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Heath Kirchart On
« on: July 29, 2023, 06:50:58 AM »
Lizard Kings Ex, imagine ur hero giving it to ur baby mamma, that’s a little sight to be unseen

https://ibb.co/KwXPcn2

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2023, 06:59:51 AM »
Kings-X is a rad band in spite of the whole Jesus angle.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2023, 07:04:03 AM »
Heath looks happy to be with this woman.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2023, 07:07:01 AM »
Heath looks happy to be with this woman.


By the looks of it he’s just finished up giving her a back lip

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2023, 07:23:02 AM »
I don’t buy it. Heath wears Winos to bed.

BTW: click Mona Lisa and paste the image in.


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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2023, 07:24:50 AM »
I don’t buy it. Heath wears Winos to bed.

BTW: click Mona Lisa and paste the image in.



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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2023, 07:28:28 AM »
I'd be a little jealous...that she gets to hang out with heath kirchart.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2023, 07:28:51 AM »
Lizard punching the air right now lol
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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2023, 07:36:57 AM »
Getting cucked by your hero on acid is TIGHT.
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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2023, 07:47:45 AM »
Shouldn’t this be in the skateboarders’ wiener wallets thread?

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2023, 07:50:13 AM »
Why did I click on this shit
yo mike mo new age ape style high five with my reborn hand.

 2008 psychedelic experience. thanks.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2023, 08:46:17 AM »
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Heath looks happy to be with this woman.

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By the looks of it he’s just finished up giving her a back lip

https://ibb.co/NsGWtg1

he was grinding and sliding her "flat bar" and "fun box" if you know what I mean

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2023, 08:49:12 AM »
I think we should demote Lizard king back to Mike Plumb

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2023, 08:52:12 AM »
That's a good looking couple.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2023, 09:23:00 AM »
That’s a sight I’d bet lizard wished he unsee

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2023, 10:30:03 AM »
nights in white satin?

the heath is on!

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2023, 10:34:12 AM »
imagine getting cucked by your favorite skater
Is there any better skater fan boy fantasy?

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2023, 10:39:57 AM »
you either die a heath or live long enough to become a carlos ruiz

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2023, 10:59:21 AM »
He did it for satan

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2023, 11:17:31 AM »
Honestly, thought he was gay.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2023, 11:24:23 AM »
King shit

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2023, 11:24:43 AM »
They should duke it out, go for go on the mega and settle it like legends.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2023, 11:29:00 AM »
She could be the female twin of Jereme Rogers.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2023, 11:35:34 AM »
Heath clickbait a real low fruit

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2023, 12:01:06 PM »
Didn't P-Rod date (or is dating) Mike Mo's ex girlfriend?
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2023, 12:05:49 PM »
Getting cucked by your hero on acid is TIGHT.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2023, 12:20:08 PM »
Worst pro story I've ever heard is Duffel walking up to Sheck-dog at ASR and saying, "Hey Ryan, Neal Mimms fucked your mom."

Also, how did Mike Plumb date her in the first place? I dont see her as the type to date the methed up guy yelling at strangers outside of the Circle-K.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2023, 12:23:34 PM »
‘Cucking an ex pro skater is just what everyone else is doing. It’s just cucking.’

Heath Cuckhart

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2023, 12:37:13 PM »
Shouldn’t this be in the skateboarders’ wiener wallets thread?
Wait… does that thread even still exist?
Thought it got nuked due to having borderline lk130 levels of stalker vibe permeating it’s threadmeats.

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Re: Heath Kirchart On
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2023, 12:40:51 PM »
Worst pro story I've ever heard is Duffel walking up to Sheck-dog at ASR and saying, "Hey Ryan, Neal Mimms fucked your mom."

Also, how did Mike Plumb date her in the first place? I dont see her as the type to date the methed up guy yelling at strangers outside of the Circle-K.
It’s a more appealing look than what some would think.