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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2024, 02:48:42 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2024, 04:35:35 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2024, 04:38:38 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2024, 05:05:44 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2024, 06:25:36 PM »
My friends decided on this one for me years ago: Dyldo Baggins. Horrible name but still cracks me up.

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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2024, 06:46:27 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2024, 07:37:21 AM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2024, 07:54:09 AM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2024, 05:12:17 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2024, 06:03:24 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2024, 06:07:07 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2024, 06:15:20 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2024, 08:12:15 PM »
I don't like to talk about this much... But I swear to god: I came up with Johnny Sins before Johnny sins came up with Johnny sins. He just beat me to the punch.

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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2024, 07:11:13 AM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2024, 10:54:08 AM »
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"Ja I'm here to fixin' dahn cahble"

You can imagine what happens next...

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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2024, 11:04:27 AM »
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"Ja I'm here to fixin' dahn cahble"

You can imagine what happens next...
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2024, 11:46:25 AM »
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Karl Hungus.

"Ja I'm here to fixin' dahn cahble"

You can imagine what happens next...
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Does he fix the cable and the customer leaves a five star review on Google and Yelp?

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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2024, 06:34:25 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2024, 09:43:43 AM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2024, 03:54:33 PM »
54mm

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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2024, 10:21:24 PM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2024, 05:39:12 AM »
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Re: What is your porn star name?
« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2024, 07:23:26 AM »
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What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?