When someone;
- Does not like children (by which i don't mean people who don't want to have children themselves, or people who on occassion find whining, nagging or unreasonable behaviour by kids annoying, but people that genuinely find nothing cute, funny or heartwarming at all about toddlers and preschoolers)
- Likes cats, specifically because of their 'disinterested', 'independent' vibe and air of superiority
- Thinks Midsommar (2019) is a good film
- Thinks Cristiano Ronaldo is/was better than Messi, or is/was his equal
- Uses 'should of'/'could of'/'would of', instead of 'should have'/'could have'/'would have'
- Uses 'I could care less' to convey the message that they don't care at all
- Thinks that 'name one country where socialism has been tried and it actually worked?' is a clever point
- Likes Jordan Peterson, and is over 15 years old
- Has been to Amsterdam, and thinks I want to hear about it
- Is American, in another country, talking in a volume above the universal standard of 'gentle, private conversation'
- Is German, and is over 50 years old
- Supports Rangers
- Supports Ajax, and is not from Amsterdam
- Likes Death Cab For Cutie