2023-24 NFL Season

[Sativa Lung]

which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard

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Sounds like someone is jealous. If you tried just not being wrong once in a while someone might agree with you too.

Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?

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Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?

That's exactly what it was like opening this thread wanting to talk about the Lions' 3-1 start.

[PatrickSkateman]

David Montgomery looking like prime Derrick Henry. The Bears offensive scheme and Justin Fields really do limit rushing production elsewhere.

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which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard

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Sounds like someone is jealous. If you tried just not being wrong once in a while someone might agree with you too.

Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?

[doomstation55]

David Montgomery looking like prime Derrick Henry. The Bears offensive scheme and Justin Fields really do limit rushing production elsewhere.

That Lions O line was giving him gaps big enough that Jaws wouldn’t ollie them. Montys a great player, but even Barry sanders had a quote saying with those running lanes he wished he was still playing.

[Sativa Lung]

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which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard

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Sounds like someone is jealous. If you tried just not being wrong once in a while someone might agree with you too.

Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?

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David Montgomery looking like prime Derrick Henry. The Bears offensive scheme and Justin Fields really do limit rushing production elsewhere.

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That Lions O line was giving him gaps big enough that Jaws wouldn’t ollie them. Montys a great player, but even Barry sanders had a quote saying with those running lanes he wished he was still playing.

Did the bears gut their scouting department in the regime swap? I've always been impressed with their ability to find productive backs no one else seems to pay attention to like Forte, Jordan Howard, and Monty. I'm wondering if Roschon might be the next one in that line eventually, but we saw last year that Herbert is too good to sit and if they ever get their shit together offensively I expect him to start ripping chunk plays again. I don't understand why they don't just feed him screens or have Fields dump to him as a 4th read as a default, get that dude some space and let his vision and first step do the rest. It feels like every play I've watched this year he's running straight into a stacked box.

Ive always liked the bears so i almost feel bad about fleecing them for Chase Claypool. Ben made him look like the next big thing (much like he did with Martavis Bryant) but I don't know if he's got the mindset to put in the work necessary to get to that point. I think physically speaking hes capable of being an elite receiver but mentally he went from quiet canadian kid to publicly stating "I'm a top 3 wr in this league" real fuckin quick. Then again, with Pickett's accuracy we could probably use as many big bodied jump ball specialists as we can find.

Have you heard anything about Tarik Cohen coming back with the Panthers? Its a great story and impossible not to root for the guy but it's definitely going to be interesting to see how he looks. I can't imagine coming back with a new ACL, MCL, and Achilles won't sap some of the quickness that made him so dangerous,

[rawr1922]

That Eagles game exciting . Caught the tail end of it …. Wow

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[rawr1922]

Thoughts on Russel Wilson? Last year? 

13-22, 95 yards , 2 picks 

[Sativa Lung]

Thoughts on Russel Wilson? Last year? 

13-22, 95 yards , 2 picks 

I think he's a symptom, not the disease. He looked somewhat like his old self the first couple weeks but he has one of the absolute worst defenses in the league to try and prop up so teams know they can just pin their ears back and dare him to make pinpoint throws. He's not as good as people thought he was but he's still a very competent QB, albeit one that needs a supporting cast. I have him in that same sort of tier as Stafford, Goff, Tannehill tier where it seems like he'll win as long as everyone else shows up but hes not good enough to basically single handedly beat teams like Mahomes and Allen. Probably somewhere in that 10-12 range if I was ranking starting QBs.

The broncos are just a mess organizationally and Payton looks like the game has passed him by. I'm not sure why teams want to throw money at these guys who fuck off to play TV star...has it ever worked out? I can't think of any off the top of my head, it always seems like they're stuck in whatever year they retired in.

[Mean salto]

fraud miami dolphins systematically ground to dust at the linc on steez night

Why fraud Miami dolphins?

[Stoop Kid 2.0]

Was at the Ravens game yesterday. It was glorious to be there and witness the Ravens dominate on all levels. Let’s hope this continues.

[Kook Me Amadeus]

It’s wild the Titans organization would still be willing to trade with us after the AJ Brown deal.  Howie is a first ballot Hall of Fame GM at this point.  Byard fits so nicely into the Birds’ secondary.  Plus the kid was born in Philly before he moved to Georgia as a teen.  Also went to the same college as our other safety Reed Blankenship, Middle Tennesee, so tons of connectivity with the team.  And to get him for only a 5th and 6th round pick is absurd.  Apologies to any Titans fans out there, this trade is ridiculously lopsided.

[rawr1922]

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fraud miami dolphins systematically ground to dust at the linc on steez night

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Why fraud Miami dolphins?

Miami missing 3 of their starters on OLine plus 2 of their top defensive players. The Dolphins played very well. Majority of the game close

[Kook Me Amadeus]

The broncos are just a mess organizationally and Payton looks like the game has passed him by. I'm not sure why teams want to throw money at these guys who fuck off to play TV star...has it ever worked out? I can't think of any off the top of my head, it always seems like they're stuck in whatever year they retired in.

You really nailed it with this ^ Dude is one step short of Urban Meyer as far as post-TV return to football meltdowns go, since he’s at least had major success in the NFL before and still hasn’t pulled half the bullshit Urban managed to in his brief time in the league.

A quote from Sean Payton today: “That was a good win for us and yet I’m driving home last night, heading to get sushi - I don’t like sushi - and finding myself circling around the parking lot, “Why can’t I be happy?’ Well you’re searching for that perfect game. I’m just that way.''

[rawr1922]

Upset alert… Bengals take out Steelers. Feels like gonna be some chaos around the league today. Poor Lions, forever cursed on Thanksgiving. 7 straight losses

[rawr1922]

Let’s Open Up This Pit….

Eagles the biggest disappointment . Elite OLINE, top 3 Receiver with Senor Brown, Heisman winner underrated young blood receiver lining up next to him, more than competent TE, major respectable stoic proven QB. Then Tush Push your identity & the way yall playing this year as a whole … underperforming

[ungzilla]

oh no the integrity of fantasy football

[rawr1922]

oh no the integrity of fantasy football

The Integrity of Fantasy Football > Eagles

[Kook Me Amadeus]

Eagles the biggest disappointment

We agree.  It seems easiest to blame Brian Johnson but I’m not sure that’s all there is to it.

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oh no the integrity of fantasy football

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The Integrity of Fantasy Football > Eagles

die slow muthafuckaaaa

[rawr1922]

Emotionally exhausted from today’s games & the season in general. All the teams I like lost through out the playoffs or didn’t even make the playoffs. I can’t stand the Chiefs. They like the new Patriots. Are we gonna be terrorized by Mahomes & Co for the next 10 years 
 
Joe Burrow = Mahomes kryptonite   
The Chargers make waves with Jim Harbaugh 
Looking forward to next season

[PatrickSkateman]

Got a hearty laugh out of this because it’s true and understated.

https://twitter.com/brendendeeg_/status/1755994509513503024?s=42

[Atiba Applebum]

Russell Wilson to Steelers
Mac Jones to Jags

[Atiba Applebum]

Russell Wilson to Steelers
Mac Jones to Jags

Cousins to Falcons

[doomstation55]

Chiefs resign long snapper James Winchester

[easymoneysniper]

free agency firing up. lots of big moves already

[Atiba Applebum]

Chiefs resign long snapper James Winchester

I believe they also signed the ex Bills kicker that had those SA trials that he was cleared of

[Atiba Applebum]

Saquon Barkley is an Eggle

[Atiba Applebum]

Russell Wilson and Justin Fields are Steelers, Pickett is an Eagle