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turbo 2.0

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Writing thread
« on: March 30, 2023, 10:32:53 PM »
Is there already a writing thread? If so, Neg me into oblivion and nuke this, but I searched and didn’t see one so if there’s not, here’s a thread for any writers on Slap to post their shit

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Re: Writing thread
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2023, 11:00:07 AM »
I wrote a poem entitled Ode on a Greased Cub. I can share a stanza if you like?

It begins, I think that I shall never see a curb waxed as perfect as thee. Your edge, so perfectly round. Whenever I see you I want to throw down.

I think a SLAP creative writing workshop is in order. It can meet after @SneakySecrets book club.

I would eventually like to see a SLAP U. Shit would be tight…

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Re: Writing thread
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2023, 04:34:52 PM »
Assignment 1: Compare and contrast present-day America to the late Roman Republic.  800 wrd min.  Due 4/7.
When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Writing thread
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2023, 05:38:55 PM »
“Hot Date”, a haiku.

Ahem.

Tooth pick, hair slicked back
Inner glimpse, a moist remark
Getting laid tonight?

When nothing in society deserves respect, we should fashion for ourselves in solitude new silent loyalties.

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Re: Writing thread
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2023, 05:59:32 PM »
“Hot Date”, a haiku.

Ahem.

Tooth pick, hair slicked back
Inner glimpse, a moist remark
Getting laid tonight?

Can I get an extension on my paper? The only thing I have so far is Joaquin Phoenix is a dick in both eras.



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Re: Writing thread
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2023, 07:21:16 PM »
I wrote a poem entitled Ode on a Greased Cub. I can share a stanza if you like?

It begins, I think that I shall never see a curb waxed as perfect as thee. Your edge, so perfectly round. Whenever I see you I want to throw down.

I think a SLAP creative writing workshop is in order. It can meet after @SneakySecrets book club.

I would eventually like to see a SLAP U. Shit would be tight…


I was expecting Ode to a Greased Cub to go in a Mineshaft/Bryan Singer route until I realized you meant to write Curb