reflect well on the quality of contemporary art in Australia. Maybe he was there too and saw what we saw?The German drug/jack off performance piece was the most compelling that year.[close]I'll notify the society of australian artists to incorporate more ice-fueled masturbation in their entry next year
Quote from: Lucky_Basek on March 23, 2023, 02:37:18 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: C Dash Money on March 21, 2023, 01:25:08 PMExpand QuoteAustralians are just generally boring people. The only thing good they do are reality shows, like Master Chef and Lego Masters Australia - think about it, how many great painters, poets, philosophers, novelists or what have you are Australian? Not many.[close]Err, so Jake Hayes' lack of appeal as a skateboarder somehow proves an entire multi-ethnic nation of 30 million people with 54.3% tertiary educated (higher than the US as % of population, and Switzerland and France and Denmark if you are counting...according to OECD and higher than the OECD average of 47%) lacks artistic and intellectual achievement. A frequent reader of Discourse and Society are you? Thesis Eleven? Philosophical Review? Been scouring the author bylines for affiliation and nationality? And thought, wow, not many Australians here! How boring! Like Jake Hayes!Typical!Been hitting up the bienale? The local contemporary art gallery and checking off nationalities of artists as you go? Not many Australians here, Hayes! Keeping an eye on the music press and cross referencing the nationality against genre against notoriety are you? Hang on, there are barely any Australians at this northern Ohio folk fest. Hayes!Australia is in the southern hemisphere. Asia is the neighborhood. Not every one wants the approval of the northern hemisphere. Not everything travels that far. Most things don't have to. You might not also look very hard. But then again Jake Hayes did travel...and his Dickies part was boring, prejudice justified.[close]tbf the year I went to the Biennale the Australian entry was one of the weaker by a long way. Didn't reflect well on the quality of contemporary art in Australia. Maybe he was there too and saw what we saw?The German drug/jack off performance piece was the most compelling that year.[close]
Quote from: C Dash Money on March 21, 2023, 01:25:08 PMExpand QuoteAustralians are just generally boring people. The only thing good they do are reality shows, like Master Chef and Lego Masters Australia - think about it, how many great painters, poets, philosophers, novelists or what have you are Australian? Not many.[close]Err, so Jake Hayes' lack of appeal as a skateboarder somehow proves an entire multi-ethnic nation of 30 million people with 54.3% tertiary educated (higher than the US as % of population, and Switzerland and France and Denmark if you are counting...according to OECD and higher than the OECD average of 47%) lacks artistic and intellectual achievement. A frequent reader of Discourse and Society are you? Thesis Eleven? Philosophical Review? Been scouring the author bylines for affiliation and nationality? And thought, wow, not many Australians here! How boring! Like Jake Hayes!Typical!Been hitting up the bienale? The local contemporary art gallery and checking off nationalities of artists as you go? Not many Australians here, Hayes! Keeping an eye on the music press and cross referencing the nationality against genre against notoriety are you? Hang on, there are barely any Australians at this northern Ohio folk fest. Hayes!Australia is in the southern hemisphere. Asia is the neighborhood. Not every one wants the approval of the northern hemisphere. Not everything travels that far. Most things don't have to. You might not also look very hard. But then again Jake Hayes did travel...and his Dickies part was boring, prejudice justified.[close]
Australians are just generally boring people. The only thing good they do are reality shows, like Master Chef and Lego Masters Australia - think about it, how many great painters, poets, philosophers, novelists or what have you are Australian? Not many.[close]
Quote from: EXTRA SPICY on March 20, 2023, 10:30:10 PMExpand Quote@Sanka Coffie and @MochaBDK y’alls realize that he’s Australian correct?[close]Irregardless, dollar slice? 90’s hip hop, shitty lo-fi filter b roll of tourist landmarks, skating the most blown out unimaginative spots in the city. The skating is ‘great’ but it’d be like if I went to Australia and pee’d on the opera house I’d be just another guy peeing on the opera house
@Sanka Coffie and @MochaBDK y’alls realize that he’s Australian correct?[close]
During sex to prevent myself from ejaculating I think about Osama Bin Laden running my dick through a sewing machine.
Quote from: MochaBDK on March 21, 2023, 04:52:17 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: EXTRA SPICY on March 20, 2023, 10:30:10 PMExpand Quote@Sanka Coffie and @MochaBDK y’alls realize that he’s Australian correct?[close]Irregardless, dollar slice? 90’s hip hop, shitty lo-fi filter b roll of tourist landmarks, skating the most blown out unimaginative spots in the city. The skating is ‘great’ but it’d be like if I went to Australia and pee’d on the opera house I’d be just another guy peeing on the opera house[close]Is that a popular pastime in Australia?
Quote from: EXTRA SPICY on March 20, 2023, 10:30:10 PMExpand Quote@Sanka Coffie and @MochaBDK y’alls realize that he’s Australian correct?[close]Irregardless, dollar slice? 90’s hip hop, shitty lo-fi filter b roll of tourist landmarks, skating the most blown out unimaginative spots in the city. The skating is ‘great’ but it’d be like if I went to Australia and pee’d on the opera house I’d be just another guy peeing on the opera house[close]
Quote from: fineslime on March 21, 2023, 09:33:45 AMExpand QuoteQuote from: Sanka Coffie on March 20, 2023, 02:02:58 PMExpand QuoteSomeone has gotta stop greenlighting these "cali does nyc" edits[close]Good thing he's Australian.[close]but where does he currently live?
Quote from: Sanka Coffie on March 20, 2023, 02:02:58 PMExpand QuoteSomeone has gotta stop greenlighting these "cali does nyc" edits[close]Good thing he's Australian.[close]
Someone has gotta stop greenlighting these "cali does nyc" edits[close]
dollar slices are a thing of the pastshoulda called it dollar fifty/two dollar slice
Topic: Jake Hayes "Dollar Slice" Dickie's Part (Read 4720 times)