Things that secretly make you think less of a person

[Sizzle]

Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it

[sle_epy]

Skating for fun probably 😎

Wearing look at me outfits; applies to any gender.

[modern life is war]

Claiming to 'enjoy' vodka

Not being able to ride a motorcycle, even a little bit

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

People who are sitting in front of a computer or on their smartphone and ask you a “google” question. You know, the ones where your like “why the fuck would I know that, google that shit”

Guys in the gay community that identify as GWM (Gay White Male). You dont need to identify as that, its pretty fucking obvious.

Theres a lot more but thats a start at least

[pugmaster]

There is this guy who is me, yeah that guy really sucks. EVERYTHING he does just drives me up a wall and I have to deal with that jackass all day long on a daily basis.

If you're reading this, me, I just want to tell you "up your nose with a rubber hose." Friggin' jerk.

Sincerely,
You (me)

[modern life is war]

Not being able to drive a manual

[Candied cigarettes]

I had a coworker once say “I don’t play sports, those are dangerous”

I sure as shit judged her for that

[TheLurper]

Not really a secret, but:

anyone who doesn't know how to share the skatepark. Take turns, don't snake assholes, and support everyone whether they're good or not.

"I don't read books"

"I go on every now and again, but I don't really pay attention to SLAP." Suuuuuure, you don't. 

[G raham]

'I thought hitler was a cool guy and whenever I do a shit I end up eating it' always rubs me the wrong way

[JANUS]

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

[Rerun]

Skating for fun probably 😎

Wearing look at me outfits; applies to any gender.

You're a lifesaver, I was just gonna hit 'buy it now' on these bad boys.

[igrindtwinkies]

Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

This annoys me too.  There's nothing toxic about Taco Bell, you just don't eat fiber and your body freaks out when it finally gets some.

[Lenny the Fatface]

When grown men call themselves mama’s boys

People who still think Kobe was better than LeBron (RIP tho, that shit was random and sad af)

People who think the Japanese version of everything is automatically better.

[GardenSkater77]

People who say ‘last try‘ but then continue trying after missing.

People who say ‘one more try’ after ‘last try’ and still miss the trick, but keep trying.

[Chavo]

A seemingly normal co-worker described this Wayfair pedophile ring. I thought he was joking so I went along with it and asked how returns worked, or how to prepare them for shipping. He wasn't joking.

[Not A Damn Chance]

Cariumas

[newguy]

People who think the Japanese version of everything is automatically better.

its hilarious how common this is lol

Anyway I’m easy going so there are only three things I strongly dislike: people who force laugh at nearly everything, all the time, they laugh as if its a punctuation to what they’re saying. Makes me want to slowly pull out my eyeballs with bbq pincers.

People who speak from their nose, who have a lisp, the nasal lispy north american voice, idk if you guys can visualise what I mean.

And finally people who can’t shut up for more than a minute, small talk sucks and I don’t like it, I get to the point and then I stop, period. the worst is when they constantly try get you to participate and you feel forced to join so you dont look like a jerk. painful.

[Mean salto]

Katana people.

"I'm smart because I watched a foreign movie/show with subtitles". I've been watching foreign shit since the 80s and both me and the movies are dumb as shit and congrats on reading along to a cartoon made for 12 year olds.

People that go to restaurants at all, fucking learn to cook

"I would smash their teeth in"

Fast and furious movies

Needing 4kgs of snacks to watch a movie

Spicy food= personality
Clothes= personality

Must have gallon of water to do one minute of light exercise/ hydration= personality

[j....soy.....]

when people screencap and it shows the battery is less than 20%......

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

When people wear wristwatches that are too big for their actual wrist size
People who don’t own passports
Feminists who eat dairy
Smokers who don’t realize they stink like shit and should be standing 100m away from others when smoking
People who smoke and drive with their cigarette out the window
People who litter

[cucktard]

Spicy food= personality
Clothes= personality

Must have gallon of water to do one minute of light exercise/ hydration= personality

Weed/booze= personality

Actually, connecting your identity to any kind of consumption rather than participatory/creative practice is shallow. And even then, connecting your identity to almost anything is weird the more I think about it.
We probably shouldn’t limit our selves by such narrow parameters.

[matt_2993]

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Spicy food= personality
Clothes= personality

Must have gallon of water to do one minute of light exercise/ hydration= personality

[close]

Weed/booze= personality

Actually, connecting your identity to any kind of consumption rather than participatory/creative practice is shallow. And even then, connecting your identity to almost anything is weird the more I think about it.
We probably shouldn’t limit our selves by such narrow parameters.

What the fuck really defines one's identity after all. Let's turn this philosophical. We're already trimming the fat

[Mark Renton]

People that can’t drive manual
People that eat pineapple on pizza
People that don’t shower
People that fetishize skateboarders
People that don’t say things to your face
People that film themselves at the gym
People that speak about things they don’t know
People that own a TikTok account

There’s a lot more since I quit drinking a while ago.

[KGB]

Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it

Anybody that bitches about other peoples allergy’s, Taco Bell diet and elevator fear needs to grow up.

[roll_dog]

Mane you guys are judgemental af

[Atiba Applebum]

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Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it

[close]

Anybody that bitches about other peoples allergy’s, Taco Bell diet and elevator fear needs to grow up.

A theory I’ve heard on TB making people poop is that it might be the only fiber they’re getting in their diet

[newguy]

Mane you guys are judgemental af

whereas you're a saint, give me a break 

[newguy]

Oh yeah another one, people who tell you with that supremely annoying tone to "let people enjoy things", pure hate

[Frank and Fred]

Energy drink ball caps or stickers on helmets. Some incredible skateboarders who come down a peg when I see that shit. Even Jimmy Wilkins... I can't get over it... its more my problem obviously....

[Glue Reed]

People who back into parking spaces.

People who hold their phone an inch from their face and have it on speaker (especially in an indoor spot).

Guys who wear IPA t-shirts