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so you’re not claiming the trick anymore but you’re still happy to use the money others raised for you to do the trick to just take a nice little trip out to LA? do you at least understand why people think you’re a dick?
yeah definitely would love to spend more of my precious time in the wasteland that is LA for a nice little get away. no you buffoon, I’m going for the fucking hydrant.
Hey man, I was on your side, but no one gets to call LA a wasteland unless you live in this wasteland
LA IS A WASTELAND. no I don’t live there.
LA is a great big freeway
Put a hundred down and buy a car
In a week, maybe two, they'll make you a star
Weeks turn into years, how quick they pass
And all the stars that never were
Are parking cars and pumping gas