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Johan Stuckey?
« on: August 05, 2023, 03:54:19 AM »
What’s he doing these days after his sexual encounters

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2023, 04:05:55 AM »
whilst i really don't care, i must say, i thought the same thing while watching some batb4 (i think) videos the other night and his head is featured as like a comedic over-reaction cutaway for some of the tricks.

edit: also, glad this dude is out, but there are so many scumbag skateboarders who have had/are still having a great careers through skateboarding.

sharing skateboarding as interest is such a strange thing because you really do meet and interact with some people you would otherwise have nothing to do with. i have definitely met some putrid people through skateboarding.
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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2023, 04:20:31 AM »
whilst i really don't care, i must say, i thought the same thing while watching some batb4 (i think) videos the other night and his head is featured as like a comedic over-reaction cutaway for some of the tricks.

edit: also, glad this dude is out, but there are so many scumbag skateboarders who have had/are still having a great careers through skateboarding.

sharing skateboarding as interest is such a strange thing because you really do meet and interact with some people you would otherwise have nothing to do with. i have definitely met some putrid people through skateboarding.

Name names and or rank the scumbags

Top ten skater scumbags

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2023, 07:36:45 AM »
I’m sure he’s still out there spreading the love

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2023, 07:43:25 AM »
same thing as yonnie probably

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2023, 08:32:20 AM »
Not being pro skater that's for sure

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2023, 10:11:52 AM »
I’m sure he’s still out there spreading the love
if i remember correctly it wasnt love he was spreading around...

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2023, 10:14:50 AM »
He's currently applying topical ointments to his burnt mushroom tip
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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2023, 10:16:56 AM »
someone on slap said he was working in a coffeeshop in portland last time i heard. not sure if thats true

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2023, 10:45:58 AM »
Someone post the roast of Johan Stuckey.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2023, 11:04:20 AM »
Seen him skate the courts in Portland.  Was ripping.  Not a fan but was kickflip back smith grinding the ledge
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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2023, 11:10:48 AM »
Thought it was funny on grants thrasher Out There how he mentioned johan, said “let’s go through all my beefs” and then conveniently skipped the johan thing.. well maybe not “funny”

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2023, 11:13:50 AM »
someone on slap said he was working in a coffeeshop in portland last time i heard. not sure if thats true

Does he ethically have to disclose his STD status to everyone he hands a coffee to?

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2023, 11:52:59 AM »
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someone on slap said he was working in a coffeeshop in portland last time i heard. not sure if thats true
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Does he ethically have to disclose his STD status to everyone he hands a coffee to?

Does anyone ever?

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2023, 12:11:06 PM »
He was in hanging in Portland for a bit after he got cancelled. The last place a sex offender should be hiding. Fuck that dude.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2023, 01:25:39 PM »
someone on slap said he was working in a coffeeshop in portland last time i heard. not sure if thats true

Someone post the roast of Johan Stuckey.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2023, 01:41:37 PM »
The Roast Of Johan Stuckey is one of the coffee shop’s espresso blends. He makes no royalties.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2023, 03:07:49 PM »
i always thought johan resembled an androgynous mannequin that came to life in a horror claymation movie

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2023, 03:22:51 PM »
Living regular civilian life probs

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2023, 04:10:42 PM »

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2023, 04:54:36 PM »
Hes not welcome anywhere...

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2023, 05:48:17 PM »
More like Johan Stankey!

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2023, 07:19:28 PM »
fuck that guy

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2023, 07:58:39 PM »
He was in hanging in Portland for a bit after he got cancelled. The last place a sex offender should be hiding. Fuck that dude.

Ha first place, Portland is full of sexual deviants and subhuman scum he can blend in with… “hi what’s your deviant sexual proclivity?”

i always thought johan resembled an androgynous mannequin that came to life in a horror claymation movie

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2023, 04:34:40 AM »
This thread feels like bad taste to me. What he did was wrong, there’s no way around it, but I can’t help but feeling like he’s already paid the ultimate price in being banished from a community that was once his entire life and identity…that can’t be easy. I mean if we can have empathy for those effected by his poor choices can we also not have a little empathy for his situation wether deserved or not? I mean he’s a human being and that’s some scummy shit no doubt but we all have made mistakes and done things we regret. He faded out instantly, yes by his sponsors but also no social media or Daryl Angelesque attempts to hang on…seems he accepted his punishment. Why are we bringing up old shit? Because his name was briefly mentioned in a video online? Seems petty to me considering the situation. I’m sure I’ll catch heat for this opinion but whatever most of y’all are fried anyway.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2023, 06:58:02 AM »
He faded out instantly, yes by his sponsors but also no social media or Daryl Angelesque attempts to hang on…seems he accepted his punishment.

There is no coming back from his situation but he did handle the post-cancellation well.

He was an OG of their crew and had two enders in their early videos. Goofy looks and bad behavior aside he helped establish the brand and deserves a mention, but I can see why they would rather just forget since the roast implied they fully knew what was going on.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2023, 09:24:41 AM »
Sooner people stop blind eyeing frankly criminal behaviour the better.

Just because your boy is good at skating or actually just your boy doesn’t mean they are beyond reproach. The worked an evil place last thing we need to do is apologise for people doing heinous shit.

Dude fucked up massively and is paying the price. Period.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2023, 09:32:25 AM »
Bout to go get a coffee and skate the courts for a bit I’ll holler if I see him lol
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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2023, 11:30:32 AM »
This thread feels like bad taste to me. What he did was wrong, there’s no way around it, but I can’t help but feeling like he’s already paid the ultimate price in being banished from a community that was once his entire life and identity…that can’t be easy. I mean if we can have empathy for those effected by his poor choices can we also not have a little empathy for his situation wether deserved or not? I mean he’s a human being and that’s some scummy shit no doubt but we all have made mistakes and done things we regret. He faded out instantly, yes by his sponsors but also no social media or Daryl Angelesque attempts to hang on…seems he accepted his punishment. Why are we bringing up old shit? Because his name was briefly mentioned in a video online? Seems petty to me considering the situation. I’m sure I’ll catch heat for this opinion but whatever most of y’all are fried anyway.

This take is based af in normal society. Compassion is great.  But on slap, where the only currency is shit talking, old wounds are bound to come up. This thread is far from public slander - it's just the community who exiled him mulling over the fact and wondering where he went.

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Re: Johan Stuckey?
« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2023, 11:32:32 AM »
He did have genital herpes and was on medication for it and when asked by sexual partners if he had it he lied and said he didn’t and pretended to freak out and go get tested. Imagine that happening to you. That’s pretty sociopathic behavior. Just so he could continue fucking random women.