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&& of the market
« on: June 07, 2023, 12:11:59 PM »
If this gets canned for falling under the same creepshow category as the Wiener Wallet thread I won’t fight for it.. but I have to express my respect and bewilderment at Andy’s apparent romantic partnership with Val LaForge.  There’s pics of them getting cuddly at events, and she filmed a clip on his insta as recently as yesterday.  I won’t post her on here, but she’s very pretty.  I’m glad that someone who looks like Richie Jackson’s estranged son is able to find connection with such a woman.  He must have more than one “trick book” in those Dickies if you knowmsayin.

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2023, 12:15:29 PM »
Wasn't there a whole thread about &&'s "slambulance"?
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2023, 12:16:35 PM »
Had to google her, but yeah, she is definitely pretty. Good for him.

The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet stay on during the deed? 

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2023, 12:21:38 PM »
anyone who can front side grind the deep end of a pool barefoot is gnarly.

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2023, 12:40:34 PM »
He's punching man holy shit
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2023, 12:47:33 PM »

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2023, 12:56:38 PM »
Ladies, get you a man who is completely immune to helmet-shaming, he is a rock who cannot be swayed

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2023, 01:06:46 PM »
Honeys dig headgear  ;)
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2023, 01:36:18 PM »
Man has sex.

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2023, 01:44:54 PM »
Had to google her, but yeah, she is definitely pretty. Good for him.

The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet stay on during the deed?

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2023, 02:16:11 PM »
perfect match lol she looks just as annoying as he does.

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2023, 02:21:42 PM »
Nyjah brand is of the market been a long time.
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2023, 03:17:39 PM »
If this gets canned for falling under the same creepshow category as the Wiener Wallet thread I won’t fight for it.. but I have to express my respect and bewilderment at Andy’s apparent romantic partnership with Val LaForge.  There’s pics of them getting cuddly at events, and she filmed a clip on his insta as recently as yesterday.  I won’t post her on here, but she’s very pretty.  I’m glad that someone who looks like Richie Jackson’s estranged son is able to find connection with such a woman.  He must have more than one “trick book” in those Dickies if you knowmsayin.

boi, i think you should tell him u luv him before he gets too serious with her. he might understand and he'll sweep you off your knees. then you can take advantage of that trick book you were talking about

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2023, 03:30:09 PM »
Had to google her, but yeah, she is definitely pretty. Good for him.

The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet stay on during the deed?

Of course, you're supposed to wear protection during sex

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2023, 03:36:33 PM »

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2023, 03:36:42 PM »
anyone who can front side grind the deep end of a pool barefoot is gnarly.

They have very different views on PPE obviously. Opposites attract.

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2023, 04:56:32 PM »
The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet the Cariumas stay on during the deed?

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2023, 05:07:17 PM »
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The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet the Cariumas the etnies calicut slip-ons stay on during the deed?
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2023, 05:37:40 PM »
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The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet the Cariumas the etnies calicut slip-ons the trick book come out during the deed?
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2023, 06:24:42 PM »
She needs the shutter shade visor like Geordi La Forge to complement the helmet.
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2023, 06:38:45 PM »
An olympic athlete who seems like a pretty nice guy?

Yeah no way he'd get babes.

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2023, 06:59:19 PM »
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In my dreams they both stay on.


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Re: && of the market
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2023, 07:27:01 PM »
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2023, 07:31:29 PM »
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Had to google her, but yeah, she is definitely pretty. Good for him.

The burning question on everyone's mind, does the helmet stay on during the deed?
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Of course, you're supposed to wear protection during sex

&& natas spinning on top in missionary

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2023, 07:37:29 PM »
Her dogs been getting black and sandy from skating barefoot in the Venice bowl. Just what && likes

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2023, 07:41:43 PM »
Foot fetish feels too vanilla for double amps

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2023, 07:44:16 PM »
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2023, 08:05:39 PM »
Get… hungry on it?

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Re: && of the market
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2023, 01:27:34 AM »
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Re: && of the market
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2023, 03:29:49 AM »
They make a cute couple, two Venice transplants looking for good vibes.
Wish both of them the best.
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