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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2023, 06:07:51 AM »
People who say ‘last try‘ but then continue trying after missing.

People who say ‘one more try’ after ‘last try’ and still miss the trick, but keep trying.

That was a lot of words when you could have just said "skaters".

People over the age of 21 who "don't care about politics"

Anyone described as "kind of a dick at first but great once you get to know them". Nah, I'll pass

Anyone who grabs frozen/refrigerated food at the store, decides they don't want it, and leave it on a shelf in the fucking bread aisle.

Non-handicap people parking in handicap parking spaces.

Tailgaters.



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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2023, 09:46:34 AM »
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People who say ‘last try‘ but then continue trying after missing.

People who say ‘one more try’ after ‘last try’ and still miss the trick, but keep trying.
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That was a lot of words when you could have just said "skaters".

People over the age of 21 who "don't care about politics"

Anyone described as "kind of a dick at first but great once you get to know them". Nah, I'll pass

Anyone who grabs frozen/refrigerated food at the store, decides they don't want it, and leave it on a shelf in the fucking bread aisle.

Non-handicap people parking in handicap parking spaces.

Tailgaters.

This is a good one. Can’t tell you how many people I know over 30 that are like this. It’s always either because they are too stupid to understand what’s going on or they are just trying to be cool.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2023, 10:58:04 AM »
People that:
Say they are going to do something, then do not do it.
Brag. Subtle or straight up bragging.
Speed through parking lots or neighborhoods
Litter
Front on social media. If I know a couple can’t stand each other, I don’t want to see lovey shit on social media
Dont say “thank you” when you hold a door for em or let them out in traffic
Let their kids be assholes

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2023, 11:51:05 AM »
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Anyone who follows religious practices
Anyone who likes pop punk   
longboards
doesn’t read
Anyone that is loud
Anyone that that tells me “ I used to skate”
Pressure flips
If you have tik tok or ever ridden an e scooter
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guilty of pressure flips and pop punk ;) define pop punk though, are we talking good Charlotte or decendents?
pop punk is a pretty deep genre and even stuff like FYP , leather face and grimple can be under that umbrella
basically anything that Ian mackaye started or formed from original dc emo, straight edge, math rock, Midwest, to mod sun, blink182, lil uzi vert I’m  starting to hate plain hxc again. I hate the actual music, I’ve tried so many times. I’m not tryna sound like a tough guy or whatever but it almost disgusts me that licks, riffs, and vocals so weak came from the same scene as S.O.A, Government Issue, and Bad Brains.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2023, 03:41:28 PM »
When someone;

- Does not like children (by which i don't mean people who don't want to have children themselves, or people who on occassion find whining, nagging or unreasonable behaviour by kids annoying, but people that genuinely find nothing cute, funny or heartwarming at all about toddlers and preschoolers)
- Likes cats, specifically because of their 'disinterested', 'independent' vibe and air of superiority
- Thinks Cristiano Ronaldo is/was better than Messi, or is/was his equal
- Uses 'should of'/'could of'/'would of', instead of 'should have'/'could have'/'would have'
- Uses 'I could care less' to convey the message that they don't care at all
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2023, 05:33:59 PM »
Those stupid wings chest tattoos that everyone has.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2023, 09:15:34 PM »
When people say “outside of work, he’s a good bloke” meaning that he gets to just be an asshole all day while working and gets a pass for that.

Agree 100% with adults eating like little kids. Grow the fuck up and eat vegetables or have a little spice to your meal you clown.

People that are disrespectful to the elderly.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #67 on: May 22, 2023, 09:44:19 PM »
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Anyone who follows religious practices
Anyone who likes pop punk   
longboards
doesn’t read
Anyone that is loud
Anyone that that tells me “ I used to skate”
Pressure flips
If you have tik tok or ever ridden an e scooter
[close]
guilty of pressure flips and pop punk ;) define pop punk though, are we talking good Charlotte or decendents?
pop punk is a pretty deep genre and even stuff like FYP , leather face and grimple can be under that umbrella
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basically anything that Ian mackaye started or formed from original dc emo, straight edge, math rock, Midwest, to mod sun, blink182, lil uzi vert I’m  starting to hate plain hxc again. I hate the actual music, I’ve tried so many times. I’m not tryna sound like a tough guy or whatever but it almost disgusts me that licks, riffs, and vocals so weak came from the same scene as S.O.A, Government Issue, and Bad Brains.
okay ... at least we'll always have grindcore/ powerviolence right?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #68 on: May 22, 2023, 09:54:59 PM »
If I'm at someone's house and they offer me a coke but give me a coke Zero (or Pepsi Max etc) like just get proper coke you baby.

Or weirdly the opposite if they only have regular ketchup. Obvs everyone should have reg ketchup in the cupboard but you can get spicy ketchup, bbq, spicy bbq etc all for the same price literally right next to the ketchup in the shops.


All my things have been trivial shit I don't actually care much about but a huge one for me is "I didn't give my kids swimming lessons, I just pushed them into the pool, they'll figure it out". Seriously fuck these people. Teaching kids to swim already takes next to no effort at all and can be done without traumatizing a child. It won't make your kid tough it just lets them know their dad is scared to take their shirt off in public.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #69 on: May 22, 2023, 11:15:28 PM »
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People who say ‘last try‘ but then continue trying after missing.

People who say ‘one more try’ after ‘last try’ and still miss the trick, but keep trying.
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That was a lot of words when you could have just said "skaters".

People over the age of 21 who "don't care about politics"

Anyone described as "kind of a dick at first but great once you get to know them". Nah, I'll pass

Anyone who grabs frozen/refrigerated food at the store, decides they don't want it, and leave it on a shelf in the fucking bread aisle.

Non-handicap people parking in handicap parking spaces.

Tailgaters.
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This is a good one. Can’t tell you how many people I know over 30 that are like this. It’s always either because they are too stupid to understand what’s going on or they are just trying to be cool.

I never understood why pretending to not care about anything was seen as cool and edgy

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2023, 02:05:53 AM »
I think I want to add in: people who don't listen to albums as a whole -- yes, you may skip tracks on a album, but an album is an concept that should be enjoyed as such

My belief in this and also liking the organization an album provides has always kept me from understanding playlist culture.   

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2023, 03:35:07 AM »
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I think I want to add in: people who don't listen to albums as a whole -- yes, you may skip tracks on a album, but an album is an concept that should be enjoyed as such
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My belief in this and also liking the organization an album provides has always kept me from understanding playlist culture.   
yes! Glad I’m not alone. While I don’t mind a mixtape here and there, listening to an album on random for example also absolutely does my head in!

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2023, 03:39:07 AM »
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I think I want to add in: people who don't listen to albums as a whole -- yes, you may skip tracks on a album, but an album is an concept that should be enjoyed as such
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My belief in this and also liking the organization an album provides has always kept me from understanding playlist culture.   
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yes! Glad I’m not alone. While I don’t mind a mixtape here and there, listening to an album on random for example also absolutely does my head in!

I will say the closest to mixtapes was making skateboard soundtrack burned CDs 20 years ago.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2023, 05:00:42 AM »
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Anyone who follows religious practices
Anyone who likes pop punk   
longboards
doesn’t read
Anyone that is loud
Anyone that that tells me “ I used to skate”
Pressure flips
If you have tik tok or ever ridden an e scooter
[close]
guilty of pressure flips and pop punk ;) define pop punk though, are we talking good Charlotte or decendents?
pop punk is a pretty deep genre and even stuff like FYP , leather face and grimple can be under that umbrella
[close]
basically anything that Ian mackaye started or formed from original dc emo, straight edge, math rock, Midwest, to mod sun, blink182, lil uzi vert I’m  starting to hate plain hxc again. I hate the actual music, I’ve tried so many times. I’m not tryna sound like a tough guy or whatever but it almost disgusts me that licks, riffs, and vocals so weak came from the same scene as S.O.A, Government Issue, and Bad Brains.
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okay ... at least we'll always have grindcore/ powerviolence right?
right!

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2023, 05:26:18 AM »
If anyone tries to make an argument that The Beatles weren't good, I immediately think they're an idiot.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #75 on: May 23, 2023, 05:56:11 AM »
When someone;

- Does not like children (by which i don't mean people who don't want to have children themselves, or people who on occassion find whining, nagging or unreasonable behaviour by kids annoying, but people that genuinely find nothing cute, funny or heartwarming at all about toddlers and preschoolers)
- Likes cats, specifically because of their 'disinterested', 'independent' vibe and air of superiority
- Thinks Midsommar (2019) is a good film
- Thinks Cristiano Ronaldo is/was better than Messi, or is/was his equal
- Uses 'should of'/'could of'/'would of', instead of 'should have'/'could have'/'would have'
- Uses 'I could care less' to convey the message that they don't care at all
- Thinks that 'name one country where socialism has been tried and it actually worked?' is a clever point
- Likes Jordan Peterson, and is over 15 years old
- Has been to Amsterdam, and thinks I want to hear about it
- Is American, in another country, talking in a volume above the universal standard of 'gentle, private conversation'
- Is German, and is over 50 years old
- Supports Rangers
- Supports Ajax, and is not from Amsterdam
- Likes Death Cab For Cutie

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #76 on: May 23, 2023, 06:28:03 AM »
People that use the phrase "a.m in the morning". I don't remember hearing anyone say that ever until about 10 years ago, then people started saying it all the time.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #77 on: May 23, 2023, 08:06:32 AM »
People who "Don't know how to cook" so they eat like shit and complain about it

Grow the fuck up and start prepping your meals and see how much money you save and better you feel.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #78 on: May 23, 2023, 08:18:48 AM »
If anyone tries to make an argument that The Beatles weren't good, I immediately think they're an idiot.

What if someone thinks the Beatles were just okay?
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #79 on: May 23, 2023, 08:54:11 AM »
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I think I want to add in: people who don't listen to albums as a whole -- yes, you may skip tracks on a album, but an album is an concept that should be enjoyed as such
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My belief in this and also liking the organization an album provides has always kept me from understanding playlist culture.   
[close]
yes! Glad I’m not alone. While I don’t mind a mixtape here and there, listening to an album on random for example also absolutely does my head in!
[close]

I will say the closest to mixtapes was making skateboard soundtrack burned CDs 20 years ago.

I call these people 'stream punk' as they listen to the first 5 most played songs from a band, at best, then proceed to wear the freshest merch from said band as an aesthetic.

These people generally suck.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #80 on: May 23, 2023, 09:28:03 AM »
I’ve been seeing people on Instagram complain about people saying quarter to six / quarter past five etc if you have to even consciously think about what time it is when I say that you’re a fuckin mental midget

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #81 on: May 23, 2023, 09:39:58 AM »
Most of mine have been listed but people that go to the bar (especially when it's busy) and order one drink each when in a group. Like just buy a round. Even worse is when they wait in a que and when it's their turn don't know what the wanna drink.
Don't even get me started when it's a girl and she has to tell her bf what she wants and get him to order instead of just fucking talking to the barman in front of you....
Also cunts who don't carry even €10 in cash. Then act like the world is gonna end because it's €8 min for a card and they ordered a €1 coffee.
Also cunts who stand in front of the telly when it's bleedin obvious that people are trying to watch it.
Also people who vape.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #82 on: May 23, 2023, 09:49:27 AM »
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I think I want to add in: people who don't listen to albums as a whole -- yes, you may skip tracks on a album, but an album is an concept that should be enjoyed as such
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My belief in this and also liking the organization an album provides has always kept me from understanding playlist culture.   
[close]
yes! Glad I’m not alone. While I don’t mind a mixtape here and there, listening to an album on random for example also absolutely does my head in!
[close]

I will say the closest to mixtapes was making skateboard soundtrack burned CDs 20 years ago.
[close]

I call these people 'stream punk' as they listen to the first 5 most played songs from a band, at best, then proceed to wear the freshest merch from said band as an aesthetic.

These people generally suck.

I hate it when a song from an album I'm strongly acquainted with plays on a random playlist.
Like, I was at a party last weekend and the song Soundsystem by Operation Ivy comes on, when it ends I've already got my armed raised to air guitar along with the intro to Jaded...but then a City Morgue song comes on.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #83 on: May 23, 2023, 01:57:02 PM »
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I think I want to add in: people who don't listen to albums as a whole -- yes, you may skip tracks on a album, but an album is an concept that should be enjoyed as such
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My belief in this and also liking the organization an album provides has always kept me from understanding playlist culture.   
[close]
yes! Glad I’m not alone. While I don’t mind a mixtape here and there, listening to an album on random for example also absolutely does my head in!
[close]

I will say the closest to mixtapes was making skateboard soundtrack burned CDs 20 years ago.
[close]

I call these people 'stream punk' as they listen to the first 5 most played songs from a band, at best, then proceed to wear the freshest merch from said band as an aesthetic.

These people generally suck.
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I hate it when a song from an album I'm strongly acquainted with plays on a random playlist.
Like, I was at a party last weekend and the song Soundsystem by Operation Ivy comes on, when it ends I've already got my armed raised to air guitar along with the intro to Jaded...but then a City Morgue song comes on.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #84 on: May 23, 2023, 03:18:33 PM »
Most of mine have been listed but people that go to the bar (especially when it's busy) and order one drink each when in a group. Like just buy a round. Even worse is when they wait in a que and when it's their turn don't know what the wanna drink.
Don't even get me started when it's a girl and she has to tell her bf what she wants and get him to order instead of just fucking talking to the barman in front of you....
Also cunts who don't carry even €10 in cash. Then act like the world is gonna end because it's €8 min for a card and they ordered a €1 coffee.
Also cunts who stand in front of the telly when it's bleedin obvious that people are trying to watch it.
Also people who vape.

How about that one bloke in the round that has to have a different beer to literally everyone else.  ::)

Ive got a mate that thought he was drinking a specific beer different to everyone else for about 3 years before we spilled that we had just been getting him the same as everyone else in the round

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #85 on: May 23, 2023, 04:40:28 PM »
Mismatched brands on outfits like wearing an adidas shirt with some Nike shoes. WTF is up with that?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #86 on: May 23, 2023, 09:04:00 PM »
Whenever people say certain foods make them shit. “Oh every time I eat Taco Bell I have diarrhea” grow up, eat your food and take a normal shit at a regular interval

Allergic to pollen? You’re incapacitated due to trees? You can’t go outside during spring without sneezing? Your bloodline is weak

Kind of niche but if you are afraid of getting stuck in an elevator or you freak out when you get stuck in one you gotta grow the fuck up

Anybody getting substitutions at a restaurant, like who the fuck are you? Order the fucking food

Anybody with different taste in music than me, why are you wrong and so cavalier about it

i feel personally attacked by this entire post
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2023, 10:45:00 PM »
I basically agree with everything posted/stated in this thread. Well done, y'all.
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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2023, 11:58:30 PM »
I think everyone will agree with this one.  People who are constantly posting selfies or finding ways to get their face on social media.

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Re: Things that secretly make you think less of a person
« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2023, 03:32:17 AM »
If I'm at someone's house and they offer me a coke but give me a coke Zero (or Pepsi Max etc) like just get proper coke you baby.

Or weirdly the opposite if they only have regular ketchup. Obvs everyone should have reg ketchup in the cupboard but you can get spicy ketchup, bbq, spicy bbq etc all for the same price literally right next to the ketchup in the shops.


All my things have been trivial shit I don't actually care much about but a huge one for me is "I didn't give my kids swimming lessons, I just pushed them into the pool, they'll figure it out". Seriously fuck these people. Teaching kids to swim already takes next to no effort at all and can be done without traumatizing a child. It won't make your kid tough it just lets them know their dad is scared to take their shirt off in public.

I guess you don't have kids.....It does take effort.
Totally agree it's one of your duties as a parent to teach your kids to swim though.

It's been alluded to, but this is the main one for me: people who don't vote. Even worse if they don't vote and then complain/protest about politics.