There is little chance of this, but fucking hell, I'd be happy if Bam learned to read and started doing good for anyone but himself.
I've said it before, but I can't believe that he has all the money in the world and this is how he decides to waste it. He could do nearly anything but he decides to get face tattoos, throw dildos at his wife, and become one with the mud. All that money completely wasted on such an ungrateful human.
If Bam ever puts another part out, I feel this might be the best song for him. Even though it is insulting to all the juggalos out there. At least juggalos don't live in the mud.