bait threads like this
pushing mongo when your age is double digits
riding a powell
seeing someone arbitrarily pick wheels, deck, trucks, etc without a care for measurements/size
randos coming up to me dapping me up like they knew me forever (do NOT touch me) they also typically want something
"i dont like ketchup"
drinking just milk
reposting your IG post/story that you JUST posted in hopes to get more likeys
gratuitous selfies
having yourself as your background on your phone
"she/he/they are crazy thats why we broke up"
grown, tall-ass cis men in shortsveralls. just stop, you look like Pinocchio
ugh wish me luck on this date, this was cathartic