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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2023, 09:21:28 AM »

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2023, 09:40:23 AM »
Hate to be that guy, but Malto vouched for Steezus on some level, no?
Pretty sure they’re both from KC

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2023, 09:46:31 AM »
I tried the No Look chicken sandwich that was the Patrick Mahomes special. I wonder what Sean Malto's sandwich would be.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2023, 09:56:34 AM »
hyundai sponsors him so thats cool.
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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2023, 10:01:09 AM »
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Hate to be that guy, but Malto vouched for Steezus on some level, no?
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Pretty sure they’re both from KC

Yes. I think they're lil bit homies.

I wonder if they knew my Ruckus ass cousin.

I can't put his name up but I heard he was an I'll ass mofo in the late 90s just like me.

Running around doing crime and shit till violence explodes in the front yard for the last time.

After he somehow convinced the judge to send him to my uncles' Navy base in sd.

He flipped his life around from being a gang banger to being a Navy lifer and a staunch Republican and a make shift christian.

When we first reconnected we went to get a tattoo.

He got preying hands and was going to write

In God we trust on it but I was like Dog. Don't you know anything about Jesus?

In God we trust is written on money yo. Jesus wasn't about that at all.

How about "Only god can judge me?"

He fuckin loved that shit. I was like hey tattoo man. Will you please tattoo Targets on my arms?

I want them black as black can be and I want the right to have an uppercase H and the left to have a can of coke in the middle.

No I will not tattoo that.

I was fucking gone AF. Thank the dark Lord I didn't do that yo my 20 year old self.


hyundai sponsors him so thats cool.

I'm not understanding how sponsorship works?

How do I get my band sponsored by like um? Ah... IDK who I would ask either.

Maybe y'all can point me nose norte?

I'd like my band to be sponsored by like ah string brand like Ernie Ball? And um drumsticks for sure.

It'd be nice to have someone help us tour. We ready to roll and the entire band except one of us is down to make the tour permanent. Never come home.

Hrs down to go but we'd have to send him back to Massachusetts twice a month

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #35 on: June 04, 2023, 11:16:02 AM »
he is literally and figuratively a great professional skater that actually does his job and goes the extra mile .

not exactly a legend or anything but the industry could use more people like him. he deserves every penny hes earned .

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2023, 11:31:49 AM »
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Hate to be that guy, but Malto vouched for Steezus on some level, no?
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Pretty sure they’re both from KC
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Yes. I think they're lil bit homies.

I wonder if they knew my Ruckus ass cousin.

I can't put his name up but I heard he was an I'll ass mofo in the late 90s just like me.

Running around doing crime and shit till violence explodes in the front yard for the last time.

After he somehow convinced the judge to send him to my uncles' Navy base in sd.

He flipped his life around from being a gang banger to being a Navy lifer and a staunch Republican and a make shift christian.

When we first reconnected we went to get a tattoo.

He got preying hands and was going to write

In God we trust on it but I was like Dog. Don't you know anything about Jesus?

In God we trust is written on money yo. Jesus wasn't about that at all.

How about "Only god can judge me?"

He fuckin loved that shit. I was like hey tattoo man. Will you please tattoo Targets on my arms?

I want them black as black can be and I want the right to have an uppercase H and the left to have a can of coke in the middle.

No I will not tattoo that.

I was fucking gone AF. Thank the dark Lord I didn't do that yo my 20 year old self.


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hyundai sponsors him so thats cool.
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I'm not understanding how sponsorship works?

How do I get my band sponsored by like um? Ah... IDK who I would ask either.

Maybe y'all can point me nose norte?

I'd like my band to be sponsored by like ah string brand like Ernie Ball? And um drumsticks for sure.

It'd be nice to have someone help us tour. We ready to roll and the entire band except one of us is down to make the tour permanent. Never come home.

Hrs down to go but we'd have to send him back to Massachusetts twice a month

I feel like you’d be great friends with the Jedi
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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2023, 11:55:22 AM »
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Hate to be that guy, but Malto vouched for Steezus on some level, no?
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Pretty sure they’re both from KC
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Yes. I think they're lil bit homies.

I wonder if they knew my Ruckus ass cousin.

I can't put his name up but I heard he was an I'll ass mofo in the late 90s just like me.

Running around doing crime and shit till violence explodes in the front yard for the last time.

After he somehow convinced the judge to send him to my uncles' Navy base in sd.

He flipped his life around from being a gang banger to being a Navy lifer and a staunch Republican and a make shift christian.

When we first reconnected we went to get a tattoo.

He got preying hands and was going to write

In God we trust on it but I was like Dog. Don't you know anything about Jesus?

In God we trust is written on money yo. Jesus wasn't about that at all.

How about "Only god can judge me?"

He fuckin loved that shit. I was like hey tattoo man. Will you please tattoo Targets on my arms?

I want them black as black can be and I want the right to have an uppercase H and the left to have a can of coke in the middle.

No I will not tattoo that.

I was fucking gone AF. Thank the dark Lord I didn't do that yo my 20 year old self.


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hyundai sponsors him so thats cool.
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I'm not understanding how sponsorship works?

How do I get my band sponsored by like um? Ah... IDK who I would ask either.

Maybe y'all can point me nose norte?

I'd like my band to be sponsored by like ah string brand like Ernie Ball? And um drumsticks for sure.

It'd be nice to have someone help us tour. We ready to roll and the entire band except one of us is down to make the tour permanent. Never come home.

Hrs down to go but we'd have to send him back to Massachusetts twice a month
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I feel like you’d be great friends with the Jedi

Thats kinda true.

One of my first nicknames was Yoda. Unfortunately Puke became the dominant nickname of my youth.

I probably could get liquid death to talk about potential sponsorship.
They helped our sister band a few times in the past. Two of those dudes are in our band.

I'd really really really like to get like Belton or Montana to send a box.

Maybe I should figure out how to rock a piece and play at the same time?
Maybe
Use that chalk spray paint I heard about and ask the front row to link arms in so I can rock an huge throw up on their bellies.

That would be fun maybe?

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2023, 01:30:16 PM »
I can understand that stuff.

Everything I know about pop realm skating was taught in post catching up on videos. 

My opinion back in the day was PJ was the book end on artistic street skating videos.

Now everyone is talking about the berries and frickin who's making what.

Ending every sentence with a no homo. Guys gone John Cardiel is gone. I'm on crazy ass drugs riding soft wheels hoping to get run over by a car.

2002 - 2014 I only watched old stuff or whatever a homie said was a must watch. Or old stuff.

Tim and Henry's
Shackle me not
Sick boyz
Savannah.....

Alien and Girl just die. No one gave a shit about like real fuckin street shit.

People who stood out back then out there was like

Mike Mo
Paul obviously

Malto is definitely one of them. He's got good style. Amazing hardflips for the period.

He could hang with anyone in that realm for 100.

And as time goes on it get more impossible to compare new dudes to older ones.

Tricks depreciate in value. Like today everyone on earth can tre flip in a coffee table at a patty

But few people can just roll down the street with style.

I got both luckily

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2023, 01:31:07 PM »
My godt that's an ugly one.

You get the point.

Malto to me is a high level sleeper boss in this game

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2023, 03:33:04 PM »
If you put a gun to my head and ask me to name a Sean malto trick just go ahead and kill me fam

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #42 on: June 05, 2023, 05:35:51 AM »
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He 100 is a hardflip kinG in my option which is pretty frickin sweet. Like who has a better hard flip than Malto? No one ive ever seen. He lives in the land of subjective choices for #1.  Switch flips too. Id say that certifies a G as he can make me blush with that catch and arm style.

Also if i had my way. Malto would have ridden for Menace. That style man. We just gotta get him rocking like Big Camos and timbs. His style was so mean tho Youd think he might drive 66.6 miles from some norther most cul-de-sac on the Green Mountain near canadia to come down an take a photo of his gat on the main ledge in town as an insta flex on a rainy day for in the name Grape St 2000 miles away kid.


I want Malto and Gallant to live a thousand years as the two examples of the best Hard flippers to ever breathe breath. I would bet a non skater would consider their trix o pedia examples to be different flip tricks.

I see it. Wish i could do it. Im just a lower case G tho....

Probably if i tightened my back truck and maybe did jumping exercises and shit i could get on a fakie one once more.
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Bryan Herman is generally regarded as having the best hardflip and kinda gets the credit for bringing back "real" hardflips in the early 00s and clearing out all the illusionists

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You right. Def right. My B
I was just gonna post a reply saying Herman have the best hardflips ever. Malto have a mean one tho, i just think he's too vanilla, not in a bad way.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #43 on: June 05, 2023, 05:44:27 AM »
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Dudes hella nice with a golf club too
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Whoop de fiddler dee dee. What an incredible display of bloard control. Golf is aweeeeeeeesome.... Must a took decades of hard werk to get nice with the Scotia Grampa Stick
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That was such a punk post. Stay punk buddy, fuck the normies

Golf is shit

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2023, 05:47:09 AM »

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #45 on: June 05, 2023, 05:47:42 AM »
.....Nah

Andy Mac

Dude is like a walking PG movie.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2023, 05:50:04 AM »
Met him a few times and seen him around plenty in KC.
Basically no ego at all, takes time to talk to anyone who approaches him.
Really nice dude.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2023, 07:02:30 AM »
Chet Thomas had a really nice vertical hardflip

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2023, 07:52:32 AM »
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Golf
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why is that

My guess is because he doesn't posses the ability to hit a ball sitting on the ground into the air with a club. Everyones a kook if you try hard enough lol

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2023, 08:16:22 AM »
Chet Thomas had a really nice vertical hardflip
Yep and maybe found the most use for it too. (Ignoring any possible sarcasm) Herman's might be the best but not my fav I'm glad we're living in a time now where both ends of the hardflip spectrum are ok.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2023, 11:01:23 AM »
Most boring famous pro ever.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2023, 11:11:14 AM »


BAHAHAHA

The shade of it all...calling Malto's girl a fat hippo.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2023, 11:12:16 AM »
If you put a gun to my head and ask me to name a Sean malto trick just go ahead and kill me fam

Malto is the trick, yo.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2023, 11:33:52 AM »
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Golf
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why is that
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Because there are armies of boomers out there right now diverting already-non-existent water resources to build toxic golf courses, usually on cheap land in the desert, usually as 'centerpieces' of gated communities where there would otherwise be no reason to live. On the long list of pointless, far-fetched, resource intensive 'activities' that humans have conjured up, golf is pretty much at the top. It's the dumbest shit reserved for the worst people of the most destructive generation in human history. And it has fuck all to do with skateboarding regardless of what suburban infantiles like Mike Mo, Mikey Taylor, Justin Edridge and Sean Malto have to say. Golfers are scum.

Not everywhere is a desert dude. Tons of courses are in rainy areas and cost 10 bucks. A cheap set of clubs can be bought for less than your skateboard cost. Agreed that some courses placed in certain areas are wack but that is different than golf as a whole.

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2023, 04:09:56 PM »
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He 100 is a hardflip kinG in my option which is pretty frickin sweet. Like who has a better hard flip than Malto? No one ive ever seen. He lives in the land of subjective choices for #1.  Switch flips too. Id say that certifies a G as he can make me blush with that catch and arm style.

Also if i had my way. Malto would have ridden for Menace. That style man. We just gotta get him rocking like Big Camos and timbs. His style was so mean tho Youd think he might drive 66.6 miles from some norther most cul-de-sac on the Green Mountain near canadia to come down an take a photo of his gat on the main ledge in town as an insta flex on a rainy day for in the name Grape St 2000 miles away kid.


I want Malto and Gallant to live a thousand years as the two examples of the best Hard flippers to ever breathe breath. I would bet a non skater would consider their trix o pedia examples to be different flip tricks.

I see it. Wish i could do it. Im just a lower case G tho....

Probably if i tightened my back truck and maybe did jumping exercises and shit i could get on a fakie one once more.
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Bryan Herman is generally regarded as having the best hardflip and kinda gets the credit for bringing back "real" hardflips in the early 00s and clearing out all the illusionists

Herman brought them back for going down shit. Mike Carroll during that time when illusion flips were king was still doing them proper like the one at the end of his epic line to open up his Modus part. Malto did have a clean hardflip though.

 

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2023, 08:47:03 PM »
westgate owns a cranberry farm

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2023, 09:41:43 PM »
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He 100 is a hardflip kinG in my option which is pretty frickin sweet. Like who has a better hard flip than Malto? No one ive ever seen. He lives in the land of subjective choices for #1.  Switch flips too. Id say that certifies a G as he can make me blush with that catch and arm style.

Also if i had my way. Malto would have ridden for Menace. That style man. We just gotta get him rocking like Big Camos and timbs. His style was so mean tho Youd think he might drive 66.6 miles from some norther most cul-de-sac on the Green Mountain near canadia to come down an take a photo of his gat on the main ledge in town as an insta flex on a rainy day for in the name Grape St 2000 miles away kid.


I want Malto and Gallant to live a thousand years as the two examples of the best Hard flippers to ever breathe breath. I would bet a non skater would consider their trix o pedia examples to be different flip tricks.

I see it. Wish i could do it. Im just a lower case G tho....

Probably if i tightened my back truck and maybe did jumping exercises and shit i could get on a fakie one once more.
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Bryan Herman is generally regarded as having the best hardflip and kinda gets the credit for bringing back "real" hardflips in the early 00s and clearing out all the illusionists

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Herman brought them back for going down shit. Mike Carroll during that time when illusion flips were king was still doing them proper like the one at the end of his epic line to open up his Modus part. Malto did have a clean hardflip though.

 
I'm no Herman super fan or anything but I guess the difference between Herman and Carroll is a whole generation of kids didn't rush out to learn hardflips because Carroll did them. Carroll didn't even stop the majority of people doing them illusion style. Once Herman was out that was it for Muska flips (until like 3 years ago)

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Re: Is Sean Malto skateboarding’s most innocent famous pro ever?
« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2023, 10:01:34 PM »
westgate owns a cranberry farm

Brandon Westgate might be the biggest contender here

Malto leaned into the Berrics whereas Westgate kinda BS’ed a game of skate and never set foot there again